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Triumph is a nice dog...for me to poop on!

I have a person out there who has the same interests and personality as me! Hey Michele...why don't you come lay down in this soft savannah...that's it...

Taken from wreck dot...pretty funny! http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=ah81sk01uil%40enews2.newsguy.com&prev=/groups%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26group%3Drec.skydiving

The people of Ohio? *shrug*

Emmie...please have Chance look at it and help you!

I am going to go to his place where he is sleeping and bang pots and pans together and yell...Boobies, Sex with Sheep, Small Canopies, Rsl's, Cypreses, Post Whoring!

Is that you in the pic HH?

I think it is 20 watt. They usually do not light it up very much. At least when I was there a couple of times. I did not jump because I did not have enough jumps yet back then.

Quotejust had to go there huh chromey? Quote I am kind of bored. You know how it is. Nice looking rig by the way. I like Wings a lot. I will probably own one someday.

How often do you pull your pud?

Dave, your a dorkfish. I caught you on a corndog!

One more... You know your ugly when...people mistake you for Clay!

...your like like Taco Bell. When people see you, they run for the border. ...you go to a haunted house, and come out with a job application. ...two men broke into your house and you yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE'' and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!'' ...your face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze

If you want anymore kids I can help you out with that, Andrea. We better start practicing now though. You can catch the next flight to Boston.

When are you all going to stop this Xaos! I mean Chaos! I mean this is post whoring if I have ever seen it!

I'm sorry Andrea I bumped into this. Owie!

I am sorry...26 year Anniversary...that is an accomplishment within itself! Can't wait to jump John! Yahoo!

My friend just got back from Boston Providence and said my freebag and handles came in. I will make it up there within the next couple of weeks. I think I can talk her into coming!

A friend and fellow DZ.commer "JNCoughlin" finished his AFF today! (BEER!!!) The guy is 50+ years old (average) and just started skydiving! He went today, on his 26th marriage anniversary and completed his goal! Let's give him big congrats and a welcome to our world! Now, I think I have a new jump buddy! Congrats man and I look forward to jumping together! ***Edited with the right Anniversary Date!***

Would farting in the tub be unromantic?

She says you scare her! lol

Yep. She has big BOOBIES too!

My friend Emmie is Russian.

Bill's girlfriend lives 10 minutes from me! Maybe I should go to the hospital and introduce myself to her tonight. I won't flirt with her or anything, Bill.

If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor suckin Chromey Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!) If you wanna go and get high with me Smoke my pipe in the back of my Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!) In Rantoul on the last flight, feelin right Lookin tryin to spot somethin real nice Lookin for a little girly I noticed so that I can take home (I can take home) She can be 18 (18) with an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude But as long as you a tricky, tricky, trick girl you know that it's on (Know that it's on) I peep something comin towards me at the gear store Sexy and real slow (hey) Sayin she was peepin and she dug my last freefly So when Chromie, can we go; how could I tell her no? Her measurements were 36-25-34 I like those stylish close you wear I like freeflyin through the air You can hear me coming from way over there If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor suckin Chromey Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!) If you wanna go and get high with me Smoke my pipe in the back of my Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)