RastaRicanAir

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  1. Did you know my buddy Lee "Skinnyshrek" Gerrard? Because, for what it's worth, he would've loved you. But his preference was for curry and some nasty English pickled vegetable garbage called picalilli. And he'd usually wait until 3 or 4 K when we couldn't open the door again until jump run. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. Don't listen to Turtle, Deedy. He's just jealous, and wishes you were his Mama. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. ...........why ya gotta be hurtful...? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  4. So all the drunks who dialed me from there last year made me promise not to miss this year, which was nice . But if my fiscally irresponsible ass is gonna go deeper in debt for the thing I wanna see some names and details and threats of dumbassery and what-not. Call it a fetish for details. ...It's a Virgo thing. Besides, I've been promoting the thing to a lot of newbies and transplants, and they need to see some of the great vibes I told them about. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. That you are. And he TOTALLY knows how to work you!! Oh well. Old Skool Cons are a necessity for any rock star. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. [*WARNING*: Chewing 5 gum may cause burning, stinging, facial inflammation, insensitive dropzone ridicule and is a violation of FAA regulations.] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. If you're thinking that a more visible presence on this forum would have secured you a spot on an earlier list or two, I'd be inclined to agree. Just a theory. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  8. And that'll happen just as soon as YOU can rent yourself one of Kanye's Auto-Tuners. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. They're C'ing your A for you. I'll be lucky (and a little disappointed) if I don't get a C&D order from Denis Leary's people. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. Me, I thought she was referring to outdated black urban slang being completely worn out and devalued by white people. I don't care for that either. But those damn mucous bunnies coated in fiberglass insulation are just plain foul. That's right. That ain't sugar, it's Owens Corning spray foam. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. Has anybody else scrolled through this thread repeatedly, yet summarily ignored any pics posted by guys? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. So would that be a fitting way to commemorate a 2,000th post, 'cause I recently noticed I ....oops! oh sh*t! Guess I blew right past it. Oh well, there's always #3,000. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  13. As for the poll, there as SO MANY variables: creativity, spontaneity, a car with lots of legroom and cruise control.....I'll just say All of the Above, and then some. Oh, and a subscription to Cosmo. You can NEVER have too many neat little tricks. **This message brought to you by the makers of Altoids®** OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  14. definitely gotta use your hands. Perferably both hands. Watch a porn, its a very educational experience Gotta hang with Mazz on this one. What you're alluding to is more akin to (pardon my Middle English) "face-f*cking." Which is a LOVELY pastime to be sure, but considerably different from a BJ, for which hands are an imperative accessory. Fortunately, since all the knowledge you need can be easily acquired from the aforementioned resources of porn, I can still marry you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. Not for nothin' but: The average length of a lunar cycle is 29.5 days. The average length of the human female menstrual cycle is 28 days, and commonly varies from that by 3-7 days. Are you sure you're factoring in all the variables that might affect appetite, restlessness and emotional state/behavior?
  16. As does my inclination to go for walks in the moonlight. The girls are right! That is SO WEIRD!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. I was an angel growing up.... I still blame it on the moon Sly move pinning it on a lifeless and defenseless satellite. If you tried to blame your behavior on ME I sue your ass for defamation of character. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. Sure, any cowboy or shepherd can tell you that canines and lupines are affected by a brighter moon. But how does that correlate with human behavior? Except that on brighter nights people are more apt to be out later and in places where the wrong dog can get a better view of ther brightly lit ass. Sorry, don't mean to be a Moon Party pooper, I just want the credit for my deviant behavior to go where it belongs: to my upbringing and chosen social environment. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. Don't read ahead. That's a whole other thread, and I want to see if I can get it into the Women Only Forum. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. Inspired by (READ: "Shamelessly ripped off from") last night's season premiere of one of my favorite FX shows, and by a characteristically silly exchange in the Full Moon thread, comes this important exercise in hypothetical reasoning (READ: Mental Masturbation) Votes rendered without explanations will be sternly frowned upon as "just plain lazy". As you were. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. Now that you ask, YES. Like most anecdotal psychological phenomena, it's all in your head. (Since some people miss it when I do that, that's a clicky) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is