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NEWS FLASH: Michael Jackson is still dead! That is all.
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Yikes! By the looks of her there had BETTER be some drugs and alcohol involved.
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Hey, just a tip for ya: Don't fry bacon naked.
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Yeah, but you guys drive on the wrong side of the road too.
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At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on July 8th of this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again. But you knew that right?
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Is this a fucking joke? Fixed it for ya
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Is this recommendation from experience? And if so, are you talking 55 gal. drums or the cheap plastic garbage cans?
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During the day I will be jumping. At night I plan on taking part in an All-American activity: I'm going to blow stuff up!
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Please name this and any other "Family oriented" DZs so that I will know which ones to avoid.
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I just watched Farrah on The Dating Game on Youtube. She picked bachelor #2. Bachelor #3 was a "parachutist" named Paul Knuckles (sp?) from Johnson City, Tenn. Anybody know him?
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Pull your finger? No, thats for little girl farts. Pull my ARM!
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Come on out anyway, wheelchairs are easy to roll out of a CASA.
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"If yer gonna pack fast, ya better pull high" is just a mantra that I preach to the noobs that are learning to pack. PP a higher risk? Don't know about that. I PP and have had only 1 mal. (lineover) 2700+ jumps ago.
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I saw Willie Nelson eating breakfast in a restaurant across the street from Cowboy sadium before a game one time. I asked him if he was going to the game. He said "Yeah, Go Cowboys!" So I told him "Go cowboys, see ya at the game Willie". My brothers bimbo girlfriend asked me if I knew that guy. I told her "Yeah that was Willie Nelson, everybody knows Willie". She said she wanted to go back and get his autograph, I told her to leave that man alone, he's eating breakfast. He must not have gotten much sleep the night before, his eyes looked kinda tired.
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What happened to question #3? Pack fast........ Pull high
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Southernese.
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Every day is a good day when you're on the right side of the dirt.
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Those are all fine if ya like sissy cars. Check out the Dakar Rally sometime.
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Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Roll 'em if ya don't. Oh yeah, too late!
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OK ya got 2 guys on opposite sides of the world. 1 guy is tight rope walking between the 82nd floors of 2 buildings. The other guy is getting a BJ from an 85 year old toothless woman. What are both men thinking? "Don't look down, Don't look down, Don't look down."
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Is that an AN-2?
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Yeah, I was.......... You know me too well Nikki.
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Cinco De Mayo is on the 5th this year. I never got this holiday either. A holiday that commemorates the Mexican army's defeat of the French. Everybody beats the French!
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"Yay, and O Lord if I do fuck this up, let me do so with blinding speed, before anyone notices."