Amanduh

Oh my gosh! I use to have a good friend of mine who would always say "Yo..I'm hung like a tuna can..2 inches long but 4 inches arounddd babbbyyyyyyyy yeahhhhh" LMFAO I swear...hilarious ...freaking hilarious

Yeah..no crap...Me toooo!!!!!

Awesome! I'll search the directory for somewhere we can go that we won't get food poisoning from!

DUUUUUUUUUUDE!! I PRACTICALLY JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR! HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO @ Turtle offering to be Slappies fluffer OHHHHHHHHH GOSHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY!

Okay..you people can totally kiss my ass now. I give up!

Slappie..mind your own bizness..this AINT about you!

Okay....try again. This one TOTALLY made me crack up HAHAHA!! While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met a strange fella named Clay riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Clay: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' good." Clay is shocked... Cowboy: "Is this strange lookin fella your owner?" pointing at the unique man. Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Clay has a look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Clay: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?" Horse: "Good." Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Indicating the akward man scratching himself. Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain" Clay stares in utter amazement. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Clay: "Sheep is liar."

Ok....Fine..since I should know better than to allow a man to set up plans..I'll do it. TURTLE...Lunch next Wednesday! Be there!

WOWA WOWA WOWA GUYS!! LITTLE TOO FAR THERE! So when are you taking me to lunch!??!!

The down hole inspection services? Oh gawd I don't EVEN want to know

Hmm.... That is not any of your business!

Wowa...some people need to lighten up.

oh good gosh... Sorry, but no..it does not involve poles.

I don't think I'll even ask for an explanation on that one...

LMFAO You are the one who knows that area better anyways! You decide..give me the time and location and I"ll be there IN BUSINESS ATTIRE PUNK! I WILL BE COMING FROM WORK REMEMBER?!?!?!!?

What ever happened to that lunch you promised me, Turtle!?

WOWA! Steve...YOu definately cannot turn down all of this lovin!!!!! *Edited: Dayum Alana...Just come on out and offer up girl!! HAHAHA!!

Jim.. I raise you 1 case of beer over the jello shots!!!! AND I'll pay for Steve a slot on the aircraft of his choice! (Minus the balloon) LOL!!!! Bring your rig Steve!! You have got to jump at this one! Steve...is it working yet?

You heard the boss, ladies....Start bribing!!!

This one TOTALLY made me crack up HAHAHA!! While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' good." The Indian is shocked... Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." The Indian has a look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?" Horse: "Good." Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Indicating the Indian again. Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain" The Indian stares in utter amazement. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep is liar."

Well, Alan. I expect you to have me a special one when I get to Dublin then!

Trent, just pack up and let's go. Knowing the trend, it will probably be raining in Houston anyways once the weekend hits! Tell Jed to take off work too! He's a balla and can pull it off! I already told you I would actually pay you for a coach jump there! Alana said she wants a 'couple' (don't know if she's talking about a couple of you guys or jumps) LOL, and I know there are plenty of other skychicks (and dudes) that would love to jump with you! COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Damnit! You and Iwan's avatars REALLY do look alike...WHOOP! Sorry...My bad, Jake...

I agree, Jake...That IS what is important!