Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    I always knew you had a thing for him.
  2. Lindercles
    I wonder if she'd have to sniff my butt before she'd mate with me.
  3. Lindercles
    I voted "I only eat meat."
  4. Lindercles
    Isn't that a pisser!
  5. Lindercles
    Ok, I'm confused. Are you're upset that drunk drivers kill people or that they don't take responsibility for it? Because if it's the former, then you should know that pot smokers kill people too. I did a simple google search and picked the first one that came up. Here. I'm sure there were more in the list if you'd like me to post them. If it's the latter, that's a gross generalization that's not even worthy of debate.
  6. Lindercles
    You're comparing people who smoke pot to people who drive drunk, which is a totally unfair comparison. Driving under the influence of any substance, marijuana included, is a dangerous and stupid thing to do, and endangers your life and the lives of others.
  7. Lindercles
    I was a tough sell, too. My friends kept telling me that California was the better album, and I kept telling them they were crazy. The self titled album just has a certain nostalgia for me. But eventually I succumbed. As much as the self titled album holds a dear place in my heart, I do believe that California is musically the better album. But I definitely won't shit on your opinion. It's like having to pick which is better, a blowjob, or a blowjob.
  8. Lindercles
    To be fair, pulling one song off of California and expecting it to be representative of Mr. Bungle if roughly equivalent to drawing a line on a piece of paper and expecting the reader to extrapolate the blueprint of the pentagon. Edited to add: even if it is a great song.
  9. Lindercles
    I should start a poll: "Is California one of the five best albums ever, in any genre?" Of course I already know the answer is yes, but then I could find out who all the cool people are.
  10. Lindercles
    There's a reason I don't post (or talk) much about my musical tastes.
  11. Lindercles
    Well then, you'll enjoy this little anecdote: I've seen Mike Patton live twice, both with Tomahawk. As it turns out, Tomahawk is my aboslute least favorite Patton project. Edited to add: Fantomas is cool, Bungle is one of the best bands ever.
  12. Lindercles
    It's funny when you work really hard to convince someone of something, and then right when you've succeeded they change their mind again. The tragedy comes when you continue to do it over and over again.
  13. Lindercles
    Pretty much everything Mike Patton touches is genius....except that.
  14. Lindercles
    I think everybody needs a hug today.
  15. Lindercles
    Or better yet, go to a public place and start giving out free hugs.
  16. Lindercles
    Dublin and AN-2s. Edited to add: also possibly your affection for lamp.
  17. Lindercles
    Well, I've been told you're fat, so skinny is the opposite. Green is the opposite of red so....you're a fat communist?
  18. Lindercles
    Fuck that shit, make her come to you.
  19. Lindercles
    Shhhhhh, quit backpeddling or you'll get this sent to SC.
  20. Lindercles
    Liberry. She always says "liberry," and that's just not right. It's libRARy. Sheesh mom, get it right.
  21. Lindercles
    Just a few explanations: It's a noun. "Bring" is the verb. All words are made up. Most of them have undergone several different spelling changes over the years. It's only the "right" spelling as long as people say it is (would you believe some people think "color" has a "u" in it, and "bank" is spelled with a "c"? Now THAT'S crazy.) Nobody uses wikipedia anymore. Try Urban Dictionary, particularly their entries on "teh suck". And your parents didn't like the way you talked, and we won't like the way our children talk. It's an odd byproduct of a species that so highly values progress.
  22. Lindercles
    She's drinking liquor back there?
  23. Lindercles
    Mediocre sex for 5 years - There's no way my hand is gonna cut it for 4 years. Age from the neck down - I'd rather my mind still be sharp when I'm old. Go to a huge party naked - It wouldn't be the first time. The body of a supermodel that dies at 40 - If the other choice would have been "be ugly and live to be 100" I would have chosen that, but if I have to be morbidly obese I'd hate myself for 100 years. Cure cancer - War is one of the greatest forms of population control the world has ever seen. No children - I don't want 'em anyway.
  24. Lindercles
    Or perhaps you should exsanguinate yourself onto the pages of dz.com (kbordson might appreciate that).
  25. Lindercles
    That gave me a very disturbing mental image.