billeisele

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  1. Unless it was in Boston. was thinkin' LP, can't get lost on the prairie with these Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. demo practice for race day starts soon: hotel - meals - and entertainment covered, no lines, no ticket required, best seat in the house, get paid - they win Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  3. this would brighten up any skydive party clickly Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. OK fine, but it sure helps keep the mold and mildew away Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. i thought men were the only ones that could think with their "little heads" Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. where is the West bank - in New York - might be one KFC stand for - well he got that one right I think that many Americans have stopped listening to the news and reading the newspaper because the reports are so biased I love to listen to CNN and Headlines News and then the same stories on BBC - the coverage is very different Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. and you know this because??? and don't make up some lame answer like, my friend told me!! Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. while doing a tandem, the passenger asks, "How many of these do you have to do before you can jump by yourself?" answer: "This is number 10, if the landing is OK then I can jump by myself." Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. so what happens after an elbow to the nose, chop across the throat and the laptop goes sailing out the door smashing on the tarmac? who gets to sue who? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. this seems to be an issue of personal health, if the illness is not widely contagious (like TB, smallpox, etc.) then the government should stay out of it, seems that the government role should be education and access to the meds for the financially disadvantaged thru local health clinics Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. they are only friends until you get hungry Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  12. women really want more shoes Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. creating flowcharts to explain stuff like this - Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. for the old timers and small DZs "Mags Hot?" Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. Don't dare me Edit.... OOOPS....NSFW!!!!!!!!!! i sure hope that old "love is blind" saying is true, that was truly sic Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. around $1.86 (Shell) here, just got home from dallas where it is $1.98 - that does not make any sense unless the state gasoline taxes are higher get a Mastercard branded by Shell, no annual fee and a 5% discount on Shell gas, and 1% on all other purchases I canceled my 2 airline credit cards and now use this, i figure by the time I spend $25K (the amount of cash to get 25K airline miles that would equal a free ticket if there were any award seats available) i will have received over $650 in direct discounts Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  17. bullshit yes, the trailer is weighted down in the back as for a caption - "sure is tight but not very deep" Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  18. well here I am sitting in a crappy hotel in Dallas, reading this stuff, after drinking at dinner in the West End and going through a drive-thru beer store get that a drive-thru beer store, TX rocks, we need those in south carolina guess i should be pissed that no one asked for an ID Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. my number used to be one off from a dating service, off course it never rang until 1 AM, guys lookin for a date (yea right), it is amazing what info they will give you when they are horny, stuff like me- OK, what are you looking for as long as she is cute and not taller than me me- how tall are you six foot with my shoes on me- will you leave your shoes on or take them off usually take them off me- so you want a 5'10" or shorter right yes me- OK, for how long rest of the night me- night is over, it is morning now huh, well a couple hours me- you mean two hours or really 30 minutes well probably, uh, do you have to talk first me- only if you want to, it is $50 plus $100 an hour can you get 1/2 hour me- no it is one hour minimum, clock starts when they leave to meet you well i'm downtown, want one hour me- ok, that is $150, what is your credit card number and these idiots give you the number fortunately they went out of business or changed there number Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. Cross-country jump! John has it right - when it is too windy to jump you do a cross country. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. apparently not, it was on our local news tonite - as if it was a local story - phone started ringing Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. that is almost unbelievable, time to drop the hammer on all of em Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. good observations, my thoughts were - #1 bikes need lovin' too #2 he's hopeless but exercise might help her #3 at least he is carrying one beer! #3 Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. so which one wins the Man-of-the-Year Award? and why should he win Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  25. you and me brother a 22 also, thought you were reading those massage books? don't let your wife take this it will embarass us all Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.