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One of two: Pearl Jam's Greatest hits, CD 2 or The Cure: Pornography Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

QuoteI would ask FedEx for a refund on the delivery and insurance charges since they didn't fulfill their end of the bargain (didn't deliver on time or with signature confirmation, let alone to the right place), but collecting on the insurance? That's not cool... Quote I'm withya sister!!! Amen. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

I have had several people tell me to do so, but I think that it would bring me bad Karma later on down the road, I just want someone's head on a platter and it would be really nice to get some kind of apology from the moron that did the drop. But like I said, the important thing is that my wife has her gear and is ready to jump. I think that NOT going after the money is the right thing to do. That always come back to bite you in the ass. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Hey hero...People don't insure stuff all the time, and a signature release is not a requirement. I know you are upset, but no reason to jump all over everyone for asking a question. reply] Thanks for calling me a hero, but I didn't see a question in that statement. Regardless, sorry for making such a shrewed comment. Anxiety took over. I see so much "Know it all" answers on here that it really threw me off. ANYWHO!!!!! Package recovered, FEDEX STILL has not contacted me, however, the wife and I spent countless hours yesterday knocking on several doors and leaving several notes. At 6:30 last night, a woman called and said that she had the package! The mystery is still there though, The Package WAS NOT signed for, the package was LEFT at her door and THE WRONG ADDRESS!!!! And like I said, FEDEX STILL has not contacted me with any information about it. Going to see just how long it takes them to get with me, I made it quite clear yesterday morning that I was BEYOND pissed!!! But yet, they just don't seem to care. So, for those that were offended by my FedEx remarks, I sincerely apologize!!! For those that joined in with me, Thanks. For those that made the Golf Cart reference, Maybe they should have let you deliver it, I know it would have been right in front of me when I got there!!! And yet there are still no hard feelings. Hey, legs are doing fine, by the way. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

For the record, it WAS insured and it WAS signature required. That is for the people in here that came to that dumb ass conclusion!!!! Sheeesh!!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Here is an update, the package was left at a woman's door. So much for signature required, the lady works 12 hours during the day so it looks like the driver forged her name or something. At least we think we know where the gear is, should find out something in about 2 hours. Will keep you posted. FED EX SUCKS!!!!!!!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Just to let everyone know, keep your eyes out for a Blue and yellow Wings container with a Tempo 170 reserve and a Cypres II that comes with a Gear bag that matches the container. Fed Ex decided to deliver my package containing the above stuff to A DIFFERENT ADDRESS AND DIFFERENT NAME!!!!! Now they are having trouble locating the package. If they do not find today, I will post Serial #'s of everything. I know most of you would not say so, but I have the right to say it, FED EX SUCKS!!!! Appearently the driver for my area smoked a big fat one prior to making the delivery. Just an FYI!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

You know, I don't post on here for about a year and just so happen have the opportunity to get on and low and behold, there is a post about me!!! Thanks Billy, Congrats on your number as well. I'm sure you will catch up with me soon, you jumping fool, you. Oh, and I especially appreciate the reference to the golf cart, so many people, so many insults, so little time. Anyway, thanks again for posting this. Now hurry your ass up and get a wingsuit, I'm tired of flying by myself. That is if it won't interfere with the "Other Addition"?> Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

I am the same! Not too mention, got hitched the same weekend. Life is good! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Just a quick note to let everyone know that I really miss being on here every damn day of my pathetic existance! Seriously, just wanted to say hi and let everyone know that I am still alive and doing well. Not that probably 99.9999993992% of you actually care, but I had to post SOMETHING!!!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

I THINK I know what a fluffer is, is that a person that sees the front of a golf cart as a little saggy and attempt to pirk it up a little by slamming into it with the force of a horny elephant? Yeah, surely that is what it is. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

