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I think that designer has earned a DZ Slut Number!
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NacMac is is bust taking care of Mini Nac in Holland or somewhere so you will get your answer sometime tomorrow AM.
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I ain't your friend no mo?
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You were not a White House Intern were you?
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The guy was more like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining!" "Hereeeeeeeeeeee's Johnny!"
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I can see it now. I would say, "Will you do me a favor and take out the trash?" He would say, "You know that I have the right to carry a gun!"
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So I am in the process of interviewing applicants for the Chief Enginner position in the hotel. This guy in his mid 60's comes in. I am completing the interview process and tell the man that some of the work will require him to shovel snow in the winter. He replys, "I lift weights." He then stands, removes his jacket and begins flexing for me. I am trying my hardest not to laugh. I said, "Sir, please have a seat I do not need you to flex for me." Later in the interview I tell him that I will need to have a background check completed on all applicants. He then gets his wallet out and hands me a small document. He tells me he is able to carry a gun legally and that he could provide security if needed too. I ended the interview and told him, "We may call you back." This kind of freaked me out.
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This "Deuce" character is someone must of us "know" and "like". None of us "know" you and probably never "will".
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The only videos I have are skydiving videos. No, you aren't in any of those because only awesome skydivers are in them.
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Here is all the DZ's in South Africa. http://www.dropzone.com/dropzone/Africa/South_Africa/index.html
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Nathan pulls up a stool and pops open a beer and puts on his glasses.
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I agree with Clay. Cape Town looks awesome! http://www.skydivecapetown.za.net/
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Are you sure it was a female horse, Clay? It sounds like it you thought it was female but it could have been male!
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It was kind of nice knowing someone else would be deploying the parachute on that first jump. Then I learned in AFF that all you to do is wait for your cypres to fire. No self deployment needed!
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You can call it spotting I will call it looking up your skirt!
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Arthur in Eloy with all these DZ.com hotties drinking. I know he will stay out of trouble. Of course, I will be dancing with TG on the tables.
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The DZ I currently jump at does. I did before I did AFF. I am glad too. I knew what to expect in freefall. I knew what to expect my canopy to look like. I knew how to find the landing area, etc. I think this is good information to have before you do an AFF in my opinion.
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Why did 18 blondes go see a movie? Because the sign said under 18 not permitted.
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Lori, Bill Von, and I believe Amy is in there too! http://www.perriscam.com/Images3/dsg22983.JPG
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You know how many times I have done something stupid and blamed it on being drunk. But, I probably would of done the same thing if I was sober. Or at least daydreamed about it anyways. Being drunk makes you really do what you want to do that is for sure. But you did not do it because you were drunk. Hell, just a couple of weeks ago I was telling BB about this time I was drunk and...
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25+ makes for a great down winder. Get your adraneline going!
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ANd for this quality of meat it will be a long line. I am behind Chuck, Lummy and Deuce. Nathan is singing "We Will Rock You" while waiting in line.
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You can always come to Boston. I'm single, horny, like kisses, etc. There are plenty of fish in the sea.