Tinkerbelle

Hello Austria, You know of all the Europeans I like Austrians the best! They are the friendliest and the cutest! Do you know a guy named Hansi Shneburger? I think I met him in Eloy about 4 years ago at the World Cup, some time before, or soon there after. He also had a buddy with him, Mike, who was a swat team kind of guy with lots of cool stories to tell! They were both much fun, as they say in broken English! If you know of either of them tell them the girl with the long blond braids from Eloy wants to say Hi and hear back from them. I would love to hear about what ever happened to them. The guys were into skysurfing and videoing skysurfing!

Go to bed! What are you doing awake at this hour?! Rehab is for quitters.

Let me get this straight.... Casually translated you say... More there is cheese, more there are holes, more there are holes, less there is cheese, therefore, more there is cheese, less there is cheese. Is that what you were trying to say? Please explain. Ya lost me there! I'm into metaphores, but that one takes the cake!

Boys and girls, now you don't have to spend any money to look nice and smell pretty. All it takes is a positive attitude, a bucket of water, some soap, and maybe a lotion to soften the skin and keep it from drying, itching, cracking, and ageing. And yes, a cheap pair of clippers from the speedy mart is all a manicure takes. So often it is the case, and I am not beyond this, that whenever you are not feeling very pretty inside, you neglect your upkeep, and it shows. Remember the Startrack episode with Harry Mudd who supposedly had beauty crystals that would render beauties out of old hags? Harry Mudd was trying to sell his beauties for a high price to the miners on a planet.Tragedy struck when Harry Mudd supposedly ran out of the crystals just in time to leave the ladies behind. Of course Capt. Kirk in his infinite wisdom figured out that the crystals Harry Mudd had been giving the women were just sugar crystals, placebos if you will. The miners and the women were both very angry since Harry had essentially pawned off duds to the miners, and the women were devastated that they would have to remain ugly hags forever more. It wasn't till Kirk stepped in to remind the ladies that all that time they had been beautiful, which they imagined was the work of some pill, all that had in fact sustained their beauty was their own sense of self confidence and inner beauty. Once they finally recognized that, they once again metamorphasized into the beauties thay had imagined had been generated by Mudd's crystals. Once they had their own sense of inner confidence and inner beauty they remained so beautiful from there on in, without the necessity of any product or substitute. It's all about finding and sustaining a sense of inner beauty that shines out from within. Nothing external need even be applied, not even makeup ladies! I never wear it myself, never had, and never will! Inner beauty can not be applied externally, sought from a pill, or purchased for any price, it's free and comes from within!

Sorry, just trying to figure out how to twist all the knobs and push all the buttons! Here is a very cute picture of the MAN, Carl, I think is so fabulously gorgeous! He is the one on the left, facing out! I have no idea who is on the right, some enigma I suspect! Rehab is for quitters.

Sorry, just trying to figure out how to twist all the knobs and push all the buttons! Here is a very cute picture of the MAN I think is so fabulously gorgeous! He is the one on the left, facing out! I have no idea who is on the right, some enigma I suspect! Rehab is for quitters.

Rehab is for quitters.

Well, aren't you riskee! My birthday suit has buttons! Rehab is for quitters.

Is that outfit you are wearing in your picture something you designed?

Please do, let's have a little fun! Rehab is for quitters.

Gee, if that's a picture of you, maybe you ought to hold off on the haircuts for a couple of years! You sound like a great guy, charming in fact, being sensitive enough to be inquisitive! I don't cut my nails that often, just when they start to obscure my finger tips. I don't know why women cripple themselves with long nails. You might as well poke your eyes out or cut off your tongue. The finger tips are so sensitive and sensual, it seems quite a shame to prevent their exposure and essentially eliminate such a tremendous amount of potential sensory input. As per your shaving, I do pity your being male. I would not want any facial hair, but I sure would hate to have to shave my face! I am not one to judge that! I am by no means a girly girl, so I don't know all the criterion for these so-called meteros. I am just having fun here discussing it. But I would say, if you were one you would probably know it!

You wanna hear a funny one?... Dav3e Ruckert (and yes, he has a subscript 3 in his name) and I were sitting at a restaurant at Friday Harbor, in the San Juan Islands just North West of Seattle, Washington, after skydiving into someone's backyard with about 40 other people. We asked our waiter what his name was, to which he replied, "I'm Dustin." I looked at Dav3e then back at the waiter and replied, "No you're not, you're pickin' up plates!" Everyone chuckled. Then Dav3e with his infinite wit chimed in, "He just thinks he's Dustin 'cause his Mother and Father swept together!" At this the whole restaurant burt out laughing! Guess you had to be there.... Rehab is for quitters.

Just my opinion, but I tend to differentiate taking care of oneself from ego-centrism. You can have a big ego, crave a lot of attention, and still be a smelly, disorganized slob! Contrarily, you can also take good care of your skin, your hair, and your health, and still be quite humble, which is my idea of the ideal man! Neither are the two synonymous, nor are they mutually exclusive. They may be related, but not always.

