Lindercles
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So she likes pineapples??
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Remember this statement: "I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could." It will get you in to secret places.
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That's pretty much what it looks like when I turn on the closed captioning and watch King of the Hill
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Plus every highway interchange is in the shape of the state, too. Sure, it's slightly annoying to follow the course of the Rio Grande when trying to merge from I35 to I10 in San Antonio, but it makes a great aerial shot.
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Was that Boomhauer??
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Ice cubes and tortilla chips. Not that other places don't have them, but how many other places have them in the shape of their state? Well, maybe Wyoming.
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What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
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So you're into the whole pineapple thing? How you doin'?
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You're right. Sorry, that was a typo. I lust you. I'm not really sure what that means, but I lust you.
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Gurgle? What, is he foaming at the mouth? Now gargling, that would just be sick. LM, you're a sick fuck and I hate you.
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How to make a lindercles Ingredients: 3 parts jealousy 3 parts crazyiness 3 parts joy Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! You like hers better than mine don't you? I know you do, why won't you just admit it. Admit it dammit! You're driving me crazy! It's ok, I'm happy with it.
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How 'bout "monster wang" Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because no human artist can accurately capture Chuck Norris' moster wang. Several have tried, but suffered fatal roundhouse kicks to the face for their failure.
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The Superbowl sucked, I can't get laid, and I find myself incredibly attracted to every woman I have ever met online. Is it supposed to itch when I shave my balls? And why doesn't anyone ever talk about skydiving in the bonfire? That one really pisses me off.
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Freebird's is a soul sucking institution. Damn them, and damn their food that I still can't help but crave from time to time. I would claim that they lace their burritos with crack, but since I used to be a manager there, I can vouch for the fact that they don't. They are, however, freaking insane. Every one of them. They are definitely not normal.
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Always with the cryptic comments.
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I love you too, Jeff. And I don't even want your Bug Light. Happy Birthday.
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You hooked up?????
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Yes, you spelled it right, but I think you meant brazilian. Two words: Mach 3. Ok, so it's one word and a number, but you get the point.
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Seattle just filed a notice to have the case moved from the State court in Bryan to a Federal court in Houston, since it's a federal trademark case. A court date has been set for June. So that's all we should hear about it until well after the Superbowl.
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come on, dude. spill the laundry basket story. we're all psycho here, you're in good company.
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The part that I especially don't get about the timing is that in recent years the Aggies have successfully lobbied two other NFL teams to quit using it, so why wait until now to pester the Seahawks? It really looks bad.
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And A&M didn't trademark it until 1990. They stand a good chance of losing their lawsuit.
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Walt, if there is one person here with a proven track record for tolerating severe nipple pain, it's you. Now stop fishing for compliments.
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during!