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  1. now, now, flirting is for the Bonfire Awwwwwwww .... did I make you jealous? This ad space for sale.
  2. Do you eat meat? This ad space for sale.
  3. What are you talking about? Americans aren't people. They're just a bunch of retarded dumbfuck assholes who have no idea what happens in the world. This ad space for sale.
  4. I flew to Germany just so I could have sex with a goat. This ad space for sale.
  5. Portugal is a country? It's not just a territory of Spain? You know... like Guam is to the United States? Holy Crab. That much for education in the US .... Don't you have anything like a terrestrial globe or so in your schools? Or do yours end at US boarders? Man. What a shame. Do you understand sarcasm? Man. What a shame. This ad space for sale.
  6. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/10/AR2007011002731.html Video of the speech. This ad space for sale.
  7. A girl who not only knows what she wants but has lived through the struggle of having her parents, who should love her and do as much for her as they can, instead proactively go out of their way to make her life absolutely miserable, and she has still succeeded in the end and gotten what she originally set out to do .... Man, that is just hot. I would throw her against the wall and rail her any day. This ad space for sale.
  8. I want a drink that has a warning: "WARNING: DEADLY. NOT SUITABLE FOR CONSUMPTION." Then again, I have taken powder which was shipped to me in a packet with a Biohazard sticker. Nothing like filling up a gelcap, thinking, "well, if something is going to kill us, this is it." This ad space for sale.
  9. http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_new_car_for_your_birthday/ http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_new_car_for_your_birthday_part_2/ http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_new_car_for_your_birthday_part_3/ http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_new_car_for_your_birthday_part_4/ There are people in the world that need to be smacked upside the head. What kind of parents are these that won't even listen to their daughter's simple request? You know what kind of parents - a bunch of goddamn self-centered parents who think they know what's better for their daughter. The poor girl has dedicated her entire life around the color blue and made a very simple request that she wanted a blue car for her birthday. It's not like she said she wanted a pink elephant riding a unicycle. No, sir. All she wanted was a blue car. Is that such a hard task to fulfill? I don't think so. And yet, these useless parents can't even do that right. These parents should be thrown in jail for child abuse. This ad space for sale.
  10. We've always had a plan for Iraq. We're going to WIN. This ad space for sale.
  11. You are asking such silly questions? *shaking head* I don't find that so silly. Why do you hunt? This ad space for sale.
  12. Speaker's Corner, kindergarten, it's really the same level of comprehension going around....... This ad space for sale.
  13. If I get famous, and I ever use that sketch, you have lifetime free entrance into my show. This ad space for sale.
  14. is it online anywhere? i don't have cable.... This ad space for sale.
  15. Does your pixie assert its own existence? Are you inspired by it? What is the internal cohesiveness of this supposed pixie? How any books has it written? What morals has it taught you? What is its stance on abortion, burritos, and the answer to everything? I need to know these things before I can make an accurate decision.... This ad space for sale.
  16. Thanks for that. I just thought of a kick-ass sketch I'm going to use..... This ad space for sale.
  17. I heard of this stuff years ago. Man that was scary times. I'm glad they took that shit off the market. I mean, I can't imagine my kids walking with dihydrogen monoxide polluting our air and water...sheesh..... This ad space for sale.
  18. Don't you know? They couldn't come up with their own language, so they took ours and added an 'o' to every word. This ad space for sale.
  19. I might be talking out of my ass here, but I don't think much has changed regarding the Crusades in the past 100 years. This ad space for sale.
  20. The reason we are the most hated country in the world is because the rest of the world wishes they were in charge, when in fact it is us. And the reason we are in charge is because our men have balls made of steel that clink together when they walk. This ad space for sale.
  21. Robertson, History of Christianity First link is to Amazon. I'll also bet it's in the San Francisco library. Open to page 168. That book doesn't claim to prove anything except state the history of Christianity. This ad space for sale.
  22. Oh look. Another childish attempt to shoot the messenger. I guess actually producing something to refute the findings is out of the questions. Being that in an earlier post, you refuted my findings claiming it was from a site that which was biased because it wanted to disprove Christianity, even though it was using an objective reference. Yet now, when others refute yours by saying it is from a Christian website, you demand more evidence. What gives? This ad space for sale.
  23. I don't understand this reasoning. We have banned driving through a red light, yet people still do it. Do you advocate not having laws against driving through a red light? Or stopping for a stop sign? Except ... there is no legitimate reason to drive through a red light (save for an emergenecy). There are legitimate uses for owning guns. This ad space for sale.
  24. My personal opinion is that the reason the rest of the world hates the US so much, is because they're jealous of our big cohones and wish they could be as badass as we are. This ad space for sale.