GogglesnTeeth

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  1. Ok, so here is my rant! I work at a Fox television station in Fort Myers, Florida. One of the contestants still in the running is from here... you know her as Vonzell Solomon. How is it that a TV show such as this monopolizes our newscast and news coverage nearly every single night??? Coverage of a television show on your own channel isn't news, it's promotion, yet it fills at least 10 to 15 minutes nightly of our local one hour newscast. I'm not a fan of the show anyway, or of reality television in general. I believe it shows lack of creativity from the television networks that produce this mind numbing dribble. So, if you agree with my rant, or don't like Vonzell, feel free to call in and vote for any other contestant on the program, and maybe that will relieve some of my suffering.... Ok, rant over........for now Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  2. Anything by Lords of Acid! And I'm not gonna strip, nobody needs to see that. "Oh My God, tell the chubby, pale, white guy to put his shirt on!!!" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  3. Chicken Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  4. interesting, very interesting................ Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  5. "Scientists with the Mammoth Creation Project hope to find a frozen woolly mammoth specimen with sperm DNA. The sperm DNA would then be injected into a female elephant; by repeating the procedure with offspring, a creature 88 percent mammoth could be produced within fifty years." so i would have to wait 50 or more years till i could have a Mammoth steak or burger??? Will I still have teeth at 84yrs old to eat it? I want one now!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  6. 0:1:questionable Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  7. I"m 49% asshole, so I guess I'm about half & half Odd, Part of those questions relate to the "old me" so that's how I hit 49% Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  8. Where ya moving too??? As you know, I may or may not be moving to the sticks near Deland, but I might get a promotion here at my current job as well...... it's all up in the air........ Hope to see ya in the sky soon!!! I'll try not to freak ya out with "goggles n teeth" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  9. I raise my plastic pocket protector to you in a toast. That works, I must do it to all my computers that use firefox!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  10. Hmmm..... Offly early to go to bed. Drink a few shots of Niquill first, that will knock ya right out. Get better soon, I need someone to fly with once i get my rig back.... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  11. I recall helping you finish your lunch a couple weeks ago, but that food was still "fresh" for Popeyes chicken. But I don't think I would have touched that mayonaise that was sitting out in the hot DZ hanger Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  12. Just got done about half an hour ago. Of course, I owe! If I wouldn't have claimed my moving expenses, I would have been really screwed! Anyone have an extra couple hundred bucks I can "borrow?" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  13. I work at a TV station as some of you know, or less of you may care.... No lie, we are doing a news story on this tonight. I even made an over the shoulder graphic for it..... How rediculous is the news business anymore??? I can speak volumes on this topic, but hey, I grew up with Sesame Street in the 70's, and I love it!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  14. Big fat Zero's across the board. It sucks being broke! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  15. Case of Beer!!!!!!!!! Drink and enjoy with all your local dropzone friends, then jump again in the morning in defiance of the hangover!!!! 71 more jumps, and you get pied!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  16. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz About to head to bed, then i see this about slapping your ass............. hmmmmm Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  17. I am.... I hate working weekends. I also got called in today and yesterday..... my "normal" days off. Why did I go back into television again???? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  18. 3:14 I'll never get back Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  19. 3 words Wal-Mart Is Evil!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  20. I know of one DZ kid for sure that could probably have taught the first jump course at age 3. He always was running around doing parts of the tandem briefing...... "kick me in the butt" He was always jumping off the arm of the couch and arching till he landed on the cushions. Just like his grandpa! have I mentioned lately how much I miss my old DZ??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  21. :3:0 2 fun jumps with RkyMtnHigh.... she now knows the meaning of "Goggles n Teeth." Rental gear is expensive. My rig is "grounded" and down for a while. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  22. I had to drunk dial ACME!!! She DD'ed me a few months ago. I hate being hung over!!!! "God Bless America!!!!!!" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  23. Twist my arm, we'll do it again tomorrow morning. Glad to see you made it home ok. "God Bless America!!" Everybody drinks!!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  24. For the record, I didn't drunk dial you, I was just passed the phone................ I'm an accessory to your drunk dial.......LOL Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  25. Ok, so when I'm at a bar, and someone at random toasts, "God Bless America" I naturally raise my glass, salute the toast, and drink. Anyone else do this. It's almost instinct, I hear a toast like this, my glass goes up, and I drink. the same goes for the toast "Blue Skies, Black Death." Yes, I'm guilty of drunk dialing tonight........ so that's a bad thing??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"