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  1. Sounds like some sort of a scam to me too. Viking, what girl are you gonna take with you? I bet if it is for real that would be a good way to get laid. Just looking out for you my friend!
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    JFTC Mascot!

    Here is the official mascot for JFTC taken from todays Perris Cam. http://www.perriscam.com/Images3/dsg33027.JPG
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    Snowboarding?

    Straight in, then hard toggle turn nearly missing the barb wired fence by 6 inces to a 200 foot swoop. You all do go straight in there for a second. When getting into a new sport like snowboarding you want to know all the info about the gear and maneuvers like we do about skydiving but I don't know didly about snowboarding. Just dress warm and throw yourself down a hill. Follow SkyMonkeyOnes advice, "Go Fast, Take Chances and for Gods Sake Don't Wear a Helmet!"
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    Snowboarding?

    No SWOOP for you!
  5. If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three wheelin in the four with the gold cv's Oh why do I look this way? (Hey, must be the money) If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke an L in the back with the benzen-e Oh why do I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money) In the club on the late night, feel ya right Lookin, tryin ta spot some real nice Lookin for a little shorty I noticed so that I can take home (I can take home) She can be 18 (18) wit a attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude But as long as you a diggy-diggy then girl you know its on (you know its on) I peep summin comin towards me on the dance floor Sexy and real slow (hey) and sayin she was beepin and I dig the last video Somewhere that we could go How could I tell her no? Her measurements were 36-25-34 I like the way you brush your hair And I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the ice and glare And I can see you movin way over there Chorus Face a body front that, don't know how to act Without my vouchers all the hoochies bringing nothin back You should feel the impact, shop over plas when the skies the limit And them haters can't get past that Watch me as I gas that, four guy sig pley Was there any paint change, every time I switch lane It feel strange now Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now I got the title from my momma put the pimpin on name now Damn shit to change now Running credit checks with no shame now I feel a thang now (come on) I can't complain (no more) Shit I'm the man, now In and out my own town (I'm gettin) Niggas out in New Jersey, from Twenty-B Tellin me about a party up in NYC And can I make it? Damn Right I be on the next flight Man can, first class sittin next to Vanna White Chorus (x2) (check, check) Yo, I know somethin you don't know And I got somethin to tell ya You won't believe how many people, straight down at the floor 'fore said that I was a failure Is now the same motherfuckers that's be needin dough And I'm yellin I can't help ya "But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?" Hell no, (whatchu care?) you for real? Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy And I fly high Niggas wanna know why, why I fly by Hey yo, its all good Range Rover all would Do me like you should Fuck me good, suck me good We be them stuck niggas Wishin you was niggas Poppin like we drug dealers Simply cause she bug mackin Honey in the club, me in the benz I see cute tellin me to leave wit you and your friends So if shorty wanna... knock, we knockin to this And if shorty wanna... rock, we rockin to this And if shorty wanna... pop, we poppin the chris Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist See me talk, Nelly listen Nelly talk, see me listen Wanna fuck fly bitches When I walk pay attention See the ice and the glist Niggas starin on the glist Honeys lookin on they wish Come on boo, gimme kiss Chorus (x2) Hey, must be the money Hey, must be the money Hey, must be the money Hey, must be the money Chorus
  6. 300+ ARSE? You must have put on 150 lbs since Labor Day!
  7. Skydiving helmets are mostly for freefall collisions to protect you from getting knocked out. They are also good for collisions with things under canopy such as trees, cars, etc. Although if you are in freefall and you hit the ground with a helmet on that said helmet will do absolutely nothing.
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    Snowboarding?

    Any snowboarders out there? Can you recommend some top web sites for gaining info on the sport, gear, galleries, etc? Thanks.
  9. I downloaded it but I don't have the correct viewer. Sorry.
  10. They made you take off all of your clothes and searched you and you let them? Better yet, you wonder why they did it and you did not ask them not too? I am going into airport security if I can get away with that!
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    Friday Haiku

    SkyBytch is in Pink Flying her frickin ass off To save the BOOBIES!
  12. Thanks. I just saw a picture of your girlfriend/fiance and she is more beautiful than that pic. Your a lucky man.
  13. ANd good morning to you BSquared. It is raining in Boston. I have a feeling the skydive season here is over. Time for those winter hop and pops around the corner.
  14. It's Gettin Hot in Here So Take Off All Your Clothes
  15. We love you, Lisa, You make us proud for just participating in this!
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    Pie-worthy

    The first time we saw each other I was nervous and you had nothing to do with me. I hope the next time is better!
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    Pie-worthy

    Dove...I want you sofa king bad!
  18. Yeah, but Phree, anytime you are anywhere it is the only place to be!
  19. Jak, Thanks for everything Labor Day Weekend! You made the weekend a blast!
  20. Phree, There was the CASA and the Frankenotter there last X-Mas. But, no people to jump.
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    Friday Haiku

    SkyGal is very cute Only a few hours north What should I do huh?
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    long island

    I am in Boston , J.T. and will meet up with you if you are there!