Lindercles
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I'd totally go gay for Chris Corbet or Ron Livingston.
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I had no idea that avatar stealing could be so damned entertaining!!
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Shit yet?
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We do? Where have I been for this????
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I haven't eaten any meat in over six years, except one time I accidentally ate some fish. I came really close to puking, but ended up being ok, although I suspect my near puke experience was more a mental disgust than a physical one. You probably won't puke, but you'll definitely have some nasty shits tomorrow.
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Because I'm drunk on Pawtucket Ale.
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See Douglas Adams' rendition of what happens when you 'drop' a whale.
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I'm pretending you're George Clooney and I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger, in full Batman and Mr. Freeze costumes. Aren't you?
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son, you got a panty on your head.
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I can't believe it took 19 posts for someone to mention this. You people sicken me. Except you Krisanne, you are my new hero. I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist such as yourself.
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Something designed by Burt Rutan?
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Did it have icing?
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Most definitely that's funny. I figured it had to be a joke, but I didn't want to laugh at it and then have you be all serious about it and then I'm a dick. Conversely, I didn't want to say "dude, you know what acapella means, right?" and then have you say "dude, it's a joke" and then I look like a dick again. So now that I'm sure.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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I never have understood the whole acapella death metal band thing. I mean, I don't want to sound stupid here, but that's a joke, right?
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It would go something like this... "Hey, check out my cock." "Ok." End of game.
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It's true. I always dry my finger before I put the lense it. It helps the lens come off the finger and onto the eye more easily as well.
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I'll admit to the fact that I sleep in my contacts. The truth is, I think the last time I took them out was over Christmas. I'm not necessarily proud of it, I'm just lazy. Walt, contacts really aren't that hard to deal with, you just have to get used to them. I'll show you how to do it.
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Um, weren't we supposed to get an update this morning? Should we be concerned?
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I find that in the absence of something meaningful and fulfilling, whiskey is an acceptable substitute.
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I hadn't seen you post in a while and had been wondering what the deal was. It's good to see you're ok, and I'm glad you'll be returning home soon.
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I prefer the magic fingers.
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So the lack of sucking sucks? The mind reels.
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Methinks too many kegstands have gone to your head, boy!
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I believe you cocheese. Us bros gotta stick together. On a completely unrelated note, did you know that the Norwegians have bribed the Olympics committee so they'll win the most medals? Also Elvis is still alive, bigfoot exists, and aliens live on mars and visit regularly. Did anyone else see that unicorn that just went by my window?
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But do you get PTO for jury duty? 'Cause I do.