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Everything posted by maxmadmax
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I must make the Burning Man Festival soon.... will bring my own matches! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Max-Mad-Max & his group of mad men & women will be there for our 5th WFFC! Anyone for a speed dive from 30 grand? Don't go away mad....just go away!
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I think that a dog's behavior is partially derived from it's owner. So with that logic: Mean Dog= Mean Owner Don't go away mad....just go away!
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kronenberg is about the best import for me. But you just can't beat Shiner ice cold! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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I smoked my first cigar at age 5. Did it to impress the hot chicks next door... They were 8 years old. Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Say it ain't so....Richard Simmons ass-aults a man
maxmadmax replied to maxmadmax's topic in The Bonfire
Say it ain't so..... Richard Simmons ticketed for ass-aulting a man.... http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=153587 Don't go away mad....just go away! -
Cruises are cool. Except when you try and water ski behind the ship. The Captain gets a little pissed. Try searching cruise out of Galveston, Texas. Nice and Cheap Don't go away mad....just go away!
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The Second Happiest day of my life is when I bought my boat..... The Happiest Day of my life is when I sold the Bastard! Use the money you don't spend and travel & jump! Yahoooooooo Don't go away mad....just go away!
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I gave up high speed turtle racing. It was tough but skydiving won out! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables.... What do Humanitarians eat? Don't go away mad....just go away!
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If your life became a film - who would play you?
maxmadmax replied to damion75's topic in The Bonfire
Mad Max of course Don't go away mad....just go away! -
I kill small furry animals... (or Deep Thoughts on Gardening)
maxmadmax replied to Shotgun's topic in The Bonfire
I use the snapper trap for the damned gophers.A pair of snapper tongs and snap snap , it's all over for Mr.Gopher. Better than chemicals. Safer for you! And a hell of a lot more fun! Don't go away mad....just go away! -
Welcome! Enjoy! Find the sage ones and buy them Beer! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Welcome Back! Good Luck! Blue Skys! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Welcome to the sport, actually it's a way of life! Is this your first "A" license? It is....then you owe a case of BEER! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Welcome and keep on falling! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Welcome to the sport. If you own a boat, golf clubs ....etc, SELL 'EM! That will free up additional capital for your new activity. Actually it's a way of life. See Ya up There. Blue Skys to All Max Mad Max Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Skydive Houston had a most outrageous SCR ceremony!
maxmadmax replied to maxmadmax's topic in The Bonfire
Here is the link to more info on the SCR awards & tradition: http://www.scr-awards.com/ Don't go away mad....just go away! -
Yes of course....! Stay away from events that Allen Flynn is attending! That's if you are bent on not having a great time! A.F.is OK in my book....senior troll! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Skydive Houston had a most outrageous SCR ceremony!
maxmadmax replied to maxmadmax's topic in The Bonfire
I am still LMAO at these pics. See pics of Donny's SCR ceremony at: http://www.flyingarab.com Don't go away mad....just go away! -
It may be time for a one ton eightway! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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Can't do it...cause I ain't got no right foot. Damn. Don't go away mad....just go away!
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my boss's interest in the frequency of my skydiving, unhealthy
maxmadmax replied to rocket's topic in The Bonfire
Sounds as if your boss is jealous. Maybe he ain't got pongs enough to do it. Just my 2 cents worth. Don't go away mad....just go away! -
The best scores for me were after I had consumed 4 Shiner Bocks. Sober = under 20% Not so Sober = 80% Don't go away mad....just go away!
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It's called the "reach out and touch someone" plan. Touch 'em with a missle. Don't go away mad....just go away!