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North or South London???? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

at work...... bored all morning... nothin happening... pub at lunchtime... 4 beers...... didn't wanna leave.... Anyone else ever feel this way ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

good! Glad you didn't.. Anyway, jesus is crucified, up on his cross, he spots John his desciple. "john, John" he shouts. John suddenly hears and starts to make his way towards the cross. "master, master" he cries. On his way he is stoned, battered, kicked and thrown to the ground. He picks himself up and carries on. He is then beaten, kicked and stoned some more until he eventually reaches the base of the cross at the top of the mound, bloodied and beaten. "you know what, I can see your house from up here" says Jesus

RIGHT... We want a similar attachment or exact location from as many people as poss. Will then collate all and produce a grand map with everyones username and location listed. I'm working right through until Wednesday next so I got plenty time on my hands

Level 4 AFF, this year in Spain. Did all that was required, Alex (bless you mate) my instructor gave thumbs up in front of me, had time to look around and down, fell into light cloud, everything went white out. Suddenly, the ground started to appear through the mist. Think that no matter what or how I jump from now on, that will forever live in my mind. GOOD TIDINGS TO ALL AT S/D SPAIN AND ALL DZ.COMMERS, ST ANDREWS AND STRATHALLAN (AND ALL GUESTS WHO AINT REGISTERED YET) ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

Would he then say... "Oh great, it's something you've always wanted" ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

It's a NASA sat image. I work for a newspaper, got it from our image library. Check THIS one.... ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

And here is....... 20 things you can only say at christmas. 1 I prefer breasts to legs. 2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3 Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5 I've never seen a better spread! 6 I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7 Are you ready for seconds yet? 8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10 Don't play with your meat! 11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14 You still have a little bit on your chin. 15 How long will it take after you put it in? 16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

You anywhere near Antwerp. Went there for a stag thing Gotta say that it has the most beautiful Train Station I have seen. (I aint no train spotter) ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

Amazing how I manage to miss the snow every year ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

News today is: The Beckhams have hired a £1000 per day Butler to (get this) WRAP their presents, then to OPEN them for them on christmas day! Oooooooooh the exhuberance ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

I see from your poll that you don't want to claim the French, either. _______________________________________________________________ That's because when they are asked to stand aup and be counted, the'yre nowhere to be found "It's better to live forever on your kness, than to die on your feet" ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

Really depends on whether you buy cheap shite, or spend some proper money on a 'Proper' CPU and infinitely mopre advanced operating system.

Not Suitable for Macintosh ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

N.S.F.M ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

It's PAT McGroin and PHIL McRacken

well why not try one of these...... http://southernfood.about.com/library/holiday/blxm11.htm ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

man! Ther's someone out there as bored and sad as I am...... or do you have kids?

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I've always fancied..... Myles na Gopaleen

Hey, ship her to the UK. This is what will happen..... The figures for deaths from the cold for pensioners are given out by the National Office for Statistics (website here http://www.statistics.gov.uk/default.asp ) and the figure of some 21,800 old folk dying through the cold is not determined by examining the causes of death. The figures are called 'Excess winter mortality' ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

Hey! There's always one I'm coming to your land in March to do a bit 'o' skiing (Saas Fee) Hope you're at work then ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

What T F is the point in witholding her surname, Her picture and location are both available "Their personalities are the same" ..... MY ARSE! F*&^ing idiot ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk

My 'New Yaer' aint so bad..... I'm off from the 28th Dec till 5th Jan. Work 1 day, then it's off to play in the Paris wind tunnel ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk