ChrisL

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  1. Took a vacation day yesterday to make some jumps. Got to Cross Keys arounf 10:30 AM and bought 5 tickets. At 1:00, after only 2 jumps, they SHUT THE PLANE DOWN and said we werent flying again till 4:00, and then we had a small window before they had to SHUT IT DOWN AGAIN I could forgive George W for a lot of dumbass moves, but this just crossed the line and broke the camels back and every other stupid metaphor you can think of. Screw all that WMD crap, what the hell was he thinking coming to Philly on my jumping day off???? I had to leave cuz I couldnt wait 3 hours and it was a perfect day Stupid president. __ My mighty steed
  2. Maybe their fax is broken. I sent in for my C license a few weeks ago. Took 3 or 4 faxing attempts before it went through. Make sure when you re-send it that you call them to verify it got there. __ My mighty steed
  3. I could have used that when I was a kid... I did in fact drown to death in a pool when I was 6 years old. When I was pulled from the water I was not breathing and my heart had stopped beating. Thats pretty dead. Fortunately for me (but maybe not the rest of the world) the lifeguard performed CPR and kept me from staying dead till the ambulance crew arrived and brought me the rest of the way back
  4. ChrisL

    I Quit . . .

    Tell your pastor how reconciling bank statements is fun. He will know immediately that you have flipped your wig and will replace you immediately whether you like it or not
  5. I think flat turns are, by their very nature and definition, not aggressive. __ My mighty steed
  6. Except from the 2006 SIM... 2. Persons holding a USPA B license are able to exercise all privileges of an A-license holder, perform night jumps, with 100 jumps are eligible for the USPA Coach Rating, and must have- a. obtained a USPA A license b. completed 50 jumps including: (1) accumulated at least 30 minutes of controlled freefall time (2) landed within ten meters of target center on ten jumps c. aerial performance requirements, either: (1) demonstrated the ability to perform individual maneuvers (left 360, right 360, backloop, left 360, right 360, backloop) in freefall in 18 seconds or less (2) or successful completion of the planned formation(s) on ten group freefall jumps d. documentation of live water landing training with full equipment in accordance with the procedures in the Skydiver's Information Manual e. passed a written exam conducted by a current USPA I, I/E, S&TA, or USPA Board member. __ My mighty steed
  7. Well, I guess you win __ My mighty steed
  8. Until the next day or two when you come down off that neat natrual high. Then I think it made things worst. Well we all know what to do then, dont we? __ My mighty steed
  9. If I have to watch the game then I aint interested. I dont watch the game. Any game. Ever. The game sucks and bores the hell out of me __ My mighty steed
  10. I was riding my bike to work this AM It was slightly chilly, about 55 F. so the wind in my face and hair was brisk, but not uncomfortably cool. The sun was shining and the sky was that deep deep blue that you only get in the early morning when theres NO moisture or smog or anything in the air at all, All the tree's have that fresh, new leaves, spring green. If its really possible to actually be high on life, then man was I ever high
  11. I did get those off heading openings quite often on both of my sabre2's I'm currently jumping a Pilot and I'm very happy with it. __ My mighty steed
  12. If he had pulled that pilot chute under the guys leg it wouldnt have been so hilarious. __ My mighty steed
  13. Actually its a hormone __ My mighty steed
  14. Was that at Cross Keys by any chance? __ My mighty steed
  15. I just thought about taking a trip without my rig and borrowing or renting gear and I found that I had the same emotional reaction as I would have at the idea of borrowing or renting underwear. Bleah.... __ My mighty steed
  16. Martial Arts training, weight training, treadmill cardio __ My mighty steed
  17. Oh yeah! I love the smell of my rig. I wish I could get a little rig air freshener to hang from my rear-view mirror __ My mighty steed
  18. Sure, but they would need about 250 cessnas __ My mighty steed
  19. Doesnt sound all that super to me __ My mighty steed
  20. exept the explosives in the WTC were placed more carefully they fell straight down and this one had a bit of a lean on! it must take some thought to make thing fall straight down! Are you guys on crack? __ My mighty steed
  21. I dont see any highjacked jetliners flying into that cooling tower. What exactly did you mean by this statement? __ My mighty steed
  22. ChrisL

    Aerodyne

    Hopefully, speaking as a guy waiting for a new Pilot, this will not impact canopies that are already ordered and in their system __ My mighty steed
  23. I pay as I go so it wouldnt ever be an issue... __ My mighty steed