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    Here is a good one, and no I didn't read all the way through because I'm Lazzzzzy!! Political Correctness!!! Being P/C has ruined the art of a good joke, or the fun in being a smartass!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    What's with the sign that says "No Alcohol on Drop Zone" WTF??? Sounds like a "beer emergency" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Static Line!!!! I have never done a tandem since I knew I would love skydiving from the first jump. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Need pictures. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    I miss my old DZ........ Blue Skies Skydiving in Bremerton, WA. That is all....... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    I hate hearing about incidents either online, at the DZ, or while working in TV hell. I stay away from that forum for the most part too. I stick to the bonfire for posts about boobies!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    :1 and only ONE!:0 Only one jump due to tandem factory hell!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Hey Slug, quit trying to start fights, we have talked about this before. I have in the past continued to try and jump at this fucking tandem factory to try and improve it, to help it in what way I can. I have tried to call other up-jumpers in the area to get them to jump there, to try and make this place what it could be.... but they are as sick of "the angry french woman" as I am. I guess this place will eventually go under, and that is sad, because it could be a really nice DZ. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    I'm working my way to that........ almost half way to the magic 500 number. Hard to build numbers when you work weekend evenings, and are constantly getting bumped due to tandems. I know tandems are the money maker, but there needs to be a balance, and the owner has over time chased off all the upjumpers. I guess I'm gonna be the next one "The Angry French Woman" chases off. The land owner and pilot said it used to be very busy before she got there. Now it only has the one c-182, and has trouble filling it. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Well, thankfully I've never had the Clap!!! I"m just pissed at my nearest DZ.... "no tandems, no jumping" "Empty slot on a tandem load, solo skydive." "Tandems are here, you are bumped...... again, and again, and again...." Up-Jumpers are customers too, and the best advertisers!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Suck! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    One of many Florida dropzones I have visited.
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    Funny picture, but I'm gonna have to call "photoshop"!!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    I second that motion!!!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Yes, I work weekends... grrrrrrr One of the many reasons I want out of the TV business. I try to sneak in a jump or two in the mornings before I have to drive my ass off to make it to work on time. I'll need a few jumps this weekend...... it's been a long week! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Well, I've never dated a "sky goddess" or even a girl that has done the occasional jump or just the "list checking" tandem for that matter. I've only dated "Whuffo's," and that has not always worked out with skydiving since we tend to spend as much time as possible at the DZ. IMO - I think it would be best to date a Whuffo and then turn her into a skygoddess. But that's my opinion, I have yet to make that happen..... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    so I hardly ever go in the pub, and I go in tonight, and nobody is talking........... WTF people!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    A good goal. I'll do my best to not die next year.... or this year for that matter. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Ok, looks like I'm not the only one here that has moved around a bit. Here's my list of past homes: Born: Red Cloud, NE Lived in: Hastings, NE North Platte, NE Hastings, NE again (3 addresses) Scottsbluff, NE (2 addresses) Lincoln, NE (4 addresses) Memphis, TN Seattle, WA (2 addresses in the area) Fort Myers, FL and looking to move again!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    When I was a static line student, I used to practice my arch and "the count" while riding my bike no hands. I'm sure I got a few odd looks as cars zipped by me on the bike path, but I didn't care!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    That's all I have too.......... weird huh........ Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    Tape on all 4 sides.......... I wonder if they will Implode??? Get Video!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    I know I have masking tape at home.......... I'm sure that will work. Here Kitty Kitty!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    0:0:0 big fat Zero's across the board. No jumping due to low funds and didn't want to play with the "Angry French Woman" I'll need a couple next weekend........ Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
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    The bet..... from Seinfeld. See whe can go the longest without "killing a kitten" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"