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I'll have a mint julep please.
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Was there something wrong with your horn?
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April 19th - why was it so special?
raftman replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
1987 The Simpsons make their television debut in the short "Good Night" a segment for The Tracey Ullman Show. -
You gotta be shittin' me!
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They already have it in their Incidents forum: Oh yeah, what are they talking about? His gear? Wingloading? And did he burn the site?
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Sounds more like a BASE incident to me.
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Was that a Catholic church??? Yeah, it was, and in front of the Sunday School!
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I'm sorry to break this to you, but easter has been called off. They found the body!
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How to make an AFF instructor happy?
raftman replied to sebinoslo's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yeah, what Tom said. That and buy beer, lotsa beer! -
John Holmes
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Work? fuck that, it's Friday afternoon, you should be thinking about your jumping this weekend. Getcha ya some Nikki, it'll make you a better skydiver! OTOH maybe he does live with his mother. Come out and jump with me after work today and you'll be ready for the weekend.
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How to reuse a condom: Hold it upside down and shake the fuck out of it!
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Yeah, just behind the hot wasabi green peas.
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I had sex with a schizophrenic once, she was a great couple of gals.
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It's a remote control for the gumballs you silly girl!
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Anger management classes JUST PISS ME OFF!!!!!
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Can I take anyone to dinner in Dallas on Sat. night?
raftman replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
Those damned foreigners always bring the crappy weather with 'em when they come down! Last weekend was great, beautiful weather, good jumps and NO foreigners!! Just Kidding- Come on out and play, we'll keep our fingers crossed for lower winds. -
I don't think they can kill, put out an eye maybe. And we all know what happens then!
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ANYTHING can be made freefly friendly! The shirt I'm wearing right now in my office is freefly friendly: it has button down collars.................
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It's too bad Flat Stanley hasn't been logging his jumps, he's prolly B license qualified by now!
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*Raises hand* That would be me, better up there than down here.
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Flat Stanley has been around a long time. Some of us took him jumping out of ballons, jets, helicopters, and other boring aircraft at the WFFC-1999.
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I think it's Canadian, eh?
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C'mon Ron, get with the times. Nobody goes "postal" anymore, thats so 1990's. Nowadays we go "High school"!
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That too, and sometimes NO sounds like GO!