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Uhhhh...Excuse me? You ain't seen Robby drama Hunny! Between keeping two eyes on the kids, keeping people from f*cking up my computer, keeping myself from cutting a certain foreign freak's throat with her own Celine Dion CD, and keeping one interpersonal bug up my ass, I'd say I kept my sh*t pretty well in hand. Until the ride back to the hotel, anyway. Just ask anyone who was there last year. Besides, that's no way to talk to your kettle, I mean counselor. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Everything they ever put on plastic. Or if you want to hear about 45 minutes of live acoustic covers, I can handle that too. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Good lookin' out, thanks. But the bonfire music is covered. 12,399 selections from the '50s to last week, plus Reggae (Legend and 1,000 or so songs not on Legend), R&B, Cheesy Old Fart Disco, 80's, Old & New School Hip Hop to make the skybabe asses shake (after Spence gets too drunk to find the off button), and of course 11 1/2 hours of Celtic punk and Irish drinking songs should do it. Of course if you want to bring a CD or memory stick, we take all reasonable requests. If you want to talk ump chh ump chh ump chh ump chh music, you'll have to get with DJ Shambles and the Smoky Hangar Crew. And that's where at least this DJ will "stop talking about himself."-DJ Electric Boy, Boogie Child Entertainment OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Fuck! Sunday?! And I just hear about this now? No wonder I've been in a mysteriously foul mood the past two days. Lost: Another irreplaceable influence, and the stuff of some great lifelong memories. My Dad used to listen to Pryor records for hours when I was a kid, and pretend he didn't notice me listening in. Letting me recite Mudbone bits from memory for my aunts and uncles when I was 8 years old was not only poor child rearing by today's Dr. Phil standards, it's the reason I'm the foul mouthed attention junkie, and wannabe entertainer that I am today. And I thank Richard for that, (and for teaching me to cuss properly) even if my friends and family don't. The man made stand up comedy the art that it can and should be, using more of its most vital elements (Truth, Anger, Honesty and Pain) than anybody. Like Robin Williams said: "Richard onstage was like watching Coltrane." And F*CK all those shitty movies he made to put his daughter through dance class! This motherf*cker co-wrote Blazing Saddles. STILL the funniest sh*t ever caught on film! R.I.P. Mudbone OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Or maybe it's just a renewal of sorts. They're trying to relocate. Either way, I now have a pilgrimage to make before next Halloween. MTV News OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Congratulations on your: Only Thread to Make Rasta Rican Laugh Out Loud This Month Award Yeah 'Cakes, he MUST have been referring to you or C.R. because everybody knows I could NEVER hold court with the esteemed sh*t stirring company on this poll. ..To this day I can't fathom why my Spaniard best friend refers to me as "Gasolina." P.S. Kitty Cakes, leave that avatar up for a while. It always fills me with such vivid dreams of ...welll.....bending you over a mechanical bull.

My point exactly!! So precisely which Hooters do you behave this way in? And do you only do it to employees or are other patrons potential victims as well?! And what night and time will you be there next?!! Damn! I suck! I really thought I'd get more bites on this one. O.K. so maybe my scientific methodology was a little weak. I'll give up that we are EQUALLY superficial, at least until the person we're checking out opens his or her mouth. But you have to admit, babes are much more likely to waste money on bad movie just because there's some "cake" in it than dudes are. We just go the more efficient route: Porn. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Blow me, Limey scum. I'll take this vote over yours. (Note to self: find out if they sell Wranglers the same place as Levi's. .......and what the f*ck a Luchesse is...) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The following are excerpts from the recent DZ.com polls on America's WORST Living Actor, and America's BEST Living Actor. All of these quotes are taken from women. There were NO comparable quotes from men in the poll regarding America's WORST Living Actress. {Quotes have been reprinted anonymously to protect the innocent.(Like skymama, VanillaSkyGirl, tigra, complexity, and jshatzkin)} These excerpts can only lead me to believe that while Men have been the ones unfairly maligned in today's Oprahgynogicized media for being "superficial poon hounds" (just because everything we do in our lives, from the very act of showering daily to the building of trillion dollar multi-national conglomerates is motivated entirely by the desire to eventually get our hands on a nice set of sweater cakes), it is in fact Women who are more shallow in their entertainment pursuits. I mean, sure, when given the faintest opportunity, a man will squander his last dollar on a cocaine-fueled lapdance from an essentially talentless, intellectually vapid, and in fact soulless stripper, but at least there's an earnest performance involved! Even the least able stripper can stay in character long enough to remember her stage name (and, if you play your cards right, eventually fake a somewhat convincing orgasm). But even if she can't, she's still rubbing her crotch against your crotch. Whereas, women will pay the same money just to LOOK at some vacuous dumbass on a movie screen, even when he can't act! That's not only shallow, it's BAD MONEY MANAGEMENT. I yet know of no man who will spend good money on a bad movie in the blind hope that some bimbo will take her shirt off. The only conclusion I'm left with is that they are every bit as shallow as we have been TOLD that we are; if not moreso. If I have read these results in error, you are welcome to enlighten me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Great, you don't like the music they like (and myself). Because it matters what you think of my personal tastes in music, I have to go cry somewhere now. Really...what music has not been angry teenage music at some time? Or happy teenage music? or sad teenage music? I shall allow you to determine the commonality. How is it that I concur with both of you? I must be fairly deep! 1) Indeed, they blow. And it is a commonly known "insider" fact that only three of them have anything to do with making the music that ends up on the albums. The other 6, 7, 11, how many are there now? Are hired clowns thrown in to add stage presence. They're a circus act designed to harvest the hormone-fueled spending of vaguely pissed off neo-pubers. 2) Of course, as the aged and battered shell of a former vaguely pissed off neo-puber KISS Fanatic, how can I criticize that? Then again, they do have a tight-ass drummer. And I smelled some undeveloped talent on Corey Taylor's solo stuff. Oh well, the only thing worth less than my opinion, is someone else's opinion of my opinion. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

