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That is SOOOOOOO not true Skymama. All BOOBIES are different some way or another.

What does math have to do with it?

Yeppers! Getting a little bit busier though! And I am not stalking Clay. I am not gay either. I like females with BOOBIES not a male who had BOOBIES before he lost weight!

Here is his first post in the Talkback threads...

Should we start calling him Red Line?

Clay's first post was on this thread! See the post ClayFowler! This was before boobies!

Dave that is just Bhaaaaaaaad!

Even when it really is Clay it looks like a photoshop because there is so many of them on these threads!

Yeah, I have already purchased a case of Pacifico for him. He doesn't like liquor and he doesn't drink but the packers wanted Pacifico. JNCoughlin...a new G4 would be nice.

Please do Dave! And photoshop their photo too!

I think pond swooping should be included. Although that would just bring more inexperienced people to our sport to learn to pond swoop small canopies too soon and bring more injuries, etc. So maybe not.

The place was loaded with poison ivy. Emmie went with me to find it and she almost picked up a snake as we were making our way through the woods. Emmie bends down to pick it up and says, "Oh look a snake." I say, "Don't pick it up!" Emmie asks "Why not." I reply, "It may be poisonous." Emmie says, "I just want to take it to manifest." I look at Emmie, I look at the weeds taller than me, "lets go back to the hanger without the freebag and the snake" I said.

I know and I kept them on the first chop. Oh well. This opening and spin made little birdies go around my head so I don't care. I am waiting on my freebag too. I watched it go into some deep woods. I need a machete to go and look further. Luckily my canopy floated all the way to the airport. That was luck. And yes, I am still a rookie!

Damn dude. Sorry about all the "temporary" injuries and heal quick brother. Glad to hear you are in high spirits! Or is it just the pain killers typing?

Boobies, boobies, boobies!

What is your hard deck Clay? I probably would have chopped that. Did you have good altitude awarenwss the whole time? Congrats on getting out of your first reserve ride.

I am at least 120 jumps ahead of you. I feel better now! Thanks JT!

I met Sarah Michelle Gellar and the cast of Scream 2 during the production in Atlanta. She is way skinny and small. Did not turn me on at all. They say pictures can be deceiving and I know it is true.

What happened on the exit BB? I am sorry but I was away from the office all day.

No I did not Lisa. Someone else told me to do this. I think Mirage was on vacation over the fourth and that is why I am waiting so long. I will order extra and make sure this does not happen again.

Thanks Betsy Boobie! Congrats on handling the cutaway! A little adrneline rush after the adrneline rush kind of wakes you up, you know what I mean? I hope you were able to find your canopy and freebag. How is the training going?

I had a cutaway and reserve ride two weeks ago and I have still not had my reserve repacked. It is not the riggers fault. He ordered my freebag and handles the Monday after my cutaway. I tried to call Mirage all week but they did not answer the phone. I sent e-mails and a pm to Unisyn. They finally called my rigger 5 days after receiving the order and confirmed it. Yet my rigger still has not received them. I did not go to work today. I spent the day in bed. I have not had air in awhile and I am going through withdrawls. Just wanted to vent!

2:0:0Loser In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose kill the headlights and put it in neutral stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control baby's in Reno with the vitamin D got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt don't believe everything that you breathe you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park Yo. Cut it. Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job the daytime crap of the folksinger slob he hung himself with a guitar string a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing you can't write if you can't relate trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite that's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the cheeze whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (drive-by body-pierce) (yo bring it on down) soooooooyy.... (I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Schprechen sie Deutches, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Know what I'm sayin'?)

What I love is the people who are scared to get by the door at 2k plus feet. Ask them why they are scared..."I might fall out!" Duh, that is why you have a rig on your back. You ARE going to get out. I am sure they pushed you out because they knew the spot was good.

>1. Does the weft and weave of the kind of socks you wear affect your flying? They will cause you to have a bad, bad spin in freefall. DO NOT USE THEM! It is only applicable to RW. If you wear the freeflying DO NOT go to your belly. You have to deploy while in a sit. >2. If I were to wear old socks when I jump, what sort of difference in performance should I expect? Old socks may tear apart in freefall so they are not recommended. If they are worn out really well they have no effect on flying. >3. Where do I buy skydive-friendly socks? And if I can't buy them, can they be rented? You can get them at the dollar store. >4. Why do some people wear socks, and others don't? That is why there is chocolate AND vanilla ice cream. Not everyones tastes are the same. >5. At what point in my gear check should I insert the "sock check"? Grab and check your socks as soon as you seperate yourself from the plane. If people on the dive get mad at you just tell them that safety should always come first. >6. How long do socks last, as opposed to, say, a canopy? ZP socks will last forever. You just need to have them relined every once in awhile. Usually after say 1,000 jumps. >. If I tuck my jumpsuit pants into my socks, will it stretch the elastic, and put me at risk of some sort of sock malfunction? And how do you cutaway from a sock malfunction? The elastic will stretch but the is the new in style that a lot of freeflyers have made popular. To get out of a sock malfunction all you have to do is take your socks off. >8. Should I inspect other people's socks? Yes you should. This can be done by crawling around the dz on your knees and smelling everyones socks. If they smell bad make sure that skydiver does not jump them. >9. Should I ride the plane down if I suspect a sock malfunction, even if I don't think it will bother me in freefall? If you have a sock malfunction you will find that the training techniques you will have will take place before you have time to even think about really. Before you know it you will be sockless. >10. Where do all the socks go after you put them in the dryer? Dryers eat them. This is how they keep their energy levels up.