RastaRicanAir

That would be beer for me! And this time don't leave out the pie! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Once you've got it it's got you, (I.E. You're f*cked until next time.) Next Time: 1) The MINUTE you start to feel the first symptoms coming on, grab a bottle of megadose C, the biggest Zinc tabs you can find and some Echinacea 2) Take 1000mg of C Per Hour, Each Hour, for 3 Hours. Yes, that's 3 full grams of Vitamin C. (4 if you're a more ample dude.) 3) Over that same period, down 2-3 Zinc tabs, and 1-2 doses of Echinacea 4) Repeat the next day if you still feel the funk coming on. *Keep something in your stomach and partake of NON-ALCOHOLIC fluids, as this amount of C will take a toll on your gut. (Depending on your constitution, you may want to stay close to some sanitary facilities for a few hours.) I've sworn by this process for years, and have seen my colds reduced in number and from 10-12 day suicide-pondering ordeals to 3-4 days of feeling a little like ass. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Saw it at the opening of the IMAX theater in Tallahassee in 200_............Ohhh, hell, lemme check my first little blue logbook. See, that was the week I started making arrangements to start something called AFF. Watching the base jumping scenes with goosebumps on my arms and a maniacal giggle in my throat while my whuffette girlfriend looked at me like I had grown fangs and tail, then listening to all the science stuff about the difference between risk-takers and nons? Yep. I call that a pivotal moment in my life. We weren't together much longer after that. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yesterday I helped our little Blandy Gellald (the Welsh translation of her name) move her bed and a chest of drawers apparently containing her antique brick collection into her hetero-lifemate APollard's house in world famous Party Hardy Margate, victoriously rescuing her soul from the sweaty 'taint of the Bible belt that is Tallahassee (no offense to my peeps still there), making her OFFICIALLY a resident of South Florda, and FINALLY completing the assembly of my GREATEST CREATION: That's right, take one part each: FreeFlynNicki APollard24 goofyjumper AND RastaRicanAir Add a magnum of Chardonnay and an open-ended beer tab, and witness: [RED]THE MOST FRIGHTENING 4-WAY TEAM ON THE [I]GROUND[/I]!!![/B][/RED] IT"S ALLLIIVVE!!! IT'S AAALLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVE!!!! So/Central FL Dropzones, be afraid. ...Be VERY AFRAID. "What's so scary?", you ask? Well, I'm not only the most current jumper AND the Designated Driver, I'm also the QUIET ONE[/B]! And not for nothin', the little brat also waited until after 5pm to mention that it was her birthday, then we couldn't get her to do a shot at the corner Fake-Irish Pub/NASCAR-Lesbian and Chihuahua Bar HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and welcome to Oceanview Asylum, Sweety. Leon County's loss is Dade/Broward County's loud, sloppy, dancefloor-clearing, bouncer-harassing gain. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

BBWAAHHHHHAAHAAHAAHAAAAHHH!!![/B] Will you NEVER F*CKING learn?! That's Strike One for both you and your little "hetero" life mate . Which means the next time I catch one of you logged in I won't be quite as kind. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah Rodney Carrington's done some good work. Thanks!! I needed some new material. That'll be in the Rasta Repertoire by next week. Letter to my Penis and Titties & Beer go over pretty well at a bonfire, but I think this one has REAL inspirational value. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ohhhhh holy crap!! I have to love how far the tone of your threads has evolved over the last couple of months. It simply FILLS me with hope! Can't wait to see you and Cheech this weekend. And I've got three whole days off. BE VERY AFRAID. And don't forget to pack the nipples, it's been quite breezy here!

Thanks! But the girls are going to stay private. Yeah, dude! Don't be crass! Now where's the pie? I believe I ordered my graduate covered in pie. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, I'd suggest you kick it off with a big, tall, cold glass of Stop Being a Pouty Little Pussy!! After that, I think you know what I'm thinkin' ....looka'me ...Yeaahhh, you know what I'm thinkin'. Hell, I might make it up there if you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin.' OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

