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Glad it was a successful cutaway and reserve ride Sunshine! What was it?
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Clay = Sex with Sheep. Stay away from him.
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I have a funny story.... Back in the days when I used to smoke grass every now and then I had a huge bag in my apartment. I left for work and left it out on the counter. I came home from work and there was a letter from the Sherriffs Department on my apartment door telling me to call them immediately. I got paranoid and went inside, locked the door, and flushed over an ounce of grass. I called my friends and told them I was going to prison. They said, "Why would the police leave you a note if they were going to take you to jail?" "Have you called them?" I said no. I called them and they said that I was needed to testify against someone I had arrested at a hotel I managed. I felt like an idiot and I have not bought a bag since.
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You better go to the doctor and do something about that sunburn Homer!
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Alright you bastard now you motivated me. I'm gonna go check prices. I'll PM you because I may need you to pick me up in Fort Myers. I'll stay at the Staybridge Suites and have a HUGE party and piss off the new management!
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Ok, my love. I mean Dove.
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You saw her naked, Quade. Please tell
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I didn't know a sheep owned Perris. Damn, it owns a dz too, Clay! No wonder this lady put the sheep between her boobies!
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I forgot to sign up. I need to do it ASAP though.
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Hi Andrea! Nathan is waving to SkyMama
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We love you Dove. Some people like want to LOVE you if you will let me.
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I'm gonna be famous because I will be the first person to land a wingsuit without a canopy over my head. Will someone let me borrow their suit?
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Hey, I eneded up going to Perris. I just have to get drunk and make flight arrangements and then I am stuck to with the decision. Have the Bartons said anything about it? I am telling you there house is a stones throw from the airport.
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Not confirmed but I may show up!
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Isn't HH a lawyer though? He could defend himself.
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I'm not the Michael Keaton version I am the Natrone version.
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You think maybe he wants to touch my Mr. Winkie?
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Meunkel keeps telling me to rub some type of Asian Ointment on mine. Maybe you can send him a pm and ask him what it is. I'm afrain he is trying to pay me back and it will burn my skin off or something.
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Slappie no more pictures of your family reunion!
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Hey guys? Should I tell her how much I like my penis?
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Welcome to the threads. I will say hi from time to time and other people will say that I am stalking you. I am really harmless and will take my shirt off my back for you if you need it. You call call me Natrone!
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I'm Batman!
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Holy Buggers! The perfect lady for Clay and she has a friend for him too! http://www.perriscam.com/Images4/dsg33327.JPG
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Yeah, well, Sebazz you SUCK!