Quite the contrary in fact. That guy never had a Mom to take care of and do for him. He learned to be his own Mother and do for himself, all by himself, something far more men should learn! Maybe it is the case that most non-metero men had their Mom's do too much for them, so once on their own they did not know how to take care and do for themselves! Things that make you go hmmmm....

Who's Annie? Is she after Carl too? Why I'll scratch her eyes out! Wow, what a stud muffin to have so many women and more astoundingly even so many men after his sweetness! Gee, I'll bet all you guys wish you could be more like Carl!

Bob Sinclaire is the coolest old fart you will ever meet, if you are ever so privileged to do so! He is the innovator of modern skydiving phtotgraphy in addition to other contributions. He has logbooks and photo albums dating back all the way to his days doing the 1st ariel stunt work ever done for the series RIPCORD. If you ever have the privilege to run into the guy, be sure to ask him to share with you his photo albums and memoirs. He even knew Tiny Brodrick, the first parachutist, and yes, she was a woman! While Bob still tries to make at least a couple jumps/week, he is getting old. It is very important that someone who is literary minded find some way to secure his memoirs, stories, and photo albums, and discussions there of for our sport's history and archives. If something should ever happen to Bob, much skydiving history will be lost with him! Respect and listen to your elders, for they have so much to share, and from them we all have so much to learn!

You wanna hear something even cuter? Metero men don't throw on yesterday's old, smelly jeans and an old T-shirt off the top of the pile! In the morning they care about what you are going to wear as much as you do and even take the time to carefully pick out something so you two will match! Is that cute of what?! It is so much more alluring to snuggle up to a man who smells nice and is all clean and pressed! Maybe it's just a case of opposites attracting. I always wish I could be more attentive to my appearance, so I tend to like a guy who does that sort of thing, hoping it will rub off! It's encouraging to be around a man who takes care of himself, as then you tend to be inspired to do more of the same for yourself, which is always a good thing!

Oh, but I still contend that you can be a meterosexual male and still be as much a manly man as any other, even more so in some instances, since not only do most have everything else in their life under control, but they even have or at least take the time to pamper themselves and you as well. I think it's great when a guy plops me up on his counter and breaks out more skin care products than I have ever seen, then sets about softly applying lotion to my face! Is that romantic or what? Not only is he showing you that he cares, but he is doing something to make you feel and look healthier. What would the more manly man you mentioned do instead? I am not being critical, I am just curious. Please inform me. What makes a manly man in your eyes? I am into manly men. I love that manly musk. My only gripe about the metero male is that often you are deprived of that manly musk since they can wear the same shirt for days and still it smells like fresh laundry.

Do you or does anyone happen to know Lenny The Leaping Lemur's Team funnel and/or Team Flail number?

You know, that dreamboat Carl Daugherty is not only the most manly man I have ever met, far more macho and secure in his manhood and personal accomplishment than any other man I have ever met, but he is also quite the meterosexual. I think it is fabulous that a man takes care of his skin and his personal appearance and hygiene. The way he takes care of himself in a good indication of how he takes care of everything else in his life including all of his personal belongings and any of the people in his life as well. That is why even though Carl is as old as dirt, he still looks better and has a finer physique than any other 20ish or 30ish guy I have ever seen! Hooray for the meterosexuals. Stand up and be proud! Who wants a man who has dirty, dry, cracking skin, rumpled clothes, and smells like an old, rotten sox? We women love men who look pretty, iron their shorts, and have silky, soft, sweet smelling skin. That's why all the women always complain that all the good looking guys are gay. Women like a man who takes care of himself. It's all the more appealing! More men ought to consider indulging in their femanine side. They would definitely get more chicks! Rehab is for quitters.

Yes, Lenny The Leaping Lemur has his Team Funnel # from Chicago, and was even on the board in the Team Funnel corner. He joined that illustrious group during the Nationals when he participated on Roger Nelson's gold medal winning team STL (Share The Love). He signed many a log book that day leaving him with a cramp in his tail, as I recall. I can't remember the number however. I belive it's somewhere in his logbook. Maybe someone could look it up in the roster and let us know, just for the record. He is also a proud member of the reputable Team Flail from Eloy! I don't remember that number either, but it must be on record somewhere. Maybe someone could refresh his memory as per that accreditation as well.

Gee, that Carl sure is fuzzy! Is he warm too?

Oh yeah! You mean Carl's little monkey friend Lenny The Leaping Lemur! He's quite famous! He's got his Freak Brother's number, his Team Funnel and Team Flail numbers, He's a member of The Flying Hellfish, the Muff Brothers, and a Rodriquez brother, "The Whole Encilada Rodriguez". He also got a gold medal of Roger Nelson's STL "Share The Love" team at Nationals 2 years ago. I've got nothing on him! How can I compete with Carl's monkey?

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Look out! It's a jungle out there! But you are at a distinct advantage. I don't know what the ratio is of man:women these days any more, since there are more and more girls around every day, but still you as a feline are in the minority. This can be intimidating, but it's a good thing! Just hope the hubby is secure, since you will be the Queen from here on in. Don't let it go to your head, just enjoy! And whatever you do, don't be impressed with all the egos! The bigger the ego, the smaller the man covering up his own insecurities!