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Chris...may I please have a slot on the sunset load Saturday night *Flutters eyes*

Skydive Utah

Hmm..Just so happens I have a pic of me in front of the Southern Cross back in November..>Hmmmmm.....POST!!!!! LOL

CHRIS!??!?!! I WAS RIGHT?!?!?!?! HOLYYYYYYYYYYY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO I HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!! DUDE...I'M SOOOO F'IN READY NOW!!!

LOL Arsehooollll-a-miioooo!!!!!!!!!!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. A woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up? So up she goes. Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself "That's great, but I wonder what's further up? And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Hmmm, better she says. But I wonder what's upstairs? The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. Wow! exclaims the woman, very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on? So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asked the husband. "Over here on the swing!!!" replies the drunk.

LOL Thanks for the advice! Looks like I need to go shopping again..... HAHA!!! Only 2 1/2 weeks left!

Now I have to wear green panties, too!?

If Chris gets one there..I am manifesting ahead of time RIGHT NOW for the sunset load on Saturday out of the 3!!! HAHAHAHA!!

Here's a DC-3 Not sure which one will be coming if it goes through..but just to give you an idea...

Smart kid...I'll have to try this out! LOL

PM Sent

Is it the S.C.?

WHAT THA CRAP ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS!??!?!!!?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!

Thanks for the clarification there, Chris. Yeah...he read WAYYYYYY to far into that. "Like" as in "he's a cool dude" sheesh men.

I think you just lost me again....???

That has GOT to be the funniest thing I've ever read LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude...that's great. Maybe I will like you afterall

Jake..what body part on you is broken right now that's going to prevent you from jumping at Dublin?

LOL Shari...that wouldn't suprise me a bit!

I resent that remark. I could stay w/ FF'ers on my belly too! But I guess some of us are just capable of bending in half.

LOL Thank goodness..must be before my time. I absolutely cannot wait to meet you LOL I think we will get along very well HAHAA Oh...I forgot to add in *Evil Laugh* hehehehe .

Okay..are you serious? It was that easy? I feel like such a doooomass now! I wanted to grow an alvacado tree a while back and seriously tried to make the seeds grow roots first like you would a potatoe. You know..I forced a toothpic into each side and sat it over a cup of water that barely touched it. I never saw any roots growing after a long time so trashed it. Dayumm..if I only would have known it was this easy LMFAO @ Me trying elementary school age projects still to this day LOL

ISN'T IT THOUGH!! BEAUTIFUL SKY OH BEAUTIFUL SKY!!!!!!!! Too bad I can't make it out to jump today...sheesh!

I'm a little slow like that sometimes....