ChrisL

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  1. You look like an Islamic extremist in several of those
  2. Henchmen have to be men, otyherwise they would have to be called "henchpersons" If you want either gender you should go with minions. They can be either male or female __ My mighty steed
  3. Nice job by the police there. They got back 3 of the 500 cases! __ My mighty steed
  4. Heres to you, as good as you are Heres to me, as bad as I am As good as you are, as bad as I am I'm as good as you are, as bad as I am. __ My mighty steed
  5. I've had one of the two for a year now and haven't cracked a tooth. I was wearing an acrylic ball for a while like Sunshine does just in case (acrylic will crack before your teeth will) but I went back to the stainless about 6 months ago and haven't had a problem. I did shorten the bar so that probably helps. Then again, one of the guys at the tattoo place has really fucked up teeth, all chipped and cracked and broken looking. I guess everyone's different. I have yet to crack a tooth on one of my tattoo's so I think I'll stick with ink __ My mighty steed
  6. My condolances. I know exactly how you feel. LAst July my step-dad killed himself. I was left with a lot of unsaid things. Just 8 weeks ago my real dad died from cancer. Been a hard year. Lesson learned is do what you want/need to do and dont waste any time. Times up before you know it. __ My mighty steed
  7. I have over 65 Gigabytes __ My mighty steed
  8. I have mine all over my arms, chest, and shoulders. Nothing new about that, but I like to see them and have them be seen __ My mighty steed
  9. I may be easy to control, but it takes more than a sammich __ My mighty steed
  10. I'm glad I'm not you. Being you is obviously dreadfully sad and boring __ My mighty steed
  11. ChrisL

    Ball Cupping

    You forgot the "" poll option __ My mighty steed
  12. A problem that I have is that I am a bodybuilder (non-pro). My body weight fluctuates up and down considerably over the course of a year. Part of the year I am in line with the recomendations and part of the year I'm over it. 1.2 on a 190 sq ft sabre2 is the heavy end. Sadly, while I would prefer to have multiple canopies for the various times of the year, I cant financially make that happen right now :-) In a year or two I plan to make that a reality. __ My mighty steed
  13. I CANT RELAX MAN!!!!! Ok, I can too relax. I'm relaxing as we speak. OK, I'm completely relaxed now
  14. Actually the solar system doesnt even remotely resemble an atom. There are no atoms with only one electron per shell (and 10 shells) there are no atoms where all the electrons orbit in the same plane in the same direction. There are no atoms where any of the electrons have their own electrons orbiting them There are no atoms that have only one particle in the nucleus and 10 electrons Its a dumb comparison. Sorry, but it is
  15. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why someone would try this in the first place __ My mighty steed
  16. Is this something that USPA member dropzones will be expected to enforce? And if so, will jumpers that are currenly over the limit be forced to buy new gear or will they be grandfathered? I'm not sure I understand how this would be enforced. Currenly all I need for my B license is the water training and the written test. Does this mean that in addition to water training I will now be forced to buy a larger canopy to get the B since I'm currently over the suggested WL for the B license? __ My mighty steed
  17. burke. verb. To sue for copyright infringement. The way it was used in the (for lack of a better word) incident at WFFC with the one guy landing in the opposite direction, "burke" seems to mean rebuke/scold/lecture/bitched at/yelled at/etc. My understanding is that to "Burke" someone is to sit on their chest and suffocate them. __ My mighty steed
  18. I'm 100% American born and bred. I'm 100% behind our troops and I'm not a pacifist. I also 100% agree with skysurfcam's comments. __ My mighty steed
  19. One time this guy was really really mean to me. I waited and waited for my chance to get even. I waited years. Finally my chance came... I snuck up behind him and GOT EVEN! Hows that? __ My mighty steed
  20. Maybe everyone hates you I know several folks that got pied well after their pie jump. Sometimes folks like to wait till the person feels safe and then..WHAM! __ My mighty steed
  21. Crunch...Crunch...Crunch......? OK now you've gone too far! __ My mighty steed
  22. And as a nice counterpoint... Hank can't achieve an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Hank asks what the surgery involves and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Hank says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says OK. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later the gives Hank the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". Hank takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Hank starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It soon becomes almost unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. "Say," she says, "that was pretty damn cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Hank says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass." __ My mighty steed
  23. Xplain to me Rebecca. Well with all that br... oh never mind __ My mighty steed