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The following day is Friday. Come up after class and stay the weekend. You can enjoy this present all weekend!
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I always use both when I spank the monkey, Lummy!
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Good! Now on November 21, the day after you turn 18, come to Boston and I will give you your present! How do you like them apples?
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Yeah, do you like them?
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Do you like apples?
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Ewww. I don't want THAT from JT!
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Your only 17? When is your birthday? I have a birthday gift waiting for you when you turn 18!
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272 MPH
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240 mph! I am the BEST!
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Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep And can't tell where to find them Leave them alone and they'll come home Dragging their tails behind them Little Bo-Peep fell fast asleep And dreampt she heard them bleating And when she awoke, she found it no joke For Clay had them screaming Then up she took her little crook Determined to find them She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed For Clay had already done them She heaved a sigh and wiped her eye And over the hillocks went rambling And tried what she could, as a shepardess should To make Clay leave a scrambling.
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Clay had a little lamb her fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that the lamb went Clay was sure to go
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I filled out a Workmans Comp form and I am going to the doctor tonight.
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I would stick to wherr you are as of now. The job market is extremely difficult. I have 3 Headhunters calling me a day with out of service people looking for jobs. They are not finding a whole lot out there.
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Get a haircut and get a new job!
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and slaps on a pair of surgical gloves...and lubed me up. Just then I decided that I did not want to do this so I...
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Ok, HH! We will turn this into a story thread. Story starts out... I went to go get my muffler fixed today and right before the guy starts working on it he tells me i need to be lubricated so he gets out the astroglide and...
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I wish they all could be Teguila - Girl
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I think I have a new DZ.commer to stalk! Jasmin...why don't you come lay down in this soft savannah....that's it.
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I wasn't ORIGNAS, Lummy! I was MODERATOR and I posted everything in green. I got pulled after one post though. Skybytch and HH work fast!
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Mine is doubled. Nac Mac is Quaddruple. Deuce, I think of sex once every 3 seconds.
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The human male thinks of sex once every five seconds. That is 288 times a day, 8,928 times a month, 107,136 times a year.
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LMAO! I'll remember that, David! Thanks for the info!
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Do you want a Scooby Snack or a Yogie Button? And you thought I would say something sexual!
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Ding, ding, ding, ding. That sure as hell didn't take very long. I saw it in an add and it reminded me of sex.
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I'll just try to remember to put my coveralls on under my rig not over it.