GTAVercetti

bummer. I will jump out of a plane in your honor.

After dinner, then dance. Is it Friday yet? Holy FUCK! It is! Why did my brain hide this from me till now?! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

No - not so much . . . Not if the "someone else" has talent - It has nothing to do with skill. That's kind of scary. Do you hide in a bathroom stall on the floor eating Triscuits(R)? I knew a chick in the army that did that. The girl was not right in the head, and I feared for my life every time she had live rounds... I have no idea what is going on here. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

mmmm... genetically engineered steak. Steeaaaak! It would be very sweet to grow a steak overnight. I have always been a "I don't care enough" animal rights type of person. I don't like the way many farms are run, but I love eating animals too much to care enough to go veggie. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

No. Not that kind you perverted bastard. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20060327.MEAT27/TPStory/?query=meat+starter+cells For me, there is no ick factor. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

No - not so much . . . Not if the "someone else" has talent - It has nothing to do with skill. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Now who would want to choose that option? Someone who has someone else available to do the groping for him? Even then, somtimes you just want to do it to yourself. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Now who would want to choose that option? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

I got nothing you on Krisanne, but I think I can say ditto, expecially being that my real post whoring did not start until about a year after I signed up. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/27/tuttle_email/?CentOS This story is actually a follow up to a previous story(link to that story inside), but it is fucking hilarious for the IT nerds in the crowd. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

I should have clarified with my first post. That is not what I was concerned about (just giving the blowjob part to get out of a harmful situation - which seems like it would work sometimes and other times, the guy is just gonna want more, but I digress) Telling girls that oral sex is ONE HUNDRED times safer than vaginal sex is just silly and dangerous. Yes, it can be said to be safer for HIV, but plenty of other diseases can be transferred by oral sex. Coupled with the fact that she decided to take it upon herself to tell a random girl without consulting the mother while her mother was off elsewhere, I still stand by my opinion. Whatever she thinks about the topic, it is not really her place to give random girls in stores sex talks. And if the interview I saw with her in Israel a few weeks ago, she is still quite off her rocker. Holy shit. Lunesta is like a goddamn freight train and it is making me ramble. Ignore me doing this. It is almost time for bed.

0 pop ups for me. Firefox. Adblock. And I disallow certain hosts. You just suck at the internet. (that ALSO was not a PA ) Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21212123.shtml Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Oh great. Now I guess I have to jump with you whenever we meet. dammit. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

You have skipped "dry" completely and have gone straight to "dad". You must now enroll in the following class: Groan-worthy puns: a discerning look at the ill effects of puns upon comedy. Please refer to your local community college for tuition prices and times.

Although it may often seem that I am "god-man", I am, in fact, a mortal. Sucks for you, foolish mortal. And sucks for me that I neglected a comma. Oh well. Anything for dry comic fodder. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

dear god man. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Totally off subject, but I just had this memory of learning what the word "homosexual" meant because of the Village People... My 4th grade teacher said something about not liking them because they were homosexual, and none of us knew what that word meant... and he didn't want to explain it, so I'm guessing that most of us went home and asked our parents what it meant (that's what I did). Oh, and yes, this was in the 70's... and I loved the Village People! And thats ok.

Now *that's* smooth.

"Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them" Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Yes, that is EXACTLY what I was aiming for. Thanks for pointing it out. Gee kallend, you sure know how to take all the humor out of anything. You must have missed the wink. I knew what he meant.