F*ck. This was just impossible. But I felt it was expected, so it had to be done. But first, MORE WRITE-IN RESTRICTIONS: 1) [B]NO TEEN IDOLS:[/B] No Britneys, No Hillarys(unless you think Hillary Swank is well overrated), And No Ashleys, Ashlees or Ashleiyghs, etc. Not even a Dakota. In short, NO ONE who preceded their bad acting with a bad singing career or has appeared on the covers of both Teen People and Cosmo Girl. Allowing these Hollywood engineered poisonous cane toads into the poll will foul any semblance of scientific stability. 2) NO BAYWATCH BABES[/B]: No Pams. No Carmens. No Gena Lees. In short, no one who has ever sampled the man milk of any member of Motley Crue, or Scott Baio. No blow-up dolls turned movie stars. And no Madonna. Good God! I had not fathomed until this moment how many putrid actresses were out there getting rich off of America's bad taste and worse self esteem. So we must limit this survey to women who have attempted BOTH comedy and drama, and somehow made money at both, but who couldn't pull off a fake orgasm convincing enough for Ray Charles. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

NO SH*T! I was just watching one of the best westerns ever AGAIN this morning and I said to myself: "Heh, that's Uncle Leo." Then he got shot and spit on. In that order. But I don't believe it. If you're Pop really is the guy (the second guy) whose dead forehead Josey Wales spits tobacco goo on, I'll have to see a photo for proof. "To hell with buryin' them. (spit) Buzzards gotta eat, ...same as worms.." Man, that's some cold sh*t to say about a dude! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

1) Billy, now you see why I DID NOT make this my next poll subject: way too much potential for drifting. 2) Christian Bale? a)Isn't he now known for being the second least popular Batman behind George See Previous Poll Clooney? b)And what the f*ck country is he from anyway? 3) Robert Deniro has voluntarily surrendered his eligibility for such polls. (See: Analyze That, Analyze This, Showtime and Meet the Fockers. ......better yet, DON'T) 4) Al Pacino gets the Lifetime Achievement Award 5) But gotta give the Gold to Kayzer Soze from American Beauty. Silver to Tom Hanks since only about three of the guys on your list have ever bothered to cry or die on screen. Bronze to Ed Norton. With Junior Honors to Johnny Depp for versatility and Sam Rockwell (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Matchstick Men, Box of Moonlight, Charlie's Angels) for being as f*cked-up-cool as Depp, but doing it much longer on the "Indie" tip. Tip: Rent Safe Men, this is a funny f*cking White Man! P.S. Leo is a bitch. Two good roles: One as a kid who needs a playground helmet, and another where he's blowing guys in the subway station toilet. But what's he done since puberty? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No, I'd be too embarrassed to let certain dz.com guys know that they are on the list. Yeah, thanks for not making us blush.... Besides I could never be anything other than a Sub for my beloved S.M.

