Lindercles

or maybe luck buddy. you know, someone you keep around just because they're always finding nickels on the ground.

what the heck is an uck buddy?

yeah, i'm sick of the same idiots too. let's get some new idiots in here!

Save those cases, bro! I gotta cut out early this weekend, me neice is getting baptised!

Haven't seen it, but I did hear Mike Nichols on Fresh Air a few months ago and it sounds like a pretty neat show. Might even be worth driving to Houston for. edit: I just noticed the website has it in Chicago during those times. Has something changed?

Keg? Did I leave too early? I see how it is, you'll jump with Josh, but not me. Thanks!

I'll be in San Marcos.

After some of the things I've seen him do.....yeah, I'm right there with ya.

Go Texas!

My dad only ever gave me one warning/piece of advice when I was a kid. "Be careful." When I was playing in the street with my friends, "be careful." When I got my first car, "be careful." The first time he caught me in bed with a girl, "be careful." It used to annoy me, but now I see the brilliance of it.

Nobody wants an advance copy of the album? Are you all nuts??

If I hadn't been there I'd never believe it. But he's right, it's actually a pretty nice place. for a trailer park.

Dude, you're in Texas. Drink Lonestar.

SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS MAN'S QUESTION!!!!!!!!

I'll be the first to admit that when I first heard Vicarious I thought it sounded basically like a Lateralus B side. Unlike other comments in this thread, I thought Maynard's different style was the best thing about the new track, as it was the only thing that seemed new or innovative. However, I just got a leaked copy of the full album, and it is absolutely amazing. It combines elements from as far back as Opiate and Undertow with elements from more recent albums along with some entirely new, innovative sounds to create a sound all it's own. Most prominently are Maynard's continued exploration of vocals and some awesome riffs from Adam Jones. You can really hear the Meshuggah influence in Adam (that's not my opinion, he's admitted it). As usual, Maynard's haunting and introspective lyrics are powerful. A lot of this album centers around his mother's life after her stroke and paralysis (her name was Marie). She was paralyzed for about 27 years, approximately 10,000 days. Unfortunately, I've heard a lot of negative comments about the album, some people even speculating that the leaked version is a joke album designed to fuck with people. These people must be idiots. The album is spectacular. It's gripping, it's powerful, and it's got a groove to it unlike past Tool albums. If you're interested, pm me and I'll see if I can't ysi it to you in a rar'ed format. For the record, the leaked version is not a substitute for the actual album. I will be buying it on May 2.

Brains?

Plus there's the idiots. There's always the idiots.

Don't panic? 42? Who are you, Kevin the Sane?

It was raining in Austin earlier too. And I had to be out driving a giant state van. fun fun!

Sea World?

Mail it there.

Yeah, she made his punches look softer than Baryshnikov's crotch at the Playboy mansion.

I read "Dick Hunt" And then I clicked anyway.

Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon in "The Princess Bride")

You can pretty much caption any given moment in a cat's life with the phrase "[blank] the f'ing [blank] douchebag." For example "Open the f'ing can of cat food douchebag." Or, "put down the f'ing newspaper douchebag."