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Best of luck to you. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Is that it? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Yes, but I only put forth the effort for the first few hours. After that those jokers are so drunk that I could serve them a Bud Light with a flash of cleavage and they would swear it was the best Guiness ever!! Damn. Sometimes it can be so much fun being evil! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Bartending at a friend's Irish pub. The money is welcome and St Patty's Day celebration always ensures big tips and lots of laughs. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

His name was Gino. I can remember crying damn near every night for weeks (and that is tragically long for an adolecent) because he didn't love me as much as I loved him. I just knew that I had met my soulmate and I was doomed to live a life of misery and lonliness because he didn't feel the same. I would wish on every star I could find that he would finally want to be with me again. I talked to a mutual acquatance not too long ago and as it turns out he is a loser that hits women and has children that he has no contact with. Damn, I guess sometimes it is a good thing that not all wishes come true. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Could you offer to let the kids come over to your house while the others pack? I'm sure it is hard for them to see what is going on. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

In no particular order.... - Field worker (I cropped tobacco) - Waitress - Hot chick at Sonic that skates your food out to you. - Communications and Security Repair - Military Police - Uncle Sam's Bitch - Clerk in a health food store - Hostess - Office assistant - Telemarketer - College student - Massage therapist Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

D- Dykes! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Farts make me laugh. Even the really smelly ones. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

This comment, coupled with your sig line, really cracked me up. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Oh Walt, I am soooooo disappointed with you. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Silly boys. You guys make me laugh. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I am so sick of reading about your kick-ass life. You suck. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Damn. I clicked on the thread with the hopes of learning how to have an orgasm by laughing. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

1. Who was your best friend? Jenn and Nicole 2. What sports did you play? I made the wrestling team but then got kicked off after a few weeks when they found out that my navel was peirced. 3. What kind of car did you drive? Beetle 4. It's Friday night, where were you? At a band practice or "concert" in some local coffee shop or equivalent hang out 5. Were you a party animal? Hell yeah! 6. Were you in the "In Crowd"? Nope 7. Ever skip school? All the time! 8. Ever smoke? Yup 9. Were you a nerd? Nope. I was a "different". 10. Did you get suspended/expelled? A few times. But it was usaully because I loved to challenge authority. "I fought the law and the law won" 11. Can you sing the Alma Mater? school song? Don't know if we even had one... 12. Who was your favorite teacher? Ms. Alligood. Drama class. 13. Favorite class? Library Tech. I actually got a credit for sitting in the library and reading or surfing the net. 14. What was your schools full name? Charles B. Aycock High School (yeah, we had lots of fun with that name!) 15. School mascot? Golden Falcon. 16. Did you go to Prom? No. It was a requirement that the girls wear a dress and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I went to the after parties though! 17. If you could go back and do it over, would you? Not a chance in hell 18. What do you remember most about graduation? Falling asleep during the ceremony. My family still teases me for it. 19. Favorite memories of your Senior Year? The laughs. 20. Were you ever posted up on the senior wall? What's a senior wall? 21. Did you have a job your senior year? Yeah, I was a skater at Sonic. 22. Who did you date? Assholes. 23. Where did you go most often for lunch? The cafeteria. We couldn't leave for lunch. 24. Have you gained weight since then? Nope. I'm still the same size. 25. What did you do after graduation? Leave for Basic Training. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I'll never forget the time our pilot landed the plane, shut it down, and almost drove his truck into manifest in his rush to make an announcement over the intercom. He informed the entire dz that the next time someone busted ass in the plane he was calling "door" regardless of altitude or spot. Apparently he was sick of smelling our asses up to altitude and back down again. The hilarious thing was that he was seriously pissed! And just to debunk the myths: girls don't poop out skittles and our farts are not lovely floral scented poots. Some of the worst smelling, gag inducing, toe curling, eye watering farts I have ever been assaulted with were from the fairer gender, myself included. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

-Drank lots o' beer, did you? Always. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

: : Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I have my moments. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Guilty. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Way to go Walt! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

This is too funny.... "The irony is that Rachel was arrested for singing a song about never forgetting the thousands who have died for democracy in Burma. ..." Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Where did you get your statistics? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Strays are the best. I adopted one that had just had his bottom lip ripped down from a fight with another stray. The vet told me to put him to sleep because he would never be able to eat properly. It took about two weeks of making special kitty food and hand feeding but he eventually adapted. When he healed he always looked like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, his bottom lip made him look as if he was grinning from ear to ear. Good job going to the shelter. I hate when people buy from a breeder when so many animals need a home. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

To be a free spirit always. And to laugh, I love to laugh. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~