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  1. Ok. Now I am dreaming about what we do in the tent. You said to keep dreaming.
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    Friday Haiku

    My leg is swollen I have crutches and a cast No jump for me sucks
  3. Hopefully I have TG, Sunshine and SkyGal in my tent to keep me warm. It's a long shot but if I get them real drunk it may happen.
  4. nws01

    Friday Haiku

    Chromeboy is coming Will be here soon to see you Tell him hello please
  5. nws01

    who wants me???

    Then your on your own then!
  6. nws01

    Messed Up My Knee

    I hope it's the same for me, Dave!
  7. Have you ever read The Art of War It's a great book.
  8. I was part of the Muenkel Jump! The question I have is how do you say your last name. Bytch pronounced it as (Munk-el) and I prounced it as (Me-yun-kel). Which one is it?
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    who wants me???

    I am planning on hitting Deland before the Christmas Boogie as long as my knee is Ok. Then heading down to the Marathon Boogie and meet up with Spy. I talked to SkySlut and he is going to Deland this weekend possibly. So you will have a AFF instructor there that you know, SkyGal!
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    Messed Up My Knee

    I woke up at 4:30am this morning and it felt like HH was poking my knee with a hot fork! I called a taxi and went to the ER. As soon as the swelling goes down I go to the Orthopedist. They did not even mention a MRI. And yes, Dave, the drugs are good. They knock me out cold!
  11. Me thinks Chromeboy did them with his Chromed UFO! I think he said he will be around later so I will tell him to check out this thread.
  12. nws01

    Messed Up My Knee

    I went to the doctor. X Rays came out clean but the swelling is so severe that they can't determine cartalidge or ligament damage until it goes down. However, I have all the effects of damage. My knee locks, sharp pains, unable to straighten it all the way or bend it back. So once the swelling goes down I have to go back and get it scoped. I am now it a huge leg brace and on crutches. The doc grounded me.
  13. nws01

    Keys Boogie

    I jumped in Marathon. The landing area is not all that big and it has some rocks, etc in it. The view from the moment the pilot takes off to the time you land under canopy is the most amazing view though. Your gonna love it.
  14. Now I'm your big mal dropper, big way exit funneler Icarus on the bottom and PD on the topper Transform scratchin', big beat matchin' I can tell you're getting jealous by the look I'm catchin' I hate dumb skeezers, VD diseazers Drop 5 grand on a bunch of dytters? Smooth like ice, don't get nice Just turn up the box for the Natrone slice (huh huh) Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!) Now, buttermilk boobies here we go UnZip the zipper and let them flow Clap your hands and stomp your feet Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh) Buttermilk boobies (x 3) (Lord have mercy Natrone's on here rappin' about boobies now) We from Cali to the Carolina Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima Don't make a difference if real or fake Use buttermilk boobies to clean your plate You lick 'em in the morn', you lick 'em at night Kentucky Fried Chicken makes the suckers taste right I am lick 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally Wrapped and sealed in Victoria Secrety (huh huh)
  15. Roy should have that out to you pretty quick! Congrats!
  16. I feel like fish bait sometimes. You know that catfish bait that stinks like shit!
  17. 7 hours from Orlando to Atlanta and 6 hours from Atlanta to Raeford.
  18. That is Hohanokais mom and you are her dad?
  19. maybe I should come and work for you. I like a girl who spends time under the desk at the office.
  20. Well if you don't like his apples just let me know.
  21. Your not talkin about Muenkel are you? He's not a skydiver he's just a post whore! Bwahahahahah! Sorry Muenkel. Just joking!
  22. Insane in the Membrane...Insane in the Brain!