RastaRicanAir

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  1. ALL HALE THE QUEEN!!! Imagine the fuckery if us 3 were to get together sometime. I feel bad for what ever poor man comes near us that night. OMG! It wouldn't be pretty, that's for sure!!!!!! No. It would be BEAUTIFUL. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. Somebody needs some Yoga. Do I have to re-route my Athens-Miami trip for a stop in ATL? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. I'm sure I'd get banned. You're right. That's why they invented PMs!
  4. And if you'd only stuck around to hear MY playing and singing you BOTH would've seen them all. The scent of poetic justice here is almost stifling. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. I know. So ungrateful. "Thank Yous"???! ......I've been lighting incense and chanting praises in your honor for the past three nights!! And the guy that paid the bills saw NO boobies. NONE!! Fuck, what do I have to do ask?? Hell, I think I did. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. Sorry. I've been drinking, and I got you confused with somebody else. My Ex used to do that to me all the time. But my advice still holds: The only professions that "Make Money from Home" are: 1) Crack Whore 2) Welfare Mother, and 3) Hugh Hefner And avoid any "company" with a website that looks like it was built on a Commodore 64. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. I know. So ungrateful. "Thank Yous"???! ......I've been lighting incense and chanting praises in your honor for the past three nights!! (P.S. Ya think Brandy remembers that she was part of that?) BTW: I've got a pair of jeans that someone left in the camper (where I slept for FREE Sunday night. Thanks to Kyle and the Fitzgerald Parks Dept. ). They look like they fit a 13-year-old girl, which means they could belong to three of the four people I came with. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  8. HaHAAAaaaaah!! Another recruit! My dream of building a Kilted Cocksman Army to titillate (Read: "somewhat frighten") the Ladies and confound the Locals will soon be a reality. Now if we can figure out how to keep the things from getting wrapped up in our handles, we can start organizing the Kilt-Way. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. We refer to them as the "smart" ones. Andrea, you have been found guilty of offending The Amazon. The penalty is that you be crushed. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. Plus-Size Lingerie Model .........or Prison Bitch OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. [ssshhhhh...] : 2 : Is there a beer rule for finally being able to post to this thread? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. Last one to leave the bonfire Friday night. Last one to leave the bonfire Saturday night. Last one to leave the airport Monday morning. ...............They're right. I just don't know when to go the f*ck away. Daddy-O and Julie: Thanks and kudos again on what I hope is the start of a new era. 4 days of jumping in sometimes squirrelly winds and not so much as a cutaway (despite having Bolas there) is ALMOST as amazing as the fact that I made it through the whole thing without losing ANY of my stuff! Jello: Thanks for the loan on the rig and for letting me crash next to that gaping crack in the wall of the camper. (Oh, and for showing me how to open the door and get out! ) Munky: Hike my kilt like that again on a cold night, and you'll be cleaning piss off your boots Amazon:
  13. [ Still, he says nothing. ....He just smiles knowingly, and waits to see their faces. ] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  14. Oooh, tough love! And it'll be remembered when I'm arranging the speakers for the Bagpipe Reveille. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. [B]***URGENT!!!! S.O.S.!!!! F*CKIN' HELP!!!***[/B][/RED] [***STOP!.....BREATHE......[B]OOOHHHHMMMMmmmm.....] O.K.. Better now. But still have an ISSUE. Due to an apparent..(ggrrrrrr!!!) miscommunication I seem to now have: 1) A very dear little friend I'd like to strangle, and 2) NO OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATIONS for this event. Anyone with knowledge of camper or affordable hotel space will be rewarded in both this and the next life. Only two caveats: Yes, I snore. And I insist on being the big spoon. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. So did Christian and my kilt-brother. People keep stealing the list from older posts. I's not that they don't love you, they're just alcoholics. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. So I should hide from her till sunset? Dude, we love you. You're not a f*ckin' C.H.U.D.! Of course you don't have to hide. .....Just don't talk or make eye contact. [Edited to Apply that to any other female who doesn't already know you.] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. Here's what you do... Set up a Hospital Outpost at the DZ. Bring plenty of hangover remedies. A quart-size Heineken IV would be nice.
  19. Maybe I am worried about MY camper when people start throwing shit at YOURS to turn off Jimi Hendrix at 6 AM That's at 7am. 6AM is for the BAGPIPE MUSIC. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. Hmmm.... the St. Patrick's boogie just got a lot more interesting! Yeah, and apparently you and I are both set on High Obvious today. Dunno about a swing, but they HAVE to have a hanging harness right? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. I have always wanted one of those swings! get one, you wont regret it [checks the St. Patty's Day Boogie Attendance List] ..............
  22. No, not which option to request from the Escort Service, which truck rental company would you recommend for a long-ass distance move. I have to shlep a roomful of material karmic hindrances from North GA to SOUTH South FL soon, and I can't handle doing it in a rattle-trap U-Haul with a busted vent window and seat stuffed with shredded beer cans. So, who rents trucks with A/C and heat that both work and comfy cabins wherein I can actually HEAR the psychotic right wing talk yobs on the radio? (And on my cell phone.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. That is F*CKING FANTASTIC!! Ricky Gervais is the biggest comic genius working today, and I love how he truly doesn't give a f*ck as long as it's funny. He's got a shitload of brilliant stand-up specials out that I recommend downloading. ....Since he doesn't mind not getting paid, I mean. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  24. MUTHERF*CKER!!!! [I]AGAAIIINNNNNN???!!!![/I][/B] Don't even TELL me he did it AGAIN!! Dude, I love ya too. That's why we're gonna string you back up in the simulator just so we can take turns kicking you in the ass. What was it this time?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  25. The man is part of my Kilted C*cksman Honor Guard. He deserves to be listed by his Christian name. ....Oh, and so does goofyjumper's nephew/beer bitch/poker table punching bag, whose Christian name is ....well....Christian. Dude, my boogie fun is going to start in the driveway. These are some fun new fish we're towing along. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is