kbordson

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  1. kbordson

    My ass hurts

    GoLytely? or MagCitrate? Note - use moisturized wipes instead of toilet paper so that it's not so irritated. And tomorrow.... ask for Versed. A little retroactive amnesia can be a good thing.
  2. I still get surprised sometimes. It's those naughty "respectable" ones that make me smile a little.
  3. I put down the Mt. Dew over a week ago.... not that I've completely given up caffeine (cuz I'm not ready to give up tea or chocolate yet) You can do it! Remember, it is an addictive chemical, but you are stronger.
  4. I was going to reply to this yesterday.... but was annoyed by the inaccurate terminology. Come on.... how hard is it to use correct terms like introitus or genital hiatus but.... now, my amusement over the fact that 22 others are curious about the same question has intrigued me. Do you guys REALLY think about things like that?
  5. Little late there (oh, and a little WRONG!)
  6. 42 -20. That's the answer
  7. Just watched the DVD set and the movie Serenity. Excellent writing. Funny, emotional, action.....
  8. Well.... I know the fat lady hasn't sung yet, but GO PACK
  9. Have I mentioned lately what great taste you have! Why, thank you! So do you.
  10. Have I mentioned lately what great taste you have!
  11. Since you're up.... maybe some rum
  12. Score is 14-14 at the start of the second qtr.
  13. You know it will be the PACK!
  14. I do not have a curl right in the center of my forehead.
  15. Basically..... "BAD KAREN" Is that the same as "NAUGHTY KAREN"? No.... it's good when I'm being "Naughty Karen," it's bad when I am "Bad Karen." Got it!
  16. Basically..... "BAD KAREN"
  17. kbordson

    Stress.

    ahhhhh.... you even winked at him. How sweet Just be careful that his response isn't 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001
  18. As medical, you should be happy with just knowing that everyone on the list is .... healthy? that might be a bit too much to hope for.... maybe not "as sick"... Sweetheart, we're all so far from healthy that it isn't worth our time to try.... I did back down from "healthy". . . .and the "not as sick" can apply physically and psychologically. Personally though, I'm actually going to try to improve. The postop hgb of 9.4 (with no significant EBL) was a bit surprising.... and I've just decided that maybe a breakfast of Mt Dew amd tylenol might not be the best.... but it is hard to break YEARS of breaking those rules. Gotta start sometime though.
  19. kbordson

    The dash

    A beautiful reminder.... Thank you
  20. As medical, you should be happy with just knowing that everyone on the list is .... healthy? that might be a bit too much to hope for.... maybe not "as sick"...
  21. I typically don't want or need cabana boys. I much prefer being independent... and find strong, intelligent men to be more attractive. But... there are times when I can't do what I want to, and those times the most attractive trait of the strong intelligent man is to know that I'm struggling and horribly confined by the limitations. And in knowing that, show compassion for my situation.... and do NOT take a 20min shower and then tell me that there is not time to help me get a shower before running off to work. (not that I'm annoyed by that....)