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  1. i like to leave a little to the imagination.....as little as possible. Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT A-38439
  2. hey lisa, as long as i'm above 3 ft you can push me out.(it's the ground sports that hurt..aka ultimate frisbee!) Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT A-38439
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    pammi/merrick...

    i just printed out the directions. your only 210 miles from where i ll be. i plan on visiting a friend in norman OKla then its only 79 miles. if all goes as planned i may be there next weekend(23-24 june.) or the following(30-june 1 july) i'll look for you. and if i have a chance i'll email you as the time gets closer and plans get clearer. Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT A-38439
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    pammi/merrick...

    hey, i'll be heading out to texas on sunday. after this afternoon i wont be on line for awhile but i'm gonna get directions to your dz from where i'll be . what weekend's are you gonna be there?? i'll try to get there(probably next weekend) hey check it out...i got my license number yesterday!!! Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT A-38439
  5. hey mike--- i will be in tx during that time,too. i'm going to be jumping (in as many places as possible) at dallas. maybe we could plkan a trip and hang out. what are you gooing to dallas for?? i'm going for follow on training for my job. i'll actually be in wichita falls.(75 miles north of dallas) i'm also gonna try to hit some okla dz's i gotta get in touch with pammi&merrick about that though Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT
  6. i'll be there!!! i'll bring beer.(but i wont be able to party too hard. gotta drive to texas sunday oh and about the shirt(from the boobies post) dont worry about wearing one. i'd like it better when youre not
  7. "Back in the day" jtval? How old are you... 23? LOL! i'm not sure i stopped counting. i'm a little older then 23 but i try not to believe it. ---so thats why ozzy was the only geek...that one was beyond me. now i gotcha. Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT
  8. You have started quite a stir with these guys and the boobies. I think it is just envy on their part because we have them and they don't. What do you think?? i agree with ya lisa-- if i had a feminine side...i'd be touching it allthe time bwhhahhahahh Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT
  9. here's one(the short version) a blonde,brunette and a redhead are allpregnant and visiting the thier dr. while in the waiting room they talk about the old wives tales they heard. the brunette say s i know im haveing i girl the blondes asks how she know the brunette says b/c i had sex on top. the redhead syas well im having a boy. the blonde asks how she know ] the redhead says b/c i was on bottom. just then the blonde bursts into hysteria. after they calm, here down they ask why she was crying and she replies....I'm gonna have puppies Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT
  10. hey kev, ya gotta admit though it was funny in a stupid kinda way(and that was what i was going for in the first place) LOL!! Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!! JT
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    I'm leaving...

    hey i 4got about white,and didnt think you could see yellow. cool boobie or not boobie, that is the question.... well then i say BOOBIE!!! damn it(booby, spelled like that just looks deformed to me) Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  12. i'm surprised they didn't make her check em at baggage claim. boobies is my new favorite word(not that i had an old favorite word) Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
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    I'm leaving...

    unfortunately i dont titties have two t's in it... hey i guess we could type it up like thast but you'd have to say it fast two t's, two t's still doesn't spark the imagination like boobies do. it's almost hypnotic. boo-BEES!!! whoo haaa Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  14. diva-- chances are if your reading this ...i cant help you too much. ha hahaha Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  15. it's been a while since i've seen you around the post, king! good to hear you got nothing but the shit scared out of you. just how close was the helmut to fitting? ha ha ha. im glad we can all laugh about this! Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  16. whew i got nervous. all this talk about posting pix of boobies and there is this sick post of i screwed the pooch. thank you for not ruining my faith in ya. sorry i don't know portugese. but i know english. does that help...didnt think so sorry!! Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  17. plane...nah man, im driving!! i'm wont be leaving til sunday, but i wont have computer access after early thursday. besides dont change the subject...just get me some lysol!!! whew! my nose is bleeding and my eyes hurt! Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
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    I'm leaving...

    YE AI KNOW BUT I RAN OUT OF COLORS. you got an I and an E i can borrow? ha ha ha Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  19. was that you? geez, for the life of me i didnt know what that was. thanks for clearing the air on that one... Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
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    I'm leaving...

    hey geek streak- lol!!! but im not gonna be on vacation thats the part that sux. im going for work but i will have weekends off.(to jump) so i guess im lucky in that sense... hey JKA--- if you read this i just wanna say one word for ya BOOBS!!!! Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
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    I'm leaving...

    hey everyone, its been real fun getting to know all of you again but , i am off to texas and i may not talk to ya's for quite i few months! i just wanna say don't forget to jump! I hope you're all still online when i get back. for some of ya's, i may even be at a dropzone near you. like dallas...some where in oklahoma. etc etc. i hope to jump from georgia to texas and back stopping along on the way at any dz i can find. so maybe there'll be a jt tracking post. ha ha hah. have fun. i know i will(TRY) Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  22. hey phillykev, ever go to the zoo? the horny gorilla is when i bunch of us, after the beer light has been on and already off, get real bored. we end up going to the zoo to see if we can let any of the animals free. you chance arrest but it's fuuny as hell to read about it the next day. apparently it's just one of those skydive traditions. i started when a skydiver was doing a demo jump into the bronx zoo in N.Y. (the bronx, if you haven't figured that out) he had a bad spot and landed in or around(im not sure) the gorilla exhibit. from what i heard he landed in a safe place that the gorilla wasn't gone maul him but he got the shit scarred outta him by the HORNY GORILLA! does that sum it up?....if so i'm sorry 'cause i'm fukn with ya! i'll let lisa or dutchboy answer this one. i wasted enough of your time. sorry but i hadda. lisa is a teacher so she'll be able to "learn ya" bout that! Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  23. lisa you can have my"virginity" anytime you want. i'll be there this weekend so lets jump...i still wont have a jump suit,but i will have beer.BEER!!! dutchboy--- i think that movie would sell big tickets. i was tlkaing to a gourp of friends(would you believe i have a few) even though i wont be here. i am sending friend to jump up there(tandems) so look out for some "MOODY" people. that MOODY air force base...but dont rule out moody,though. h aha ah Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT
  24. jka-- boobies aren't just a great word!!! they're fun for the whole family. collect 'em trade'em with your friends(on-line) disclaimer** boobies are sold separately or in pairs. choking hazard may exist. do not leave boobies in reach of children under 3 yrs of age without adult supervision.viewing boobies for 20 minutes a day has been clinically PROVEN to extend the life expectancy of the male species. some side effects of viewing boobies; boobies may cause seizures, dizziness,drooling and loss of emotional control. if you think you are at risk of any of the above listed side effects. do not view boobies for an extended period of time without consulting your doctor.boobies are a trade mark of jtval designs any and all,group viewing, unauthorized reproduction,resale made to the sole purpose of profit will be deemed as an attempt to take jt's boobies away. this will be penalized to the fullest extend of the law. Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!! JT