When Robin Hood comes on I mute all the parts where the legendary English folk hero is speaking in a southern California accent. The other day Intolerable Cruelty came on, and I got up and left the house. And I just saw Point Break for the sixth time ...the opening credits of Point Break for the sixth time Just a mildly cynical weekend diversion for those of you who are currently wintered-out. (While I'm at The Farm Xmas Boogie partying regardless of the w***her.) Two Write-In Restrictions: 1) No Action Heroes. This poll is open only to "actors" who have tried to pull off both serious and comic roles, (And drawn an audience) but who couldn't play hurt if their nuts were stapled to a porcupine. 2) No women. When I get bored again, Sandra Bullock and two others will have their own thread. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Love ya Dude. But Shrek is right, NOBODY CARES. Get the f*ck off this thread OR pack your shit for the boogie. The kids want to see Uncle Bolas. P.S. Got the Martina Mcbride. Any other requests? Oh, and these panties are tight enough to stay on in freefall. I don't know how Mariposa wears them every day! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I LOVE it when guys who LOOK like they might be smelly hippies from a distance, but are actually just skinny guys with funny facial hair pick on real smelly hippies. On the other hand, WHAT f*ckin' Wsidespread Panic fan has ever SEEN $101, except in a plastic baggie in the glove box of their van. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

If you're bringing something you've outgrown, make sure you wash it and put in fresh batteries first. ....................... Oh no he didn't!!! Yeah, I just had to use that one on somebody. Might as well be Snapper. SERIOUS BUSINESS NOTE HERE: I'm definitely bringing the Music (With Words) Machine along with the big pretty Amoebas and the projector so we can enjoy some Classic Christmas visual entertainment, but since I have about 7 hours of Xmas music (if you include all 3 Adam Sandler Chanukah songs) I need to know what people want to hear coming out of Hansel's CRAPPY speakers (During the DAY that is. At nightfall the format changes to All-Ass-Shakin'-All-The-Time.) A) ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC B) SOME CHRISTMAS MUSIC mixed with other stuff C) F*CK CHRISTMAS MUSIC I HATE CHRISTMAS MUSIC *Note: All C votes will be printed in triplicate, shredded and flushed down my toilet. F*CK you Grinch Mother F*ckers.) *Bahhh-rummmm-pah-pum-pummmmmmm.....* (EDIT)***That's a DVD projector, so bring your favorite DVDs too*** OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Amazing. You've captured a sunny innocence in lisa marie which she has never actually possessed.... Need an Electric Boy character though. Rasta hat, Guitar-pickin' hat, or Orfun hat? .....Nevermind, I'll send all three after the Farm Xmas Boogie Along with a shot of the TRUE Li'l Snapper, they way she looks at about 4am on a Boogie Sunday. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And you left something else out too. It takes a great woman to lie down with another woman and go against her man. [EDIT: Almost forgot. .....] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I was just teasing Mark (notice the guy) because he came on being a smart-ass. I really wasn't serious. GA peeps are wonderful, they throw the best Southern freefly boogie! So why it's gotta be only the best Southern freefly boogie? What? Northern or Western boogies are automatically better or somethin'?! And why you gotta leave out the bellyflyers? Whas' all dat about?! And while we're at it, I'm OFFENDED by the characterization of all GA peeps being "wonderful." Some of them are in fact, assh*les. And I'm sure some of them are proud of it, and don't appreciate being lumped in with the "wwonnnnnnnderful" people. Boy you're just stomping on toes all over the place today huh Mrs. Moderator? (I know some GA people are proud of being assh*les. Why else would they drive slower than ANNNYYY of the movie extras from Cocoon driving around FL, but do it in the LEFT F*CKING LANE where we can't get around them?!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

She'll be there. She's just being a smartass 'cause I called her out on her rookie-shit w**ther post. FYI my little cupcakes: FAT BURGER is back in the United States. No sh*t. They just let him walk off the f*ckin' plane, didn't check his bags or anything!! Homeland Security MY ASS!!!! P.S. Don't forget this will also be Pablo's 4th Birthday Party. Anyone who brings a gift for a 4-year old boy (who's already 3' tall, 29lbs and has a Batman fetish) will receive honorary "Aunt/Uncle" status. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Your newbie pass will protect you this once. But it has now expired. So help me Bob Marley, if you EVER .......EEEVVVVVERR use the W word in a boogie thread again, I will take your number away. Next you'll be one of those losers who posts that you're not coming. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Side of Rican Red Beans & Rice over here. Or maybe some yellow rice to match my NEW T-SHIRT!!! And that's a YEA on Jethro's BBQ or deep fried gobblers. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Spoken like a man who's Foster Pop application just went to the BOTTOM of the pile. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is