Scoop
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Mate, the more 'mature' of my clients love these balls. I like it when they take their teeth out, pull them into their gummy mouths and hum. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM
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Dealing with fat chicks that ask if they are fat when they really are fat
Scoop replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Its impossible. They know when your lying and also get offended when you tell the truth. Only way to avoid it is to throw yourself down the stairs to divert attention. Either way your fucked -
You fucking slander monkey. You wont be safe at my DZ, I'm gonna piss on you while your asleep and curl one out on your rig Sleep with one eye open
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Anyway you faggot, when you coming to walk the plank out of our Let? Be sweeet mate
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I was talking to Andy on his level
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Lick my sweaty nut sack ya scurvy dog! YARRRRRR!
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there alright. Couldn't name a single song. But I remember them being OK
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Dude I love hardcore, but never let me get caught in the moment. OK! 'Start the lawnmower' LMAO Did anyone hear Breeze & Styles 'your shining' mixing in the background!? Fuck yeah! AV IT!
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This is why you shouldn't do E! This guys a hero! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dontdoe.html
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I was going to jump my tits off, but still couldn't afford the BPA membership/club membership and jump tickets all in one go. So postpone that plan for another week or two when no dubt the weather will be poo
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How are mince pies eastery?!
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I'd be prepared to pay for DVD if quality of trailer was anything to go by. Just hopefully less half naked swedish men in the DVD
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Erm mate... too much detail. That was you wasn't it
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I think there was also some religious crap to do with easter. Something to do with an erection and someone being cross... or some shit.
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Hey asshole! Got my first payment today. CASH! Not bad considering I only started yesterday
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For those that care (not many I know) I got new job! Finally, been out of work since November. Last Jump was December Gone back to my humble engineering roots and got 5 year minimum contract in mechanical engineering as CNC machine setter and gonna get taught CAD/CAM work too. Proper traineeship with good Qualifications Im so excited. Good pay with as many hours as I like = MORE JUMPING!!! And because I start at 6am I can be finished by 2pm if I want to... handy with summer coming! Cruise to the DZ after work and jump the afternoon away. Crash out then repeat again Saturday/Sunday! Sure I can slot time in for the woman somewhere!
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Hey, I just find it funny someone gone to the trouble of doing it. I got numb ass when i watched lord of the rings after 1 hour. I cant sit still after landing on my arse skating too many times! Not because I've been bummed.. ok!
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http://home.planet.nl/~beekv044/TheyreTakingTheHobbitsToIsengard.wmv
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So many inappropriate jokes... so many forum rules By manageable I mean... nice to handle
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I like nice small manageable boobs!
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http://eclectech.co.uk/guantanamobay.php
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I feel your pain. Maybe we could start a support group
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You gotta love this http://eclectech.co.uk/pettingzoo.php
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Nice sit shes got there future freefly camera girl! WOO!