Lindercles
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Do You Have Different Rules for Online Behavior?
Lindercles replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
Of course I have different rules for online. I'm much more witty and urbane. Not to mention taller, stronger, and more attractive. As a general rule, if it's in writing I don't take it seriously. I'd hate for someone to come up to me with a printout of my greatest fears and secret fantasies in one hand and a pineapple in the other and know exactly what to do with it. -
You want advice? Stop being a pussy and get the fucking contacts.
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It definitely does scare me that you are certified to fuck with mold impressionable young minds, but at least you're not actually doing it. Well, not in an official capacity, that is.
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I'm going with 2, only because the prospect of three little Jeffs running around scares the hell out of me.
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Actually, my scars have nothing to do with the sport. They stem from an accident that happened when I was one year old.
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wow, good guess. I thought that might actually be hard.
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I'm going with 3.
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wtf, I'll bite. 1. I have severe scoliosis. 2. I have 3rd degree burn scars and skin grafts on the palms of my hands. 3. I'm legally blind in my left eye.
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It's amazing how one phrase can mean two completely different things based soley on whether or not the sun is out, isn't it?
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Did you seriously just say that beer is a trend?
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You're a wanna be Panda Wrangler, bro. Too bad there aren't any Panda's in Loiusiana. So give it up, young 'un.
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It's ok Walt. There exist several different videos of me wearing nothing but black or red paint from head to toe, blowing fireballs in the middle of a party of several hundred people. Unfortunately I don't have any of them in my possession or I would totally post them.
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u r a n00b. i m 2 1337 4 u.
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Ok, Walt, let me get this straight. You're willing to strip naked in a public environment, climb into an airplane and do tricks with your "joystick" (as it has been so eloquently termed), jump out of said airplane naked and let someone video tape it all. But you're not willing to share this video over the internet with people you've never met?? You've got some pretty fucked up ideas of modesty, bro!
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Yeah, I've seen them. And I've tried the tricks. Some of that shit is damn hard to do!
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Until I actually see your video, this will remain my only inspiration.
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I spent all day wondering what the heck I was going to do with my Friday night. You just figured it out for me.
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Am I at risk for losing my guy card for even being tempted to ask to see that video? Because I'm tempted as hell.
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Now if I could just figure out how to play video games with it, I'd never leave the house.
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I don't know if it has any meaning, but it's certainly deep. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* know what I mean?
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A man and a woman are having their first sexual experience. Before he takes off his clothes the man says, "I have to warn you, I'm hung like a baby." When he gets undressed the woman freaks out and yells "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE HUNG LIKE A BABY!!!!" "Yeah," he says "9 pounds 22 inches."
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Promise?
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Yeah, she's pretty cute, but she could use a haircut and a shave. I do like her taste in beer though.
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Here's a list of the Top Five words Brains uses most: 5. Camera 4. Dickring 3. Fuck 2. You 1. Doorknob
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Spinach Pesto stuffed Chicken with Angel Hair pasta.
Lindercles replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Silly LM, the pineapple isn't for MY ass!