GogglesnTeeth

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  1. :2:0 Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  2. Well, that's entirely up to you Sunny. And was it a Midget guy or girl?? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  3. Ok, since the running theme in here is usually sex, how many different people have you had sex with? Since loosing the big "V" till now. Go! forgot to add my own in. I'm going with 21 Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  4. I'm pretty sure a large hammer would reset it nicely!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  5. Probably why she is an EX! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  6. I have a couple of geocites site. Free, but yes, there is a pop-up on top. It also has some basic design tools, and I think you can upload pages made with frontpage. Unfortunatly, all your addresses start with yahoo.geocities.com/ (your yahoo user name)/index. Kinda long and complicated web address Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  7. We pied several people this season (including myself) for their 100th skydive. And one for his 2000th. Only one naked jump that I can recall this year at Blue Skies... Amazon was there to witness the landing. At Blue Skies, the 100th is a pie'ing event, as well as 500, and every 1000. When a student graduates, they get mooned by the guys and flashed by the girls as they walk up the hill after their grad dive, and then we go to Hooters and have them dance on the table with Hooters girls!!! (ok, that only happened once, but what a tradition that would be.) Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  8. So, I guess all these certificates I printed out are worthless.............crapp!!! Another forest lost for nothing! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  9. I'm published on poetry.com as well. One i wrote a couple years ago while drunk and depressed! (Before I really started skydiving.) They sent me a letter basically telling me how to buy the book..........LOL Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  10. :4:0 4 very cold jumps! Welcome to winter! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  11. I saw the sun a couple times this week. On Wed, and then briefly yesterday. But of course, the forcast is for rain for the next several days. Welcome to winter in the Northwest! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  12. I'll be at Jack n the Box if you are looking for me at lunch time. If I can't pronounce it on the first try, I'm not eating it! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  13. [classified ad} Unemployed skydiver offering hugs and other touchy feely services to all the sexy sky goddess's out there. Will travel if provided the plane ticket or bus fare. Sorry, women only. Pink Mofia member discount (I'll pay for the bus fare.)[/classified ad] Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  14. Not a bad idea... I'msure we all have useful skills other than PW'ing, and jumping out of airplanes. Myself, I have tons of computer skills, as well as several years working behind the scenes at TV and radio stations. Oh wait, those skills are "non-transferable" kinda like Russian money!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  15. Less talk, more boobies! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  16. "Was it the pare dream again?" - Random Kids in the Hall reference. Who say's I've watched too much TV?!?!?!? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  17. For this, your annoyances as "repost police" are forgiven! Show us the boobies!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  18. Ivan be nice! I've been out of work the past 6 months, and have spent most of that surfing the web for jobs and sitting in here......... and I didn't see that one till now! Reminds me of myself at about age 22. It's fun being a drunk!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  19. Welcome to the world of unemployed skydivers/BASE jumpers! Here is your complimentary paper hat and "Will work for Food" sign made out of the finest of cardboard. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  20. Amen brother. Skydiving has changed my life in more ways that I can probably imagine. I live 1500 miles from my real family, and have always been more than a bit of a black sheep with them anyway. The regular skydivers at my home DZ are definatly my family here. Sappy, but true. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  21. Well, when I'm bored (at home or when working,) I sit here in the bonfire. Tends to give me stuff to do. Not just the games that are reposted occasionally, but today, I learned about how to make "office weapons." Or, if you have photoshop, you can take the pictures that people post here, do your best, then repost them. Always a good time killer, and tends to keep me entertained anyway. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  22. I blew my knee out last June... anything much more than walking hurts it. I can still ride a bike, but the weather hasn't been the best lately. I need to get a job with decent benifits so I can get the thing looked at. Who has heard of a bad knee hurting in freefall due to the wind resistance against it?? kinda sad i know. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  23. I went Bungee jumping twice when I was 20 back in 1992. That was when it was first getting big, at all the county fairs, etc. That is also when they were reporting accidents left and right. I did it, it was fun, I even have it on video. (wow, was I ever skinny back then.) Bungee jumping is fun, but I enjoy skydiving so much more. The money I spent back then to do it, could have bought so many jump tickets...... to bad I didn't start skydiving till I was 30. ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananna phone!!! (yes, it's stuck in my head too.) Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"