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  1. maxmadmax
    I saw a guy bounce at Quincy in 99. The winds were smoking and hell even I was standing down. I look up and this guy is running downwind at 100 ft or so over the tents by the sport accuracy area. He reaches up, grab a left toggle hooks it hard. I start screaming AMBULANCE before he hits. The guy hits God awful hard. Like a sack of potatos thrown off of a 4 story building......... He impacts a tent and God knows what kind of hurt he suffered. All he had to do was take a downwind landing and maybe break a foot or buy beer that night..... All I can say is SHIT! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Count my lightweight ass in...... 6'7" & 270 w/o gear....... Am I a hummingbird? Floater? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I want your Spectre....is it for sale? Got a 230 and want to shrink down......... Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    As far as speed goes...he was hauling ass! As far as the ISSA rules go...can't wear weights. It's all a function of drag, weight, presented cross sectional area & air density. I admire the ISSA rules for the 1000 meter gate. (2800 -1800 meters) But I don't want to be hauling ass at 5400 ft. And by the way......I hit 320 mph. No problem. But it's higher than the rules allow. Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I load my #1 Spectre @ 1.3.......no problems ever. I load my #2 Spectre @ 1.7.......again no problems Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I don't have a problem with him spitting on her! But I agree with you as he should have stood there and waited for the cops to haul him off. I was 16 years old when Hanoi Jane sat her sorry ass in the anti aircraft gun. My Dad was flying in 'Nam then. Here's my logical equation: Jane Fonda + Aircraft Gun = Sorry Bitch. She's feeling guilty as hell! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I use a packer as a golfer would utilize a caddy. But I ask around and find out the best ones. I don't like to see my rig slung around! Ahhhhhhhh.......my best ever is 'Becca at the WFFC. Smoooooooooooooooooth openings. Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    2800 meters you enter the gate and then @ 1800 meters you got to break! I'll admit it right now right here.....that's too damn low to be hauling azz...... I'm scared....... Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    My first demo was a Spectre.....hard opening....knocked my ass out....saw stars and then awoke..... So that's why I bought one! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    It was my 800th jump....my Dad took the ride and I did a Hop n Pop.... My Dad was a Nam chopper pilot with 10,000 hours. He died 3 weeks later from cancer. But just to remember his smile from the ride....... Well, hell that goes a long ways........ Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Todd Todd falls like a rock has come a long way....... Congrats to the scrambles & hospitality. Moon 'ON Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Well it wasn't in the back of an airplane. But if ya'll remember @ WFFC 1999 the hay bales for the sports accuracy were rearranged to resemble a giant hand with the middle finger extended. We actually had to interrupt a young couple doing the nasty so that we could obtain the hay bales for the middle finger. Excuse me but can you hunch it up somewhere else? We need these bales! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I've hit 320 mph in a heads down and 287 in a stand. The speed guys go thru a gate....2800 to 1800 meters. Now that's SCARY...hauling ass at 5400 ft....... Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I've demo'd 4 canopies and have always had excellent service and excellent attitude....... The problem is your attitude......... Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I read this joke on the wall of a Toronto bookstore. Question: What kind of meat do priests eat? Answer: Nun! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    If in doubt do the following..... 1. Drink a couple of shots of that cough syrup with the gold flakes in it. 2. Grab a roll of duct tape and do the round de round. 3. If it hurts repeat step # 1 until it doesn't Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I also love speed. My personal best is 320 mph in a heads down and 278 mph in a stand. God I love this sport! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Absolutley! When & if this "DeadWeight" drops....you know that I will have briefed the pilot on what we have and what we plan to do. And we may even have to purchase a couple of extra ghost seats to compensate. Release the meatbombs................. Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    ahhhhh.... a light weight......I'll give up a few pounds! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Greetings to all of my Skydiving Brothers & Sisters! We are trying to put a One Ton Eight Way together. We are talking about a 2000+ pound meat bomb here! Anyone interested here in Dropzone.com? We are trying to organize this dive in Texas....SDH to be precise. If you have an interest in doing this heavy way.....email me & we'll put it together. If it doesn't make here then I'll see you & your lbs. at the WFFC to try it! Best Regards, maxmadmax Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    I believe that Chuck Akers & entire family does the skydiving thing............. Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Air Travel Joke

    maxmadmax replied to Douva's topic in The Bonfire

    Damn good joke.....actually it's a great joke!!! With your permission, I have claimed it as my own! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Hmmm $610 in funny money = about $420 USA. Damn you got a discount! You don't get a discount here. As far as your radar detector goes......tough shit. You should try and tote a handgun into Canada. You'll do hardtime! I've hauled potato cannons around in my Saturn. The damned thing stretched form my windshield all the way to my hatchback. I've got it covered with a towel up front to hide it. Man Oh Man we had a great time. I imported Texas Size potato cannon technology up there and everyone loved it. Even the local cops came out to watch the shooting of the spud cannon.! Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    Cannabis? Ccuban? Don't go away mad....just go away!
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    In a commercial jet, you feel more comfortable sitting on the floor by the door........... And when landing you think FLAIR!!!!!!!! Don't go away mad....just go away!