MikeMcLean

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  1. I'm with the announcers and think that Brown will be out for several games. I figured nearly 2 full seconds between Hudler getting rid of the puck and the hit; completely unacceptable and league should agree. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  2. Hostel Saw (the first one, the rest are just OK) The Hills Have Eyes It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  3. You could say that about many bars, all sporting events, concerts, etc. It's a darn shame, it is! The 10 Martini's were doubly reimbursable, I was traveling on my wife's company's relocation package since I was meeting her in FL to house-shop and during the layover my company reported a server outage that only I could handle. I was "working" as I was drinking the martini's so that counted as a reimbursable work-meal
  4. Can't root for a SoCal team. And I've got a lot of Detroit fans that I call friends so... Then ya better start thinking about condolences gifts! Condolences for a WC Champion's banner in Joe Louis Arena? Why would that be necessary It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  5. I fell asleep / passed out on the flight, was absolutely zero problem to the flight crew
  6. It depends on how much you can control yourself during the vital few moments of standing in line, presenting your boarding pass, and finding you seat. I once had a delayed flight cause an extended layover and managed to down 10 vodka martini's in about 90 minutes. Needless to say I was drunk enough that driving was out of the question. Through some concentration, minimal talking, and walking slow I got myself onto the plane incident-free. There's no doubt in my mind that i looked either a) slightly drunk or b) very tired or c) some combination of both, but I didn't look d) loaded like I was going to cause a problem on the plane. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  7. Assuming an exclusion of the $20 crack-whore segment (which IMHO wouldn't be "dateable" because of the crack addiction, not the profession), prostitutes as a whole have a far lower incidence of STD infection relative to the general population. Sex workers depend on being healthy in order to ply their trade, and the vast majority of them take great pains to protect their health. In areas where prostitution is legal (which is a different conversation, admittedly), the overall rates of STD's in the surrounding population are lower than average. Nevada has the lowest STD rate of all 50 states, and Mexico is lower than the US average (discounting swine flu, which isn't a STD ) It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  8. fixed that for ya After all Crosby has already shown he's not a match for them, maybe it's Ovechkin's turn to be shown what real hockey is It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  9. Last year, watching Datsyuk and Zetterberg shut down Crosby last year - 6 points in six games - I had to wonder just who it was that decided Crosby was the "star" and future of the NHL. I also had to wonder if that person has been properly prescribed psychiatric medicines. Last night watching the Caps/Rangers games, I have to wonder the same things about whomever crowned Ovechkin, ditto on the psych meds. What I saw last night was lazy play away from the puck, almost no defensive play at all(*), and a few small flashes of what could maybe be called brilliance. Sean Avery of the Rangers outplayed him, ffs. I'm looking forward to the Pens/Caps matchup as a fan, slightly, but not at all in the "watch the best of the best head-to-head" mode that the marketing droids in the NHL front office would propose. (*) The first Rangers goal could easily have been prevented if Ovechkin had been skating and not standing around. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  10. 450 posts minus 438 present in searches = 12 deleted posts. My missing posts ratio (MPR) is therefore: 450 / 12, or 1:37.5 or 2.7% missing This all over 8 years (Friday, actually is my first post anniversary; my first post describing my double-mal 8 years ago yesterday). It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  11. LuckyMcSwervy, after her self-imposed time of good behavior she should be ready, willing, and eager to cut loose banesanura, since someone would have to keep the orgy in line It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  12. Why don't you make a puppy/kill a kitten? And tell us about it in great detail, including photographs It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  13. That always worked for me with her! ;) That was my ex wife lol hahahahahaha
  14. Getting the wife drunk in the hopes of getting lucky It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  15. Now there's an image I won't soon get out of my head It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  16. Nope, no placentas It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  17. Cookbook It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  18. If that's an offer I'll have to pass, unless the wife give permission It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  19. I am doing the Happy Friday Dance....!! You should see me trying to sip my coffee type this and Friday Dance.... THAT would be a web-cam moment Did I mention I am also eating my morning BANANA? How you doing ?? It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  20. Gee, and I thought this would be an Ohioian complaining about being owned by the Red Wings! It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  21. No McSwervy in this thread yet, can it be? is she really behaving ? It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  22. Am I the only one who finds it funny that a greenie is asking a green question ? It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  23. I totally couldn't even stand up in those damn shoes!!!! And I'm a high heels girl, too!!!!!!!! Don't worry, once you learn to walk the walk, heel height won't be a problem. In fact, this could be a great learning opportunity. Maybe if your good, the other two will let you fly video on this one. Incidentally, I can't put my finger on it, but I'd swear that reading the Bonfire has actually brightened my otherwise dreary work day today. Anyone else had their day mysteriously brightened here today? I know my day perked up .... Well something perked up It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  24. Like this It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention
  25. So what is the difference between "not exactly and orgy" and a full-blown orgy? Ummm.... I haven't a clue. Never been to an orgy before. Well what are you waiting for It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention