Frenchy68

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  1. Andy Warhol's Dracula. Early John Waters w/Divine: Pink Flamingos, Mondo Trasho "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  2. Frenchy68

    bungy jumping

    That and the fact that from 100ft, boulders don't look friendly! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  3. Frenchy68

    bungy jumping

    I jumped from 100ft once. Frontal, back and ankle. I have been scared of heights ever since... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  4. Is it like a jellyfish sting? If so, just get somebody to pee in your eye. Or vinegar, whichever is more convenient. How is someone peeing in vinegar going to improve her terminal condition? Good one. Got me. I don't think it's gonna work anyhow cause the preparation H is gonna shrink her eye socket and she'll never get the glass eye back in there without some stretching exercises. If she grinds the glass eyeball into fine numbered pieces, and snorts them pieces in sequence, the eyeball should be able to reconstruct itself in the socket. The mucus gathered while the pieces travel through the sinus should hold the whole thing together quite solidly. Me think. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  5. (((((SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK)))))) "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  6. Is it like a jellyfish sting? If so, just get somebody to pee in your eye. Or vinegar, whichever is more convenient. How is someone peeing in vinegar going to improve her terminal condition? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  7. Oh! Does it HAVE to be a woman? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  8. JP, are you partial to facial hair? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  9. You're hot. I mean it. Really. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  10. I see you are not afraid to express your originality in taste, and I like that in you.
  11. Be more specific. Any preferred features? I'd get you lisamariewillbe, but she's busy experimenting with elephant semen. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  12. Stop hitting on me. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  13. Barely. I only pimp her for body shots and on week ends. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  14. We'll pour a couple of apple martinis into Rosa, that should do it. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  15. Right here, fear not. I have seen many cases like yours, GFD. Unfortunately, at this advanced stage of contamination, there is nothing that can be done. You should be put to sleep immediately. Then your decomposing body should be given to Shotgun, who is studying at UC Mengele, so she can practice lobotomies and enemas. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  16. Does the "coolest skydiver" title involve any kind of skydiving ability? Or can I just pose with my shades on by the Tiki bar? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  17. Caliente!!! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  18. i think that's what rosa said to do if you ever snuck up on me. anyway, don't let semantics get in the way of a friendly competition. this has been going on for yeeeeeeeears. he's a closet redneck. edited to add: AND you're older than me! so hmmmmmmp. put that in your dragplane and smoke it. Thanks, I needed a good slapping, Miss April! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  19. I still like boys... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  20. Yeah, but he's got more posts than you, and in the sport of skydiving, that's what really matters. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  21. SUcking up to him is not going to to sway him away from Roy the Boy Toy. Nice try though... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  22. Alpha-Y to you, sweetie. Don't know yet. Call me when you're near, I'll let you know. Main Street & Rose as a general area. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  23. Sipping cocktails watching the sunset tonight. Other than the potty mouthed midget, the Lineless Wonder and myself, any one else interested? Be here or be queer. Talking about queer, Keith, where are you? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  24. Is there a digest version of this post available anywhere? It was my pleasure. You would have done the same for me.