raftman
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Very nice. But way too long for jump run. I like my short version: "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up!"
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She also forgot a personal favorite of mine: The Horizontal Bop!
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Silly me, and all this time I just thought it was the hypoxia.
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Damned foreigners! I bet they bring the cold with them, they always do. Just Kidding, come on out and play!
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My favorite bumper stickers seen in the state of Mass: My guns have killed less people than Ted Kenedy's car and: Ted Kennedy:Great Senator, Lousy Date!
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Yeah, Nikki, whats up with the ignore mode? You missed out on unlimited free margaritas last night at Agave.
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Yeah, we've had them Robert, we just haven't told you about them. Just kidding!!
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Yes, I work in Richardson, lots of good places to eat and drink!
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Como esta Mi chaquita caliente?
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No, but, uhhh, I think I might start.
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.........her nickname is DAAYUUM!!
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This is you first post? Who the hell are you anyway?
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I can no longer afford Hamberger Helper, now I use Helper Helper.
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Years ago I used to own a car just like the one in the movie, baby blue w/a dark blue strip down the side. Great car, wish I owned it today!
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Law officer killed in 2009: Cpl. Norman Smith-Dallas TX. This year ain't starting out too good.
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Mine was pretty good, i've been playing the drum set my niece got all morning, All I got was a pair of socks and a piece of ass..... And they were both too big!
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Hey! I bought myself the same present last week. See ya there!
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Hey Nikki, Push the Bush!!
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Don't tase me Bro!
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Marge: "Homer, your boss says if you don't come in today, don't bother to show up Monday." Homer: "Woo Hoo 4 day weekend!"
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Sorry, but SDD is closed from Dec 22-Jan 1 for the holidays. You might try N. Tex. Skydivng Center in Caddo Mills. Good people there. Prolly the same distance, no turbines though.
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Doesn't Yugo mean Pinto in Serbian.
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They're driving me crazy with their use of there!
raftman replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Don't get me started on young'uns talk these days. Every time one of em fucks up they say "Oops, my bad!" WTF DOES THAT MEAN? I always ask em "Your bad what?" Usual answer: "Huh?" -
I heard Lorena Bobbitt was in an accident on the freeway the other day.................. Some dick cut her off!
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I recall reading or hearing somewhere that the HIM originated in the military. Yeah, imagine that!