Lindercles

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  1. No, that doesn't suck. Ryan d sucks.
  2. LIIIAAAAR!!!! Humperdinck Humperdinck Humperdinck!
  3. Because it's for the animals. The animals are free!
  4. I love spam. I love all meat products. I pretty much exclusively eat processed meat. My colon is awesome.
  5. You can always just email it.
  6. Ok, the PMs I've gotten so far are VERY nice. Many compliiments to you all. Still waiting for the rest...
  7. You really should. It will make everyone feel better. Think of the children.
  8. Yes! The original point of the thread was to PM me boobie pics so I could give sincere compliments. Please, let's get back to the point of the thead.
  9. I concur. There are so many pretty ladies here on dz.com, it often brings a guy like me to tears.
  10. I hate it when that happens.
  11. Because I'm a classy guy. I would never take advantage of anyone that way. That's just wrong.
  12. I would, really I would, but I'm not drunk, just pleasantly intoxicated.
  13. Of course not. Posting them would be crude. Classy ladies such as yourself only use PMs. So, feel free to PM them to me.
  14. Ahem, pardon me. Allow me to speak succinctly... Show me your boobies!! Seriously, PM will be fine.
  15. And I'm malleable. Go ahead, work your magic...
  16. I'll assume, for the sake of good stories, that you were on LSD. Continue...
  17. It's not funny, my ass in on fire. edited to add: lawrocket, you were already pretty high on my list, but you just jumped up several units.
  18. No, but there's probably something about being a wiseass that makes one want to skydive.
  19. I like option 1. Somehow the idea of "battling" to transcend anything seems a little counterintuitive.
  20. See, every dark cloud really does have a silver lining!
  21. "They made a movie about me. It's called Brokeback Mountain."