RastaRicanAir

I'm the kind of person who spends hours and hours in front of his computer, and then carries his most valuable equipment to one dropzone after another just because I think my friends and fellow jumpers deserve to be entertained by good music. You are apparently the kind of person who takes that as an opportunity to brazenly steal someone else's hard earned personal property. So frankly, I'm not sure if you and I even speak the same language. But I will put this as plainly as possible: I want my files back. Regardless of why you decided that you were more deserving of the things my family has worked for than we are, even you should be able to admit that such things as: -Mine and my wife's work and school files, -The 14,000 song music library I'm using to start my DJ business, -Every photo I have of my children, family and friends, -And fuck it. EVERYTHING stored in that hard drive and computer is more important to me than it could ever be to you. Now obviously, what I really want is my hardware back, safe and sound, in the case you so bravely stashed it in before you took it, but perhaps the sense of accomplishment you got from taking it is too much too part with. Perhaps you're actually so cynical that you feel I should be penalized for trusting my fellow skydivers to respect my property. So I'll actually make you this offer: Return my hard drive and cables to me, files intact, and I will give you the money to purchase an identical one for yourself, or to use as you see fit. I think this is a better deal than you're likely to get on E-Bay or at your local pawn shop. As for the laptop itself, you may have noticed by now that it's password protected and bears very clear property markings both on the outside and inside. That, combined with its tracking software, may make it worth less than your trouble to use or sell. So I may be willing to discuss terms for its return as well. Or you could just prove your humanity and your balls as a skydiver by taking the entire system back to the Farm and leaving it somewhere safe where management will find it. Of course, since I've come to rely on my fellow skydivers to help out when needed, I am also offering a substantial reward for anyone else who can lead me to recovering my property: -A LARGE, older model Dell Inspiron laptop Model 9100, clearly marked on the bottom as a business item, and -A Western Digital 250G external hard drive, about the size of the average Bible, with a clear plastic shell and red LED lights running along either side A police report will be filed by the end of today (Monday 4/3) For this business, I can be contacted at: RASTARICANAIR@DROPZONE.COM[/B] PHOTOS NOW ATTACHED[/B]

Hypothetically, is the imaginary bouncy house still there from the last time nothing happened? Also, could someone hose it out with bleach so our theoretical kids can use it again? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Your what?! Did I just hear you say that your OrFun number is up for bids? Naaa Naaa Na Naaaa Naaaaa Shrek is adopted OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, you're right, it has to have a spout on it. Make it a nalgene bottle. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No we haven't. No one brought us a bottle all the way from Scotland just so we could stash it up our asses until we got back home, ya stingy c*nt!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

If you want to make beer: 1) Check your local yellow pages or 411.com for a homebrew shop in your area 2) Set aside your evolutionarily ingrained "guys don't ask other guys for help, advice or directions" pride, then walk in and tell the guy " I wanna make beer and I don't know sh*t how." 3) Take up yoga, meditation or increased beer drinking to hone your patience Be prepared to come off 4-6 jump tickets for your initial investment in equipment and materials (including a vital copy of The Complete Joy of Homebrewing) If you're the kind of person who likes cooking and long term projects, and you don't mind drinking better beer than you find in most dropzone fridges for an average of 65 cents a bottle, you may have a new hobby. If you want to make what's in that ad, drink 5 more Bud Lights and take a whizz in a paint bucket. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Does the the guy have a British accent and say the word c*nt a lot? Psssstt, That's not really a pharmacist. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Stop WHINING and let me and Marianne in already! The kids are sleeping in ours. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

It will totally distract her from her all important work.

In that case, I'm absolutely not bringing the magical musical laptop or the pretty giant amoeba lights. And there's no point in bringing the guitar either. Also, I have it on good authority that Brewmeister Ben is staunchly refusing to bring any of his homebrew. Truly, there will be absolutely NOTHING of interest for anyone who likes music or beer. And since there will be no poker, I'll lead the first prayer meeting. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Four? I thought it was 3 to get ready then "go cat go." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Aren't you forgetting someone....? Your packer maybe...? Seriously Andy, how could you forget to mention: Shithead?! ...Oh excuse me, he now prefers the less formal: Shit. Which is not the most artistically creative nickname, but makes for some interesting moments: like when my wife is standing on the balcony of the Destin Best Western at 9am, shouting for him across the parking lot. And she's so used to it, she didn't even realize she was risking arrest for public profanity. (*sigh*) Yep, my Baby got lots of 'inquisitive' looks from the vacationing rednecks on that lovely Sunday. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Shhh...they didn't want the masses to know that jumps are free this weekend after paying a $25 registration fee. They certainly wouldn't if it were true. And even if it were, they would surely NEVER contravene the sacred tenets of this website by advertising it here. They would just put it on their own website; which I believe is called SkydivetheFarm.com. Also, if the regular Farm Animals were talkative enough to tell too many people about such a thing, resulting in overcrowded planes and slow loads, etc., I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. .....Which would be AWESOME, because we just happen to be making one of our rare visits there this weekend! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You turn into Bolas when its Cloudy?? PLease tell me that there was not rain in Dublin and that Bolas was there - I could have sworn . . . Did you ever see us in the same place at the same time....? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, the few times I tried to play with rolls they just left me unable to keep it up. (I can't believe I was the first one to pick up on that variation of the word!) And roles I'm just too lazy to keep up. Staying in character is just too much too think about when I'm trying to focus on remembering the safeword. Just some nice XXX talk and filthy name calling for this table please...

