GTAVercetti

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  1. Nope, no tag teams. If someone else joins in, they can. But I fly my pot shot plane solo. And you not taking shots at people? I am sorry. I must have mistaken nearly all of your posts for someone elses. YAY! I am a fool. Thank god for this thread. Praise Jesus.
  2. As opposed to one fool who wants to pat himself on the back and put everyone else down while trying to display how superior he is and how he is above it all (and yet continues to entertain such "worthless" posts)? Well, at least we are ALL retarded. My amusement knows no bounds. It is boundless. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  3. Coachella. The band list looks sweet. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  4. If you can't add humour to the situation you are useless. My god. Does it ever stop? I hope not. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  5. Not really, it was funny Skymama tried her thinly veiled attack. But that joke is over with. Would you care to try so that I can laugh at you displaying your foolishness as well? Come on you have to have something else to say that I can make fun of other than telling us that Rush Limbaugh called the president's daughter a dog, inspite of being corrected on it multiple times , Kids, today's phrase is: Dramatic irony Feel free to use the Internet if you need help with the concept. I only give out the phrases, not explain them. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  6. See? THAT is what I was going for.
  7. That is my "polite upper class gentleman" typing. Plus, it is different than the usual comments. Have no doubt, I think it is a sweet, sweet posterior area. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  8. Sometimes it just takes tough love. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  9. Agreed. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  10. Very good ma'am. Very good indeed. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  11. wuss. That is not even meant as peer pressure. Just noting you are a wuss for using an alias. But good for you for being able to write in rhyme. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  12. again? They never stopped. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  13. Yes it was. Luckily for me, I skipped right to this sentence.
  14. Neither do mine. However, having taken a poetry class, I have much more respect for those poets who can write well using a rhyme scheme than those that can write just in free verse. To make something flow well using such constraints, to me, requires much more talent. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  15. How can rhyming be all bad when it aids to the production of this? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. " 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door; Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore,. For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore, Nameless here forevermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me---filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, " 'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door, Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door. This it is, and nothing more." Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, "Sir," said I, "or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you." Here I opened wide the door;--- Darkness there, and nothing more. Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, Lenore?, This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!" Merely this, and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping, something louder than before, "Surely," said I, "surely, that is something at my window lattice. Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore. Let my heart be still a moment, and this mystery explore. " 'Tis the wind, and nothing more." Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven, of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door. Perched upon a bust of Pallas, just above my chamber door, Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore. Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore." Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door, Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as "Nevermore." But the raven, sitting lonely on that placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered; not a feather then he fluttered; Till I scarcely more than muttered, "Other friends have flown before; On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before." Then the bird said, "Nevermore." Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master, whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster, till his songs one burden bore,--- Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore Of "Never---nevermore." But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -- What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking "Nevermore." Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl, whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er She shall press, ah, nevermore! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor. "Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee -- by these angels he hath Sent thee respite---respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!" "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!--prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-- On this home by horror haunted--tell me truly, I implore: Is there--is there balm in Gilead?--tell me--tell me I implore!" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil--prophet still, if bird or devil! By that heaven that bends above us--by that God we both adore-- Tell this soul with sorrow laden, if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden, whom the angels name Lenore--- Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels name Lenore? Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting-- "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming. And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted---nevermore! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  16. I see you too have nothing useful to say. Try harder man, I am sure you can do better than that. Atleast make me laugh. , Don't worry man, I am laughing hard enough for the both of us. Enjoy it vicariously. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  17. Don't be such a tease. Tease? me? never. I just said later.
  18. I have found it to be pretty interesting to watch how people (who don't know me) react differently to my posts depending on what I have as my avatar. I have decided since you no long have a cute picture of yourself at some extreme angle, I am going to be mean to you. Really mean..... well....maybe later. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  19. Thank you. It DOES get a little hot though. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  20. I always carry around a 1500 megawatt light with a dimmer switch. It has a bendy neck. And I mounted it on a special pocket on the belt loop of my pants so I am never in bad light.
  21. that is totally different, dude. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  22. Anybody want a peanut? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  23. Look in the phone book for a tea and coffee shop. But honestly, if you are running out of options that you have checked locally, how in the world are most of us who are not from your area going to help unless we point you to online stores? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  24. well, save for the moderators of course. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  25. I like symmetry myself. And like most other things, I think rhyming has its place and time. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.