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Your Entertainment Update just in from the offices of Boogie Child Entertainment Two LIVE BANDS are now on the .....well band wagon: Reggae/Ska-Core on Friday with Dub Stylee Southern/Funky Ass/Party Rock on Saturday with Full Black Out just working to finalize the price, and get the Bubbles Seal of Approval. FYI: Both of these hard working outfits committed to the gig based on MY promises of an "ungodly orgiastic bacchanalia of assorted debauchery, swimming with loosely clad, and just plain loose women." Please don't make a liar out of me. I'm also working on getting an actual stage of some sort to put them on, and a separate PA. (Which I think will also be useful for various initiation ceremonies, and random exhibitionist behavior.) Jello: In case my connections fail me, do you have any influence in that direction? Bubbles: What are the odds of putting the bands under a tent so they don't have to put their drums in the mud and choke on burning pallet ashes? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That would be HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE. In keeping with the season, the ONLY logical choice is mashed potatoes. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

DEAL. One keg of Ogreweiser RW (Raspberry Wheat) Brew on the fat man. Hell, maybe I'll spring for two more batches on top of that. 15 gallons should last us. ..........through the first round of poker! Reminder to self: Find Griswold and beg to use his keg system again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Done. ...But oh wait. The homebrew is already free. It's the cups that cost money. I think Li'l Snapper just set the price at $7. So if you don't want to pop for a cup you can just drink it out of your colostomy bags, you cheap ass withered old f*ckers!! . OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, I'll try to get some stickers made. But most likely they'll just be handpainted by Paul & Nora. I don't know, what's a good price for a reusable cup and access to free homebrew? Guess it depends on how thirsty you are. How about $5.00 for the girls $7.50 for the big sweaty mens? PS We're talking about getting some more t-shirts made too. I'm thinking long sleeves would look awesome. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm thinking a nice OrFun Ale would be a good way to kick off the season. But would any jumpers would be willing to donate to the OrFund in exchange for one of our hand designed souvenir beer cups? My Wife, the eternal optimist says I'm a dumbass and they'd all rather run to the store for Schlitz. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............**huh? wha..?***......beautiful imagery, but too slow getting there. Think "less Anne Rice more Seymour Butts." So who's on props again? We need a malfunction simulator, a rotating bellyfly horse, and two creepers. ...Four would be too artsy. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

What's he gonna do? Have sex in MY bathroom this time? She'll have to borrow her lube back from me first. 1) It's not payback if the guy deserved it in the first place. 2) I'd like to see him bring his "Little Big Rack" onto a dropzone. Like taking his pet bunny rabbit snorkeling in a piranha pond. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'll buy a round of brew! Or you can just give me some. 'Cakes, I would NEVER think of charging you for my delicious handcrafted cerveza! That would be wrong! That would be greedy! .....I don't have a vendors' license. That would be illegal. The HOMEBREW is FREE. ...........reusable cups are $5.

Stop crossthreading, Stick Boy!! Dis' here's for Dubbalin bidness: BIDNESS: Answer the question f*ckers: WHO WANTS HOMEBREW??!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

While we're at it, can we petition USPA to ground the next person who puts No Doubt's 'Just A Girl' on a tandem video for a 35 year old woman? .......or any woman for that matter......? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Borrowing from my Sister/Brother-In-Laws. And they're good, decent, church going folk. So NO INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR will take place in this camper. .....................................Damnit! I just pissed myself trying not to laugh......... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

If you two were any cuter, I'd have to take a barf bag on the Casa. OK first dibs: the Flutterby and I are going to have a camper. Sure we can squeeze....

..................Gatorade. .........I'll need LOTS of Gatorade. .......and something to prevent chafing. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No, I don't think so. I only have sex with other people if my husband is there

She doesn't know dick about Bob Marley either. Yet she claims to be a hardcore Sublime fan..... All further replies from this user will be filed in the Kids who need Playground Helmets box. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Of course, since she's going to be our next Foster Mom, New OrFuns will get theirs FREE. Now back to business: CONFIRMED: Live Music by Dub Stylee Reggae/Ska/Punk from Tallahassee, pending a reasonable offer from Bubbles. PM sent. And what would you drunkasses say to 5 ......nay, perhaps 10 gallons of Handcrafted Beer fresh from Loco Boca Breweries? With bottomless cups while supplies last? I've got just enough time to get it started, so speak now or forever hold your Natty Lite cans. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

haha! Good times girl, good times You may think about not hitting on me at all..wouldn't want that psycho hubby of yours getting jealous again. I RESENT such name calling and I'm reporting it as a personal attack. ...I AM NOT JEALOUS!!! Like I said: ".....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Gonna be tough to find a new girl to follow your rack.....uhhhh....act. It'll probably take the Wife and I 3 shots and 20 whole minutes. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

But if we are gonna miss it, we'll be SURE to post that we're going to miss it, along with the latest ten day forecast. I know how Bubbles likes to stay informed in those things. (that represents a *yawn*) We all know Duh retired from the public eye after her last DVD. We'll have to cast a new supporting actress for the sequel. .....or two......or three.......... auditions will be held at Buffalo's.....again "When a bar full of bikers are looking at you funny, you KNOW your friends are f*cked up!" -Dublin MMV OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The warm, squishy womb of Rap/Metal, fertilized earlier by the union of Anthrax and Public Enemy. ....and somewhere in a dark and accursed forest, a demonically possessed jackal howled in pain, upon squeezing the bloody, undulating form of Fred Durst into the world. .....the reign of the anti-christ had begun. The movie is a little disappointing, (mainly because Emilio Estevez doesn't die), but stands as the first revelation that Denis Leary, once onscreen is NOT TO BE F*CKED WITH. Not as cool as his character in Suicide Kings, but scary as hell. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Our fireplace grate was moved aside, the cookies were eaten, there was a Thank You note from Santa, and the new neighbors across the street now know me as "the guy hiding in his hedge shaking jingle bells in front of the window". The boy woke up swearing that he'd heard the reindeer. But for some reason I stopped short of doing the footprints. (Wasn't sure if it would ever come out of the rug.) Oh well, they'll only be 3 and 5 next year. Time to figure out how to mimic footsteps on the roof without breaking my neck..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

job: Audio pronunciation of "job" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jb)n. 1. A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession. hmmmmm....Greg and I will have to discuss that

I'm not quite sure I understood the thrust of this one...I've never been to a been to an entire boogie before, just a day-trip for Thanksgiving, but it was my understanding that skydiving is the main focus of these events. Did that sound convincing? You know, perhaps I will save wear and tear on my camera...especially if Jake has strong tendencies toward the "natural" approach to dress and appearance at these things. she's just saying we should get our minds out of the gutter and focus on jumping....hehhehhehheh....you said "thrust"... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Good job 'Cakes!! Thanks for getting everybody back on track. And for reminding me ...this year, I think I should look into renting us a mechanical bull ............with that honky ttaawwwnnnnkk badonkadonk... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's TWO threads where you've gotten that LOOK out of the corner of my eye.... watch your wiggly ass or you won't get no Ruca. ....Oh, did I mention? I decided I deserved some backup, so I booked a real live Reggae/Rock band to come all the way up from Tallahassee for one of the nights. Anyone who was at my B-Day Bash in Tally last year should remember Dub Stylee. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is