They're busy learning to swim. ...FINALLY!! Sorry. Couldn't resist. Now that that PC curtain is out of my way, maybe it's just anecdotal research that signifies nothing, but I've noticed a distinct difference in the reactions I get from black whuffos as opposed to whites when I mention my choice of hobby. White folks give me the wide-eyed "I've always wanted to do that," or "Oh my God, you're crazy! (but I secretly envy you)" routine. Black people generally look at me like I've just grown horns and asked if I can eat their children. One kindly older gentleman I ran across at my hospital job reacted like I told him I whiled away my weekends shooting smack and cutting myself with broken glass. "Skydiving?!?! Man...why you wanna do that to yourself?!" Then, with sincere concern, he advised me that I needed to get church! I think there's a basic cultural difference at work. D.L. Hughley did a riff on whites/blacks/ and extreme sports in The Original Kings of Comedy that made some funny points about it, but I couldn't find the clip. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Wow!.... I'll have what the gentleman on the floor's having. This post is certainly not about what I thought it would be, but fortunately it's about ANOTHER sort of frustration with which I can empathize. I don't know what you're into, but you're welcome to peruse a portion of my own musical resources: Click this, or go to Myspace.com/BoogieChildMusic View all friends, then Categories, then Struggling Rock Stars Some are unsigned regional bands, some are national and int'l bands I love, and some are acquaintances I'm trying to help out. All have been largely unhindered by radio airplay or ITunes popularity. I also recommend ArtistDirect.com where you can look up someone you like, and see a list of similar artists, or Pandora.com internet radio where you can do the same and actually hear similar artists, past or present. Just because someone's dead doesn't mean they didn't leave behind a pile of great music you haven't heard yet. Cheers. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh gosh, I'm just flattered to be a finalist! I like yours too. It evokes all three of my favorite boogie activities: 1) Flying badly 2) Driving back to the hotel at 3 am without getting busted, and 3) That thing that used to happen at the hotel that I can hardly remember... Not bad for someone I still -just a tiny bit- suspect might be a dude. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, that worked, thanks. Ehhh, I was tired of using Safari anyway. Now I can go back to feeling inadequate for legitimate reasons! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Agreed. That IS kinda pitiful. Especially when all you had to do was say: "Yes, I'm also flying to Washington. But have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart as your lord and savior?" That'll invariably drive ME outside into a hailstorm to avoid the conversation. [Of course its effectiveness is NOT guaranteed at any airport north Ft. Lauderdale and south of Richmond Virginia.] Personally I think this is a GREAT study, if for no other reason than to help us spot individuals potentially on the verge of suicide. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Hunnhh...So what the hell did I do to go from freefly suits to dickpills? I must've gotten sleepy and forgot to disable cookies one night. Oh well, there's apparently no Ad Blocker for Mac, so I turned off Java, but I'm sure that's going to prove a minor nuisance as well. No more pretty pics of tunnel suits either. Oh well, I couldn't afford one anyway. Sh*t. Now I gotta pencil in a trip to the Apple store. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Two Words: GAR-muthaf*ckin'-GOYLES BABY!!! I'll betcha a 6 of imported, blind, that they don't even have it. Not only a cheesy FX classic, but the most moving performance you'll ever see by a guy dressed like a flying lizard. P.S. MST3K REIGNS! The pre-Mike era that is. It got kinda lame after Joel left. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

..the hairy male crotch-shot at the top of the page? Or that ad for dick pills, or that other ad for dick pills, or that ad for dick pills over there? Or maybe that ad for dick pills that just popped up, ...over that ad for dick pills? Am I alone in getting bombarded by phallus-expansion propaganda due to my sometimes dubious internet exploration, is it an ISP thing, or is it part of the New and Approved oops, Improved DZ.com? All I know, is it seems just weeks ago I was dreaming of a new freefly suit when, apparently, I should have been dreaming of a terrifying a marginally attractive young woman with a horrifically expansive meatplow. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That....is just f*cking fantastic. You made me wanna cry at work. FFF***CCCKK I gotta get back in the air!! And it's the perfect visual aid to alert all my whuffo friends and coworkers to what they're missing. You geeks out there know any way I can make it keep moving and use it as a screen saver? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I just got a vision: Belting into a Huey, about 200' off the ground, when a cute newbie in the back says: "Why is there a rear view mirror in this chopper?" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, the Roaming DZ Invitation Only Boogie is this weekend. Didn't you know? F*cker. And I was just about to invite you down to Coconut Grove for a shot of Glenlivet. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

First he's getting all nostalgic and wanting to be reminded of how much everyone llluuuuuvvvddd the Dublin Boogies, now all this talk about choppers and flying lessons. I think our boy's getting his Boogie-throwin' Fever back. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm *flattered* you're so concerned with our needing "servicing" but you boys know that's why God gave us 2 hands, right? To the crowd: So we've determined that she's not really a dude? To Swervy: So what do you do with the second hand?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

.......[mouth hanging open, brow furrowed]........ok, someone remind Spence if I was there. .....There would've been a kilt.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

......and that's all I have to say about that. {Whooaaaaaahhh..oh..ohohoohhhhhhh.......Ohohohhhhhohhhhohohooohhhhhhh......} OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhhhh.........you're a dick. ....feel better? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is