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Everything posted by RastaRicanAir
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I've just spent the entire day riding the loveseat....
RastaRicanAir replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
at Goofyjumper and Apollard24's house. ....Just watching these two being themselves at home. SOMEONE for the LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!!!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Have you EVER had a thought you didn't post....? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yeah, we all have to check the fit .....for your safety I mean. ......Which, of course, we can only do over a bikini top and a pair of boyshorts. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Right there with ya. Re-pack, Inspect, USPA Renewal, Re-Re-Re-....RE-Currency training. Plus I need some alterations on the ***BRAND NEW KILT*** which just arrived yesterday. BOOYAHHH!!! (Which reminds me, my previous kilt is still up for sale. For some reason, I haven't had any inquiries. ) Oh, and of course there's tickets and beer for THE POGUES concert tomorrow night. The greatest Irish band of all time comes to town 2 weeks before the St. Patty's boogie..... Yes, Jesus Loves Me.
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Add some whip cream to that and I'm game. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go frantically search the St. Patty's Boogie list for Poe's name. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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I've tried. But I've never found anyone who can sleep with someone tapping on their back every five seconds. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Oh SSHHHHHH*****TTTT!!! Must be that one beer went straight to my head, but I just pictured you in a SNUGGIE!! Oh yeah, I'm now laughing alone in front of the computer like a psychopath. ....I gotta drink more or that's gonna turn into a nightmare OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Holy sh*t you're serious! I thought you guys were kidding until I checked Accuweather. It's like 74 here. I think I may have lost the skin to survive that place for the boogie. ........Meanwhile, I'll be feeling for ya while I'm upstairs sitting on the deck with a Red Stripe. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Alright, Honey. Wipe it dry. Let's keep the dick pic thread to one forum. On an almost unrelated note: Anyone wanna buy a kilt? Irish National Economy Style, buckles on easily and fits a guy who's about 36"-38" around the navel. Act now and I'll throw in a dry cleaning in time for the boogie. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Post the reputation of the poster above you!
RastaRicanAir replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
Doesn't understand that the truth always bears repeating. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Well, DUH! But the moment was still painfully funny and demanded notation. [PS: After I logged off, one of the guys asked the server if she could "smell what The Rock was cookin'".] I mean, come on! It was like being an extra in a Steve Carrell restaurant scene from The Office! As for sitting in bars eavesdropping on people, it's a natural result of the close quarters and not being involved in your own conversation at the time. Plus, in this town it's obviously entertaining as hell and I LOVE it! FYI: I was only alone in this case because I had just come from Starbucks where I was working on my novel. As for YOU Mr. Jello Man, "Belligerent Robby"'s server had an autistic son who was using Yoga to help with his behavior issues, and after a lovely conversation, she threw me a 10% discount. So mmmlllehhhh.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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quote: "what could be the final games of his life" You DO know that big kids and even grown ups can play socc [oops!] I mean football too, right? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yes you do. And we will. Call us at the end of the day and let us know you're not dead. Incidentally, has anyone else noticed that this thread has gotten almost as many views in a month as the "Events NOT Advertising" thread has gotten since 200f*ckin4?! Spence, when are you gonna call it like it is and just throw a Roaming DZ Post Whore Boogie? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yeah, he did! In fact, they BOTH did!! Background: I just came down to a streetside sports bar in Coconut Grove, Miami, FL because 1) I was impelled to get out of the house, 2) I had some internet bill-paying and this is the closest place with free Wi-Fi, and 3) -what the hell!- it's been a measure of time since I did any edifying anthropological research on the local homo-sapien fauna (at least during daylight hours). So in 1,2,3,4,....(yeah, this is #5) beers, having sat within eavesdropping distance of a foul-mouthed, CUBAN no less, Hunter S. Thompson look-a-like who couldn't stay off his cell phone, and a doppelganger for the guy who chainsawed Tony Montana's friend Angel to pieces in Scarface, I'd thought my field research had reached it's educational zenith. .....Then I heard the words...................did I....................yes.....I DID hear them.........more cowbell!!!!! Two guys sitting to my immediate left -the apparent ringleader sporting a Raiders cap AND a Marlins t-shirt, so I know he's an alpha male despite his Jimmy Fallon pre-South Beach Diet-esque appearance, and his SIDEBURNED sideman- were answering the 20-notmuch female server's inquiry: "Can I get you guys something else?" with the the phrase: "We need more cowbell." That was nearly two hours ago. Since then, the two have repeated their holy phrase more than 30 times, they have engaged two other staff members in the search for ultimate meaning in their cryptic phrase, the have urged their server to return to the kitchen and ask the chef for "more cowbell." And, in the most endearing expression of their budding linguistic skills, they have taken to uttering a chorus of: "more cowbell" whenever a waitress moves through their domain stirring their masculine urges. Now they.....Oh my Lord! They HAVE! They've just begun imitating Borat!! Dear, God, I wish I had a camera!! This is far too much for a simple scholar like me to assimilate! I think I'll build a duck blind and observe them for the remainder of the evening. Must run. One of them just began quoting Quagmire from The Family Guy!!! (Yeah, like I said, I've had a few. But FFFFFFFFFF*********CCCCCKKKKK!!!!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Right?!? They had me worried 'til I remembered I've never touched my phone at a boogie, especially this one! Everyone who'll talk to me is already THERE! HAHAahh!..... ....wait.......fff**ck now I'm depressed... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Well, I broke the paddle on someone so I don't know how it could get more intense than that. We don't want to bring poor Bob down to his knees....or do we? It's still coming. Cracks and all. It's been FOREVER since we birthed any new OrFuns. Watching you actually blow it to pieces on someone would make GREAT video. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY F*CKER!![/B][/GREEN] Now get back to planning our boogie! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Funniest things Wuffo's have said/asked you
RastaRicanAir replied to jephprospect's topic in The Bonfire
I enjoy the always earnestly posed: "Don't you get scared?!" , to which I smile with knowing satisfaction and reply "every time." But my all-time favorite was several years ago at the Roaming DZ Mountain Boogie, while we were loitering around watching the swoopers come in. After about the 7th or 8th guy hooked a perfect 180 and glided in at 3-5' one of locals standing behind me turned to her friend and astutely asked: [deeeep Carolina draawwwwl] "Can they steer those things?" I still kick myself for not turning around and saying: "No ma'am there's just a very strange natural tornado effect right in that very spot, and they're all VERY lucky! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Im liking that, hmmm thanks Yeah, that would make ME feel honored, appreciated and older than frozen mastodon shit... Why not just call it: We've Fallen and We Can't Get Up? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Definitely getting old. Oh, wwhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Quit cryin'. YOU weren't involved. .....Were you? I can't remember. ...hmmmm....... And how much of MY past crap is gonna be hanging over my head whenever I go back there ...FOREVER?! ...... Keep voting, kids. It's pleasantly informative, and I must recuse myself due to a conflict of interest. And don't forget to keep writing in those wonderful options that Jello completely left OUT of the poll. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is