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    I was driving past a local park today, and spotted one of THESE[/URL] at a kid's party. Morbid curiosity forced me to look it up. Am I the only one a little disturbed at the notion of innocent children bouncing around on a horse's crotch? Before you answer, there's more. I discovered the horse is just one creepy member of a whole [url http://www.bouncehouses.com/Site-Map/]PRODUCT LINE of these "Belly Bouncer" things. Am I paranoid or is there something eerily lascivious about the look on the cow's face? And does the pig sort of look like ....well.......a child molester? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I'm working on it. And of course "bastard" isn't a parentage reference in this case, just a character assessment. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Thanks, homie. I meant to link it along with the lyrics post, but I can never stand to listen to myself. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    How many of you ever tried to use your vibrating cell phone as a "Personal Massager"? ...And please include some anecdotal background regarding failure, gleeful success or if you actually got so frustrated you switched carriers. This is for science. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Apple. And NEVER going back. Yeah, the transition was painful, but it was worth it. Just having to use Windows at work makes my teeth grind. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    beligerant Robbie! ...You wanna do Beligerent Robby before you die?? Even if he broke out again, I don't think that'd be right. And your girlfriend would kill me. But (mostly) seriously folks: *Attend a World Cup soccer tournament *Tip pints with locals in Liverpool, London, Dublin, Glasgow, Sydney, Melbourne and Moscow *Have a torrid night with a woman who speaks ONLY a foreign language *Release a nationally distributed Yoga book and video *See my own microbrew beer on the shelves of a liquor store *Surf *Become a competition-caliber swooper, and never compete *Marry the right woman for once (maybe OFF-paper) *Hold a child in my arms who looks kinda like me *Plan the most KICK-ASS memorial party my friends have ever seen OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Yeah, I'll bet it's a bitch getting them to answer the phone.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Is a lesbian. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. RastaRicanAir
    I'd like to clear this up for everyone concerned right now. After having just spent some 24 hours with these two women, in close quarters, I can unequivocally state that the way they bicker and kvetch, there's NO WAY they're having sexual relations. They're more like an old married couple. Besides, the way they drink, if either of them could even locate a punani in the dark, they'd probably use it as a beer coozy. Although, in case it's relevant, the short one with the little foot-pissing, dust-mop of a "dog" does profess a distaste for eating anything slimy and/or banana-shaped. I now return you to your otherwise mature and dignified discourse. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    And yet, Michael Bolton lives on.......and on..........and on.................. This harshed my beer and Mojito buzz last night, as did trying to explain to the cutie bartender from Margate (Hick-Lauderdale, FL) who Isaac Hayes was. Peace, Brother. Say Hello to Xenu for me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    No problem. Although the Spirit of Shrek will never forgive me for passing up such a golden opportunity. P.S. Brandy and Bob say "Hi." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I LOVE YOU 'APRIL'!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Oooooooohhhhhh.....buurrrrrrnnnn!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    As he might have said: "Ain't this a bitch!" That sucks. I especially liked him in the Def Comedy Jam days, before he was playing to white folks. "I ain't scared-a you muthafuckas!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    "ass-antlers"! Thanks for contributing ot my vocabulary. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    OK, I was unofficially boycotting due to the whole idea of watching the free world kiss the ass of a brutal, dissent-crushing, fascist regime and all that, but since bars have TV's I was forced to passively watch. What the F*CK was up with NBC cutting to commercial just as the Puerto Rican team walked out?!! Oh yeah, I got to see the Toyota Prius load of delegates from the BV Islands, but when it's time for the Boricua to get their love, I get to look at the new line of Chevy trucks!! Now I'm REALLY boycotting! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    ...............{opens mouth briefly as if to say something}............Reduces otherwise suave, sophisticated, intelligent men to staring at tiny jpegs. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Quick! SOMEBODY pick an obscure 60's or 70's rock song and quiz me on who recorded it! Damn, I miss the way he used to do that sh*t everytime we were in the same hangar. Weird. It's my Mom's birthday too. ....Nope. Can't find the faintest similarity between the two. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Now that you mention it, pretty much anyone who's name is at the start of three or more SC threads gets a spot in my "Moving On..." file. Oh, and that s****d f****r CSpenceFly. Talk about a hopeless Rage-aholic! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    By Honored Request, (and after several frustrated attempts ), I humbly submit this: (PLEASE let me know if one or the other doesn't work.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Pretty, city girls thought Travis was just another fat guy who drank piss water beer and wore two shirts at the beach. But he knew once he got them safely locked in the back of the Econoline, they'd REALLY understand him.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Hmmmm .....Well, I remember the crunchy, ill-fitting leg straps on my student gear used to leave me kinda chafed. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Two paths diverged in a thread, and you took the one less appealing. Thanks! Blues, Dave Indeed. Way to TOTALLY PUSS OUT on this thread's anticipated destiny. Surely any slatterns mentioned would have had a sense of humor about it . OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Hiya back, Gorgeous. How you doooin'? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Now THAT'S funny. ..........motherf*cker. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is