Amanduh

I have an addiction to chicken...I eat it every night for dinner... Fish just tastes so....hmm..fishy??? lol

I have no choice...no one will put up with my BS for too long. LOL *Edited to say: Alana..if we're both still single and not married by 40 I'll marry you

You must get poured!!!!!!!!!! We have victim #1 guys!!!!!!! I want to go on a tandem hunting spree tooo!!! But if I hear the "I dont want no guy strapped up behind me, but if YOUUUUUU will take me I'll go" line one more time I'm gonna punch someone.

I will be getting there Wednesday probably around 6pm.

True story: A guy showed up at my DZ who had just gone through student training and was very excited about his new rig. A very wise instructor, goes "Nice man, you got your own gear now, what did you get?" The kid proceeded to tell him it was a Vengeance!!!! With him wingloading it about 1.3. The instructor asked him if he was familiar with the canopy, etc. and told him he should not be jumping it with that little experience. The kid got mad and left...let's just say that others found out, and said their remarks as well. He ended up trading another person on the DZ for a Sabre I instead. If you do not speak up, then you will feel very bad if something happens to him. They refused to let this kid jump the canopy there...VERY wise in my eyes. For one, because the kid is still around jumping and not dead. I don't understand why anyone would sell gear to someone without the experience needed....I mean...this kid had probably 30-40 jumps at the time..and here someone thought it was cool to sell him a highly eliptical canopy. Makes no sense.

Gives new meaning to the wording "Tekillya"

I don't do anything high performance yet..not enough jumps..but I have watched people hook it too low and come in HARD and UGLY. For one..they usually don't even start their swoop with enought altitude remaining to have their reserve open in time even if they did have time to get to it.

Well let's get you up and get that SCR then, so you can face to the west Already got my SCR on jump #20 and got poured. I couldn't breathe! I had 2 girls behind me that said "Okay, just relax and don't breathe until we tell you to"...every oncce in a while I'd hear them shout 'BREATHE!!" "STOP!" Then another wave was at it. And the way it was said in my ceremony was "Okay, now face california..no wait...we're in texas..fuck california..give me a 20 degree turn to the right and face the alamo" LMFAO!!

WOWA!! HAHAHAA Just now read the 1st joke LMFAO "Ask if it was with the same cow" OH GOSH CLASSIC!!

BOTH great! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

back off slapnuts. *Very mean, serious face*

Wont do you any good, Clint. That was referring to when I kind of didn't really wanna get out of a pin LOL I'd be out and away if you tried that faster than you could blink. HAHAHA!!!

Haha! That sounds like what I'd do! LMFAO It's just the only time I can't is when they got their hands completely around my wrists and have my arms pinned back above my head.. Oh wait..sorry..we were talking about fighting here ....

LOL I get my ass whooped everytime I try to wrestle. But men are naturally stronger... The only advantage I ever had was being able to ball myself up into weird positions to get out of a pin.

You should check out the UFC. Oh WOWA TALK ABOUT KICKING SOME ASS!!!! I am a spaz when it comes to UFC, boxing...shit..anything like that!! "KICK HIS ASS SHAMROCK!!!!!!"

The cost of living will not go up? If you have every burger-flipper in the US starting out making over $7 an hour, how do you think that will not up the cost of living? How else will the owners be able to profit? Start out pay goes up 2 bucks an hour PER employee..do you think you're going to be able to get that 39 cent hamburger?

Awesome!!!! I know jumperconway and gemini can pour too! Oh this would be so great HEHEHEHE!!!! *SCREAMS OUT: GET ON YOUR KNEES MAGGOTS!!!*

That would be AWESOME!!!!!! Alan will have my student jumps and our SCR ceremony is on that tape...Might not be a lot of people with the 'right' to pour..but all we need is at least 1 wave!!!!! Edited: I know there will be enough people who have already been poured on to complete at least 2 waves....AND IT'S AN EXCUSE TO MAKE PEOPLE BUY MORE BEER!!

Turtle...you spread? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LMFAO Looks like all the proof guys need. Buy the girl a few strong drinks and she's yours!

Anyone from Texas or California going that knows the SCR Ceremony really good? I think it would be fun to get a few people initiated the RIGHT way!

Happy Sky-Birthday!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO Nice one, Wendy!!!

Hmm.....nice. I guess I'm 3 parts dead.

I was told to call my Aunt and she would get him for me if needed LOL Someone will just have to help me remmeber that I can't ask for him by what I call him "Uncle Button" LOL I MUST remember his real name! HAHAHHAA!!!!