Hazy days always make me randy. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

For those who were still mostly sperm during the 70's McCloud RULES! Yep.. I was just a twinkle in my daddy's eye for most of the 70's. Young pup. Young, firm, nubile pup............ OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

For those who were still mostly sperm during the 70's McCloud RULES! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn computer damn sh*t dammit! Try it now. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I have GOT to start taking more pictures! But here's what I got before I picked up the giant beer mug. And how come no one got me with my giant beer mug?! BTW Mr. namgrunt, I almost broke my ankle getting within 15' of that damn smiley face three times. Where the hell were YOU?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

All right, let's see if I can get it all in one post: 1) Does THIS cover it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our NEWEST OrFuns 14: P-Nut [aka Other Nut] 28: McDuck 29: Billo 30: Guido (On Probationary status pending his Tough Love Ceremony. Better make good on it next time I see you f*cker! But at least I got to kick your ass out of a plane.) 31: Papa Chulo 32: Shawn 33: Fitz 2) Hey No Pants, where's the f*ckin' tube video? 3) Iwan, great pics. Where's the hybrid video? 4) Where the f*ck are the pics I took?! .....Oh yeah, I haven't posted them yet. 5) Next time I'm 2 1/2 minutes late for poker because I'm trying to get my pleats straight, someone come f*ckin' find me! 6) Peanut's right. Jessie does make a GREAT chaser for Tequila. Think I'll pop in last year's Dublin video while I'm waiting for David to finish the new one. .....Oh there's my favorite scene: Spence reciting that classic line: "Tell them they can do whatever they want EXCEPT set it on fire!!" Now get your asses to the Farm Anniversary Boogie!! If you think the wife and I can throw down, wait 'til you meet the KIDS! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OH SH*T!!! I forgot to salute my fellow Kilted C*cksmen!: Monkey (great shoes too) Pincheck (Sorry, dude. I even read Trainspotting and I still can't understand half what you're f*ckin' saying. ) Loud Dan (Even if you were wearing PANTIES underneath ya F*CKIN' PPPPUUUUUSSSSYYYYY!!! Did I forget anyone again? Cheers All for having the balls to get 'em out. Can't BELIEVE we didn't all get a pic together! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I did. I need to figure out how to turn this into extra income. Let's see...likes to whip ass, looks slammin' in black vinyl....Where would that show up on a Career Aptitude Test? You thought right. O.K. It's all coming back to me now: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our NEWEST OrFuns 14: P-Nut from SC [aka Other Nut] (now Ofishal) 28: McDuck 29: Billo 30: Guido (On Probationary status pending his Tough Love Ceremony. Better make good on it next time I see you f*cker! But at least I got to kick your ass out of a plane.) 31: Papa Chulo 32: Shawn Is that all accounted for? Welcome to the Family you unlovable bastards. If you have shirts you may scrawl your numbers on them now. Now for The 3 Sacred Rules: Rule #1 OrFuns don't BITCH! (They also don't whine, piss and moan, kvetch "do drama" or sue.) Rule #2: No OrFun is more important than another OrFun. We are all EQUALLY WORTHLESS. And Rule #3: OrFuns don't respond well to rules. Learn it, Know it, Live it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Man i don't think I can stand to see it long enough to even edit it into the Boogie DVD. And i'm still having night terrors after seeing it once. OK who wants to see what Robbie wears under his kilt on the DVD? Before you answer, you should consider that I was freshly groomed and relatively warm from standing by the fire. ......Of course, it's also in unflattering nightvision green. Hey, I know! Just put in one frame and let people try to find it! Seriously though, who all got spanked on Saturday? For some strange reason I forgot to write their names down. Help Me OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Come on, kids. I dont know about you but I dont even have the energy to use apostrophes right now, much less search ten different threads for pithy comments and compliments on my wife. Let's CONSOLIDATE! Bubbles: You outdid yourself once again. I managed to beat myself closer to death in three days this year than I did in five days last year, and while using fewer substances! Jay and Jamie: (Still the most beautiful couple in skydiving) Thanks for letting me borrow the laptop. Without you, I never would have had the immense joy of waking everyone up out of their painful hangovers with bagpipes and Sinatra music. All the new Orfun bastards: Welcome to the family f*ckers! Now send me your names, I can't remember them all Everyone I jumped with: Thanks for leaving me so sore I couldn't get off my ass all day yesterday. David King: You can keep the upskirt shots from me in my kilt. The nightmares they'll cause you are worth more than any ransom money I could pay. McDuck: We WILL get that jump in, someday, when your ass heals, and my freefly skills improve. Meantime, I have to figure out how to fit Sonic Grieco into my sig line. And of course, Skyma...I mean Andrea Thanks for the custom job you did on the Holy Tough Love Orfun Paddle. Now it looks like a real religious relic, and I have to go on E-bay and find a stronger one. I told you you'd love being a Foster Mom ....Like they say, "It's always the quiet ones." And special thanks to everyone who bought an Orfun shirt. Your love is greatly appreciated. By myself and CitiBank. Now.....Anyone else want to buy an Orfun shirt?! PLEASE! The wife's gonna kick ms ass if I don't sell these things. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is