VENICE INTRODUCED the patent concept in 1474. Infringers were fined 100 ducats. IN 1982, Motion Picture Association of America head Jack Valenti told Congress that “the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone.” A DAY AFTER Senator Orrin Hatch said “destroying their machines” might be the only way to stop illegal downloaders, unlicensed software was discovered on his website. BILL GATES had the 11-million-image Bettmann Archive buried 220 feet underground. Archivists can access only the 2% that was first digitized. AMONG THE 16,000 people thus far sued for sharing music files was a 65-year-old woman who, though she didn’t own downloading software, was accused of sharing 2,000 songs, including Trick Daddy’s “I’m a Thug.” She was sued for up to $150,000 per song. MICROSOFT UK held a contest for the best film on “intellectual property theft”; finalists had to sign away “all intellectual property rights” on “terms acceptable to Microsoft.” ONLY ABOUT 5% of patents end up having any real commercial value. IN 2002, Valenti described Hollywood’s antipiracy campaign as “our own terrorist war.” THE CLASSIC civil rights documentary Eyes on the Prize can’t be aired or sold because much of its archival footage is copyrighted. TO PREVENT PIRACY of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a Montreal cineplex monitored audiences with metal detectors and night-vision goggles and checked popcornfor video cameras. U.S. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY is valued at $5.5 trillion, equal to 47% of our GDP and greater than the GDP of any other nation but China. BY PASSING the memorial Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act, Congress added 20 years to copyrights. “I Got You Babe” now won’t enter the public domain until 2061. NINETY-ONE pending trademarks bear Donald Trump’s name, including “Donald J. Trump the Fragrance” and “Trump’s Golden Lager.” He failed to trademark the phrase “You're fired.” NEARLY 20% of the 23,688 known human genes are patented in the United States. Private companies hold 63% of those patents. HUEY NEWTON’S widow is trademarking the phrase “Burn, Baby, Burn” for use as a BBQ sauce slogan. IN THE LATEST ROUND of a 13-year battle over the title “Surf City USA,” Huntington Beach, Calif., filed for a trademark last year. A state senator from Santa Cruz retorted, “You can’t trademark a state of mind” and proposed a Senate resolution declaring his city to be the real Surf City. GEORGE FOREMAN has earned $113 million by lending his name to a grill. LAST YEAR Mister Softee spent $170,000 to track down and sue 45 competitors for copying its blue-and-white trucks and playing its copyrighted jingle. “SENSORY TRADEMARKS” include a duck quacking (AFLAC), a lion roaring (MGM), yodelling (Yahoo!), giggling (Pillsbury), and a “pre-programmed rotating sequence of a plurality of high intensity columns of light projected into the sky to locate a source at the base thereof” (Ballantyne of Omaha). FOR INCLUDING a 60-second piece of silence on their album, the Planets were threatened with a lawsuit by the estate of composer John Cage, which said they’d ripped off his silent work 4’33”. The Planets countered that the estate failed to specify which 60 of the 273 seconds in Cage’s piece had been pilfered. A FRENCH DIRECTOR had to pay $1,300 after a character in his film whistled the communist anthem, “The Internationale,” without permission. AFTER INTEL was sued for libel for calling someone a “patent extortionist,” one of its lawyers coined the term “patent troll.” THE WORLD WRESTLING Federation changed its name to World Wrestling Entertainment after the World Wildlife Fund sued over the rights to “WWF.” HOOTERS SUED a competitor for stealing its “trade dress,” i.e., the packaging of its waitresses. THE PUBLISHER of Super Hero Happy Hour removed “Super” from the comic book title after Marvel and DC Comics stated they own the phrase “super heroes and variations thereof.” 42% OF ALL VIDEO files shared online are pornographic. No porn-sharing cases have yet been tried in the U.S. LAST YEAR Disney and other media companies sued two small L.A. shops for selling $15 piñatas of Winnie the Pooh, The Incredibles, and Nemo. THE ROCK AND ROLL Hall of Fame sued several journalists for naming their website “The Jewish Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.” They renamed it Jewsrock.org. AFTER ROSA PARKS sued OutKast for using her name as a song title, the group and their label settled by paying for a Parks tribute CD and TV special. PATENT LAWSUITS have more than doubled since 1992. RENTAMARK.COM makes money by claiming ownership of 10,000 phrases, including “chutzpah,” “casual Fridays,” “.com,” “fraud investigation,” and “big breasts.” MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.’s estate charges academic authors $50 for each sentence of the “I Have a Dream” speech that they reprint. THE VILLAGE PEOPLE refused to let their songs be used for a documentary called Gay Sex in the ’70s because they want to be thought of as “mainstream.” Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

If it is going well, I offer to pay. And they protest, I add, "You can get me next time."

So, is the implication that conservatives almost always tell the truth? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Yeah, in my opinion that quote applies strickly to that which it speaks of. Sports are a different realm. "Phys Ed? Get out of here. I mean, no, really get out of here." Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.