8 Mile!!! Nough said!!! Almost certain that a tumor developed somewhere in my body from watching that damn thing. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Well, crap!!! You have already missed that opportunity, it has already been pretty hot here and the hair is gone once again. Sorry. As for Alex, he has grown conciderably and is anxious to give you a very big, warm hug accepting your arrival. The girls are anxious to see you as well. Umm, Chaos, "Sleeve" has been pretty much retired. Call me a puss, but I am tired of feeling like shit the next day. So Sleeve will no longer be at the dz. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Thanks Steve.... What a great way to celebrate my birthday..I'm only two years away from flying with P.O.P.S It would be great to see you again, hope you come out and play!!! Don't feel bad, I FEEL like I should be with S.O.S. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Just for the record, I would never shit if you were to come to our boogie. I, along with Curley would rather approve of the thought. Bring it on, sister!!! Hope to see you all there!!!! Good times will be had by all. As for the "Bringing men to do the spankings, I think Jon and I can handle that horrific duty! Oh, and one final word!!!! "Beware the Dance"!!!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Where did the time go when Music Video channels actually played video's? I am so sick of tuning in to VH1 and MTV only to be disappointed by some freakin' lame ass modern day drama about how someone had everything and then lost it because he turned to drugs and alcohol. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!! MTV should be called CTV for all the freakin' commercials that they are forced to play. You get freakin' 2 minutes of a show followed by 10 minutes of commercials. Ok, I'm done venting, thanks for listening.!!!! I am going to be forced to start listening to some whiny ass Country music just because they actually play some video's. Someone please help me! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Unfortunately, that is also something that I can not disclose. The coffee is for some reason, something that is involved with the experiement! I am sorry to disappoint everyone with not giving the secret ingredient, but hey, it seems to be working beautifully!!! Thanks K, my words seem to be the only thing that I have going for me! As for the other one that said that there is nothing to see here. Nothing but a little humor, that is all, if you don't like it, become an accountant! (*And I mean that in the best possible way!) Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Ummm. yeah, uhhhh, ummm. Ok. What? Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

No shit, there I was, for the first time in several months, I decided to get on an RW dive. We organized a rather difficult 8-way dive with multiple turning piece points. This was going to be a good "Rust-get-ridder". We rehearsed our dive just like I remember, over and over and over to the point where none of us would ever have to even think about where we were supposed to be at any given moment. Not too mention, we repeated that process with our gear on so confidence was extremely high that this would be THE dive of the weekend. After boarding the King Air, the confidence was very high, smiles were abundant, laughter was everywhere and everyone involved KNEW that victory was at hand. The thundering sound came across the silence, 2 MINUTES!!!! This is it, it was time to put up or shut up. The helmets were placed on the heads of the jumpers, gear was checked by everyone with the utmost concern for everyone's safety and the traditional "hands to the center....Ready, Set, Go" was performed. Nerves were tweaking, brows were sweating, farts were flying!!!! Then the inevitable happened, DOOR!!!!! Life never seemed so good, we all just knew that this was going to be the dive that everyone talked about while shoving beer down our throats later this evening. Front float climbed out, then Rear Rear, then Rear, then Center Door. It was an awesome climbout, very fast and flawless. Everyone else lined up in the plane, the "HOT" was given and the count was initiated. The exit was, as planned, flawless, we did 3 points on the hill. the points were flying like shit coming out of a goose. I had to really look to make sure that I wasn't flying with Arizona Airspeed. I know that I have never been on a dive that was going as smoothly as this. As I was coming in for the 26th point, I noticed that the grip I was grasping was not a normal grip. Fear struck my already trembling body when I noticed that I was indeed, holding onto Guido, the killer anti-symatic alien troll that I had lied to in the past. He looked me straight in the eye and gave me the hand signal for "abduction". I bowed to his wants and agreed reluctantly and suddenly was transfered to an exam table in a location that I cannot reveal for reasons unknown. Things were going on that I cannot explain nor would wish to reveal, but lets just say that I am not feeling all too good about myself at this time and I am hoping that the miniscule pinging noise that is coming from deep inside me subsides with time. With all of the trauma that has happened, Guido was nice enough to return me in time to get 6 more points on the dive and deploy and a very conservative altitude and land without a hitch! Thanks Guido!!! Hope you enjoyed my story!! Was bored so I thought that this would be a good time killer! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

War Games! "Would... You... Like... To... Play... A... Game?" Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

I know of a good "Bugman" that you can take with you!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Being the proud owner of an 11 foot Albino Burmese Python, this is very typical, AMAZING, YES!!! My cuddley little counterpart engulfs 6lb rabbits like there is no tomorrow. He gets fed twice a month and here is an interesting tidbit of info, For every pound of food, a snake will add 1 inch to length! But I am here to tell you, there are consequences to having something that eats like this. Cleaning out a cage that looks like a freakin' Great Dane shit in it is not what I like to do on occasion. Not to mention every time he craps, there is about a quart of piss that goes with it. Very foul enviroment. But, I am not going to complain cause this is by far, the best pet that I have ever owned. Take away the fact that it can eat my kids, but that is besides the point. Billy, you have entirely too much time on your hands. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

Yep, I am completely grossed out. I happened to be one of those morons that has gone that speed and faster on two wheels. My top speed is 204. But thanks to Billy, I don't think I will be doing that again any time soon. Luckily I had the brains to NOT do that on a country road. Regardless, I just wanted to say that I was grossed out. Thanks for listening. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

That would have to be my favorite. Thanks for the laughs dude! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

I have my beloved 10 Foot, burmese Python, Alex!!!! He is a very loving, caring snake that loves to give hugs!!! Other than that, I DO NOT have a rat or Rabbit problem!!! Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!