Lindercles
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Spinach Pesto stuffed Chicken with Angel Hair pasta.
Lindercles replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Here's my ass in a watermelon. -
Enter Funks, stage right.....
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My passphrase is 134tp00n.
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I read the thread title, then I read the post, and still nothing seemed odd to me at all. Then I read Loonix's post and I realized, "Oh yeah, it's February." Then I went outside and basked in the 80 degree sunshine while flying a kite, eating apple pie and wearing a sundress. Yankees, eat your hearts out indeed.
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I have to ask... I know what "I was finger printed one time" means, but what exactly does "I was "finger printed" one time" mean? I figured I should ask before my mind completely ran away with that one...
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If a cop stopped me on the street and asked me if I wanted to be in a police lineup my first thought would be "It's a trick." I can't think of anything in particular I've done illegal lately, but I'm sure there's something and I'd likely not go. I've watched enough Maximum Exposure to know those kinds of things happen. Unless of course he told me I'd be getting paid. Which you never did tell us. So did you get paid?
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Dude, if they pay people to do that, I am so down. I'm a pretty shady lookin' dude as it is. Walt, do you mind if I drop your name to the cops to get in? I'm just assuming here that the entire Austin Police force knows you by name.
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The entire nationwide energy grid would go down due to the excessive number of microwaves suddenly powered on when everyone went to go pop their popcorn. And then no one would get to see anything.
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Just get drunk and drop it, and then spend an hour or so trying to figure out where all the little metal pieces go. That should fix it (and be terribly entertaining in the process).
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Plus I hear he's giving away free pie and chips. Whatever that is.
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Hello, 1969? Hi, this is 2006. It seems one of your jokes got out and somehow ended up over here. We'd appreciate it if you'd come pick it up. And next time, put a leash on that shit.
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I know you were kidding, I'm just saying the situation isn't that bad. Would you rather have that, or would you rather she call you every single day after just one date? I don't know about you, but that would creep me the fuck out.
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The bad news is, you're high maintenance. Chill. The good news is, she's interested. Often times people who are worth being with keep themselves very busy. It's what happens to intelligent, motivated people. It's not a bad thing. Being in a relationship in which your SO is the only interesting thing in your life, however, is a very bad thing. Go with it.
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Linder needs clarification. I think I might add that to my sig line.
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Happy VD to you, too.
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I can't believe there is NO help for depression
Lindercles replied to Blindpost's topic in The Bonfire
Whiskey. You don't need a prescription and it works faster. -
Ok, so it seems like the main argument against the picture is "it's not a great white." Fine, it's not a great white, it's some other kind of shark. That in itself doesn't make the picture a fake. Yes, the wake from the sharks tail looks as though it is slicing through the water and not moving side to side. But you can only see a couple of feet behind the shark and it's possible that he was just cruising for the last few feet. Sharks don't move their tails from side to side ALL the time. And no, if the shark shouldn't appear a foot or so bigger than the boat, the shark should be a foot or so bigger than the boat (.65 feet). But because it's closer to the camera, it will appear larger. I'm not prepared to claim that the photo is real, but I have yet to hear a convincing argument that it's not either.
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Somebody get that man a beer.
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Yeah, that picture is obviously shopped, but this one looks nothing like that one at all. Except that they both happen to have a shark in them.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, NOW i get it! Whew, that one had me bumfuzzled. Thanks!
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Definitely looks like it could be real. But I wonder how they got the shot. Where is the camera?
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It means they really need to get laid.
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He does, I've seen it. Truly a sight to behold. I made the mistake of jumping with Kevin once. And then again. And then again. And then a few more times. I'm working on an invention that will allow me to just hook him into my vein.
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I had a similar sort of thing happen once. I had a friend start a conversation with my via IM, except he was being really weird and saying dumb shit. I figured he was just drunk, so for humor value I printed the conversation out and showed it to him the next time I saw him. It turns out it wasn't him at all. Someone had hacked his account and was being a dumb shit. So the moral of the story is ALWAYS make fun of your friends when they're acting dumb, it's usually in their best interest.
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Are there any pineapples involved?