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Though I appreciated your original reply, I have to take exception with all the posts that say listening to metal is a mitigating factor. Any post that says a man card is in ANY WAY defined by musical preference is a bit gay. But I guess the metrosexuals don't have much to hold to in any case. Turn off the radios, mpeg players, etc. go outside once in a while. have one woman, raise the kids tough but fair. show up to work, don't whine, do things for yourself, don't slouch, don't brag, don't posture anything else is just self congratulatory pap Actually, as I was driving to work, I thought about that and realized my original reply wasn't fully thought out. The choice of music really has nothing to do with it. I grew up listening to death metal so it popped into my head first, but I can vouch that the type really doesn't matter.... edit to add: your posts are dead on the money. This ad space for sale.

a bit metrosexual, but probably ok for the kids these days - here's a version a bit more developed. real liquor, not beer no TV, go outside and work with livestock no sleeping in, get up early and rebuild an engine scratching excessively - ok Burger King? soda? maybe for your sister - grill your own steak or cook your own freshly caught fish over the fire you built - drink water from a stream Amen to that. Except before cooking the steak, go out into the woods and hunt it first, preferably with a bow and arrow, but a rifle at a distance will suffice. This ad space for sale.

Normally you would not have lost your guy card. We all have our guilty pleasures, but as all long as we can then go back to Maiden or Slayer or whatever, the guy card is not even in jeopardy. However, the fact that you thought you may have lost you guy card, and then came on here to ask about it, means now you have forfeited your guy card. Men don't need other people's approval, and they definitely don't need other men to confirm they're okay. Therefore, now you are a woman. Q.E.D. This ad space for sale.

That girl you have a crush on. Go talk to her. She has a crush on you too. Don't wait five years. She'll have a boyfriend by then. This ad space for sale.

6 hours? You should be drinking. You can't get on a plane sober, especially when you're not coming back for a long time. This ad space for sale.

a friend of mine just moved to madrid and sent us his address so we can send him anthrax laced envelopes... so i plan on sending him a massive bag of baking powder in an mostly plain brown bag. This ad space for sale.

picked up my friends miata (it took six or eight of us) and put it on top of a porch .... told my friends i was in jail in costa rica, spent all my money bribing guards to let me escape, and was trying to sneak over the border so i could get back home... an ex offered to send me money... This ad space for sale.

Have your friend write you up a bill for rent as if he was the landlord. Have him sign it and put his phone number so they can verify it if they needed. Then buy him a twelve pack for helping you out... Done deal. This ad space for sale.

I was about to say Darwinism at its truest, but at the end of the video, the kid who ran the most didn't get the water. Some bigger kid standing by got it. This ad space for sale.

a friend of mine and another friend's pirate radio station is sponsoring a contest for an OhMiBod giveaway with guaranteed Christmas delivery. All you have to do is send them an essay about how the OhMiBod will make you scream and a picture. Contest Link Have at it people. This ad space for sale.

This is exactly why we need to go over there an teach them what democracy tastes like. If they were in a country that was as great as the USA they would not have had their purses stolen. This ad space for sale.

my family really wants to see me and i need to get some jumps in and want to get trashed on the beach ..... as my lazy ass never bought plane tickets, ... my only option is driving leave chicago tomorrow afternoon, be back sunday night or monday morning ... (i need to be at work on monday) if you don't know anyody there, i'm going to the sebastian area and they should be pretty active and all of my friends are alcoholics so there'll be good times by all .... i can fit four people and bags comfortably .... six if they're drunk or stoned... this is a 24hour drive and it would be nice to have some company ..... This ad space for sale.

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my friends, my family, and the fact that somehow, i'm still alive. nothing else really matters..... This ad space for sale.

well, if i lose my life, nothing else really matters anymore does it? the world, however, is going to miss out on my presence..... This ad space for sale.

I possess mad skillz. I can do cool jumps. It gets me sex cuz chicks dig guys with mad skillz. This ad space for sale.

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no that doesn't work. you have to zoom out. This ad space for sale.

The Brannock Device™ is a measuring instrument invented by Charles F. Brannock for computing a person's shoe size. The son of a shoe industry entrepreneur, Brannock spent two years developing a simple means of measuring the human foot. He eventually improved on the wooden RITZ Stick, the industry standard of the day, and patented his first prototype in 1926. Brannock later formed the Brannock Device Company to manufacture and sell the product, and headed the company until 1992 when he died at age 89. Today the Brannock Device is an international standard of the footwear industry, and the Smithsonian Institution houses samples of some of the first Brannock Devices. The Brannock Device Company was headquartered in Syracuse, New York until shortly after Charles Brannock's death. Salvatore Leonardi purchased the company from the Brannock Estate in 1993, and moved manufacturing to a small factory in Liverpool, New York. The company continues to manufacture several models of the device for determining the shoe sizes of men, women, and children; they also produce specialized models for fitting other types of footwear. In fair use of the trademark, a jazz band from Toronto and an alternative rock band from Kansas City, Missouri both call themselves The Brannock Device. This ad space for sale.

how can you be so goddamn inconsiderate? fat people have feelings too. don't call them fat. call them twinkie-challenged. This ad space for sale.

Both. I've got the mind from my father's side and the recklessness from my mother's side, although you can't see it in my mother so much, but with what I've heard about my maternal grandfather. This ad space for sale.

heh ... the day I started working my first ever retail job was at Sears in the electronics dept on Black Friday. This ad space for sale.

Only a matter of time. That is the American way you know. Geesh stupid criminals here. Why not just hijack the fucking shipment. There is only one driver and lots of playstations. They weren't stealing playstations. They stole money, knowing that there would be a lot of cash in that line. This ad space for sale.

COCAINE works. This ad space for sale.