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  1. Well, I'm turning the big 50 this weekend and really need your votes on what to do. Hence the poll. Don't be bashfull...vote your ass off. And of course-Blue Skys and Ice cold Beer to All Don't go away mad....just go away!
  2. Let's face the truth. Mexico and Latin America cannot take care of their own populations. These countries are corrupt and have a standard of living way that's just piss poor. The US is a safety valve for these corrupt governments. If we deported all of the illegals then the parent countries would implode very quickly! Revolutions...etc. I really don't care what goes on in those shitpot countries. I don't blame the poor bastards for sneaking into "El Norte". For the most part they are a hard working and industrious people. Of course we have the criminal element to deal with! And school the kids. Part of the problem is the huge underground economy in the US. I bet that it rivals the illicit drug trade. What to do with them? 1. For every illegal in the US, tax the parent country a barrel of oil per day per head. (I wish) 2. Get 'em into the mainstream....sign 'em up, photograph & fingerprint'em. If we don't assimilate 'em then we are headed for disaster. 3. Seal the borders and get a grip on our borders. Any one remember 911? It's our country and we don't owe any explanations to to ANY GOVERNMENT! And here's a couple of items for Ted "Jabba the Hut" Kennedy to digest; 1. Can an American own property in Mexico? 2. Can an American own a business in Mexico? 3. Could we demonstrate in the streets of Mexico City for worker's rights? Blue Skys, Mad Max Don't go away mad....just go away!
  3. Mad Max has this mantra..... if in doubt, just land out. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  4. Sorry, that was Rawhide playing. That was a great video and I would really like to bum a copy from you. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  5. It was a great video and the crowd let out a loud cheer where the cow was saved! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  6. Saw a video at Quincy. Four guys chunk a fiberglass cow out and freefall with it. Pulled the main. Gunsmoke theme was playing. Anyone got a spare copy? Thanks Don't go away mad....just go away!
  7. I guess that everybody realizes how lucky we are to participate in such sport. What does skydiving mean to you? Blue Ones. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  8. maxmadmax

    New Zealand?

    Heard about some good tall ones in N.Z. Anyway to get more info? Regards, mad max Don't go away mad....just go away!
  9. Without a doubt the Dolphin is a good container. It's rock solid and designed very well. I've owned two and have only praise for them. Telephone Mike Fury and just listen to him, you'll LEARN a lot. Remember when lines were being snagged by the main's closing loop grommet? Mike jumped ahead of the group and designed the fix. You need to talk with the experienced riggers and jumpers and then make up your mind using an educated decision. And here's food for thought.....I have many jumps at the 250 mph range doing the heads down thing. I bet that I own the fastest Dolphin on the planet @ 320mph..... Don't go away mad....just go away!
  10. Well said......all in all it seems that the WFFC has lost a lot since relocating from the big Q. People can attend regional boogies. But the mother of all boogies used to be WFFC. I know that there's a lot of behind the scenes red tape and hoops to jump through to arrange for the big bird's appearance! But if you can deliver on the specialty aircraft then you're way ahead of the rest. I've jumped the jet and the C130. Let me tell you that I'd drive 2000 miles to jump either. And for what it's worth....that C130 twas my fav! I hope that the WFFC survives....however in it's present form it may not. Just my 2 cents worth. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  11. Saw a lot of bull shit in the other posts...so here's mine. I don't really hold any grudge against the Japanese folks of today. However I sincerely think that the bullshit newsmedia of today doesn't have a fucking clue as to the atrocities committed by the fucking Japanese during WWII! Here's some more info: Let's see...the fucking Japs were holding 250,000 war prisoners..... And the fucking Japs fully intended to slaughter every one of them......if we invaded. And lets not forget the fucking Japs and the Bataan March.... Gosh, hope I haven't offended anyone in here! Damn right it was worth it! ________________________________________ Don't go away mad....just go away!
  12. Damn....I love my Spincter....as my beloved packer calls it! My first jump on a Spectre (demo) ka'od my azz and I woke up see the stars...kind of like the cartoon dudes. So what the hell...I bought one & have about 600 junps on it. It's great rag. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  13. Ok.....I've got three Quincys and one Rantoul under my belt.... I just want to know, do you feel as if the WFFC is dying a slow death or is it slowly rebuilding after the move? And if you were there this time.....how busy was it? Thanks Don't go away mad....just go away!
  14. Kind of leads into my next question....how many are there? And do you think the WFFC is dying? Don't go away mad....just go away!
  15. Lets see....if Billary er Hillary were on fire........ Would I piss on her to put it out? I don't think so 'cause it would be a waste of good beer...... So I can't really vote for her either....... Don't go away mad....just go away!
  16. Let's see...the fucking Japs were holding 250,000 war prisoners..... And the fucking Japs fully intended to slaughter every one of them......if we invaded. And lets not forget the fucking Japs and the Bataan March.... Gosh, hope I haven't offended anyone in here! Damn right it was worth it! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  17. Along time ago Southwest Airlines understood that you don't make money on the ground....you make money when you're in the air. Hence the cattle car hurry up and board. As long as I can remeber they have never had a crash aka fatality. Granted theyare a no frills...but shit buy a $20 steak and take it aboard. And for the most part they are a bunch of sassy bastards....I like 'em Don't go away mad....just go away!
  18. Yahoooooooooooooooooooo! What day are we planning to make this meat bomb go? I'm drinking beer, eating lots of pasta....cause I lost 2 pounds.....but I'll gain it back...and 20 more Please don't kick me off of the team 'caus I'm floaty! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  19. Damn house cats started pissing on my gear bag....soaked through to the rig. Took several washings of everything to rid the cat piss odor. This is not a cat joke. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  20. Best get my lead weights out..... Don't want to get floaty with this bunch. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  21. I got slammed by a Dust/Dirt Devil (without the telltale dirt funnel) about 5 years ago. Opened normally & when I was at about 3-400 feet...I got slammed & run over by something. Knocked the toggles out of my hands....left side of the canopy folds under. All sorts of bad shit is happening. Instictively I reach up and grab what I can (rear risers) and start pulling/pumping...shit I am falling FAST! All of a sudden the main reinflates & I am flying again! So I swivel my head around and notice that I am power line high on the left...about 40ft. Land the canopy.....chunk the rig....walk over to the golf pro shop next door & get several beers! After all it was my first dirt/dust devil slammmmmmm Don't go away mad....just go away!
  22. Fuck 'em....and they say that we are nuts. I see these shitheads weaving in and out of highway traffic everyday. Let's kill'em the Commanche way: Strip 'em, stake 'em and then slowly burn'em to death via hot coals on the stomach....a very excruciating death...... As I said before......fuck 'em Don't go away mad....just go away!
  23. Did a three way...nothing fancy just a fun dive. Break off normal. I opened at 3 grand. Looked around and spotted the other canopies. One canopy appeared to be bow tied. I noticed a black line (bridle) going down to the skydiver's shoulder. The canopy is swinging like a pendulem. Just back and forth nothing radical. Skydiver chops the main...reserve does it's job....we land....etc. I find the main in the adjacent field. The left brake handle and the hackey are tied together as in a knot. So I wasn't seeing things....anyone every hear of such a bizzare mal? Thanks in advance.... Don't go away mad....just go away!
  24. Who says white guys don't jump? Don't go away mad....just go away!
  25. The base is a smoking. Now all we need is the Hooter's Skydiving Babes to rodeo us!!!!!!!!! Or is it the Stroh's Skydiving Bikini Babes? Or just any Babes wanting to rodeo the big guys? HA HA HA.....I'm going mad .......... Don't go away mad....just go away!